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Sadistic Metal Reviews: Just Shoot Them

by Staff on December 28, 2016

Guns get the job done.

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Sadistic Metal Reviews 12-23-2016

by Staff on December 23, 2016

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Sadistic Metal Reviews 12-06-16

by Staff on December 6, 2016

Congratulations! Your society continues to squeeze out lumpy, furry, greasy and fragrant turds into the fresh bedding. Your government is corrupt; almost everyone in business and society is a robotic zombie; your mass culture is garbage and your jobs, jails. People are miserable inside but refuse to acknowledge it for fear of seeming weak.

On top of all of that, your future is grim as you slip further into third-world levels of filth, disorder, promiscuity, corruption, disorganization, perversity, crime and rotted infrastructure. How’s that whole modern society thing — consumerism, democracy, mass media — working out for you?

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Sadistic Metal Reviews 11-27-2016

by Daniel Maarat on November 27, 2016

Thanksgiving is a merry time of the year but the bender has to end with more Sadistic Metal Reviews!

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Sadistic Metal Reviews 11-26-2016

by Daniel Maarat on November 26, 2016

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We get this poop in the mail. We don’t trash it unlike our readership, we use it for target practice with our AR-15s!

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Sadistic Metal Reviews 11-3-2016

by Staff on November 3, 2016

Article by Lance Viggiano.

You wouldn’t pick crap up with your bare hands so why listen to these without ear plugs?

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Sadistic Metal Reviews: 10-23-2016

by Staff on October 23, 2016

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Humans and metal bands are self-replenishing resources. There are always more to burn!

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Sadistic Metal Reviews 10-20-2016

by Daniel Maarat on October 20, 2016

Death Metal Underground receives a constant stream of inferior promotional materials like a child is given unwanted Apples, granola bars, and candy corn on Halloween. We toss them in the trash too.

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Sadistic Metal Reviews: Iron Coneheads

by Daniel Maarat on October 1, 2016

Death Metal Underground constantly receives new batches of rock music masquerading as “blackened death metal” for the scenester, “buy everything” market. We microwave these promotional materials inside the homes of people we hate.

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