Humans are by nature delusional. They overestimate their importance and demand that reality fit their simple expectations. And yet, they are very good at mastering known skills, so they are highly proficient, but void of purpose. This hollowness is the left side of the metal Bell Curve, and to separate it from the good stuff, we have Sadistic Metal Reviews!
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Article by Lance Viggiano.
Bloody remains unfertilized by talent are required to be disposed of in the hazardous wastebin by the Department of Public Health.
14 CommentsTags: Blood Harvest, Cadaveric Fumes, death 'n' roll, deathcore, sadistic metal reviews, Supremative, Violent Scum, War Metal, worse than shit
Article by David Rosales.
Perfection is in the balance and in the details! These works possess neither balance nor detail.
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The mentally ill delude themselves into believing they’re something they’re not and expect the rest of the world to fall in line with their fantastical psychosis. The Death Metal Underground staff doesn’t.
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Some metal was created to be enjoyed drunk and alone with reality TV blaring in the background.
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Hepatitis C or HIV?
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Why write bad reviews at all? Good music is rare, and bad is everywhere, but if you do not explicitly identify the failings of bad, most people will find it appealing because it does not interrupt their steady stream of self-centered thoughts and is easier than seeking good. If you like good music and want more of it, you must bash as well as praise, as Machiavelli would tell you. And with that, the latest installment of the Sadistic Metal Reviews…
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Coming soon to a used CD bin near you!
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Article by Corey M. Apparently, our staff ate too many tacos this weekend.
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