Sick Pedos Inquisition Dropped From Label

by Brock Dorsey on March 23, 2018

Season of Mist have dropped scumbag frog-metal band Inquisition after it became known that Dagon is a sick pedophile fuck who pleaded guilty to child porn charges in 2009 for having sexualized photos of young girls and boys on his hard drive. Hopefully this will be the end of Inquisition as they were a terrible Immortal ripoff that became a flavor of the week favorite of hipsters only due to the undying hipster quest to find the most awkward two piece band in existence.  If we are lucky authorities will deport Inquisition back to Columbia, investigate their behavior at all of the all ages shows the band played, and, if any misconduct ensued, speedy trial and death penalty!

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Immolation, Azarath, Melechesh Live In Poland On September 27, 2017

by Max Schoenbach on October 29, 2017

Immolation fiercely maintains its reputation as both innovator and creator of a long run of relevant albums in the death metal genre. The band appeared in Poland on September 27, supported (besides opening bands Sincarnate and In Twilight’s Embrace) by Melechesh and Azarath. In every case the sound was at least good and with their performances they all have made great impression.

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Music, Musick and “Ick”

by Guest Contributor on August 11, 2017


by Andreas Languetus

Music serves many roles in our lives, but the one closest to our sense of well-being is a rediscovery of beauty and purpose in the world. While neither is universal, or experienced by all people, the former is closer to the objective, meaning that it concerns the world itself, and the latter is closer to subjective, in that we each find our own path and so our purpose — while a descendant of broader purpose like adaptation, excellence, or knowledge — reflects our discernment and choice of that path in the moment.

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Russianvids Exposes Metallica

by Daniel Maarat on June 2, 2017

https://youtu.be/emq1RuljGDs

Youtube conspiracy theory vlogger Russianvids exposed Metallica’s connection to the Masonic-Satanic Illuminati. Russianvids noted many displays of goofy homoerotic antics from James Hetfield, Dave Mustaine, and Kirk Hammet. Lars Urlich’s predilection for kissing and tonguing other men is shown. Russianvids explain this is part of the Masonic conspiracy to condition the general populace into accepting homosexuality as normal rather than statistically abnormal behavior.

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A Response to Satanic™ Complaints

by Staff on March 7, 2017

Article by David Rosales.

Recent publications on Death Metal Underground have triggered yet another group of self-entitled Dark Gurus and Awoken Entities of the Left Hand Path™, when the unholy names of some of the popular idols of the Satanic™ niche market group were apparently besmirched by people who simply do not think that the music in question is very good.

The grounds for this opinion rested on the simple perception of music as a form of communication and the knowledge and experience of the way black metal (and underground metal in general) aesthetics work; these are open to any with a sense of logic and understanding and in no moment alludes to ad hominem authority per se, but rather the sense of balanced, sensible consideration of the material at hand, which is always debatable.

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Hare Sathanas

by Staff on March 6, 2017

Article by David Rosales.

The dilapidated edifice of modern human spirituality renders standard methods to access the secrets and mysteries so ineffectual that the average man today sees in these terms only quaint poetry or simply nonsense. A dark age of ignorance and inverted values requires an inverted path — one in which we enter a veritable Dark Night of the Soul, one in which a Nietzschean Going Under leads us to transformation and realization through acts of courage and commitment — is perhaps the most appropriate.

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The New Ten Commandments

by Brett Stevens on July 16, 2016

The former Ten Commandments were designed for societies not in decline. In the midst of the death of the West, I suggest the following:

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1. You shall have no other gods before Me. 1. Ignore all gods but reality. This includes God, who is part of reality.
2. You shall make no idols. 2. (this one stands as is)
3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain. 3. If you encounter the Buddha on the path to your objective, KILL HIM.
4. Keep the Sabbath day holy. (this one stands as is)
5. Honor your father and your mother. 5. Honor your father and your mother insofar as they are realistic. This is especially relevant to Generation X. If your Boomerparents are insane, ignore them.
6. You shall not murder. (this one stands as is, with clarification that murder = unwarranted killing; self-defense and idiot removal are other stories)
7. You shall not commit adultery. (this one stands as is; one man, one wife, one eternal love, all else needs to burn)
8. You shall not steal. (this one stands as is)
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. (this one stands as is)
10. You shall not covet. (this one stands as is; it is perhaps the best advice in the Bible — when one ceases to covet, one focuses on adaptation instead of scapegoating)
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