Nuclear Blast remastered and reissued Blind Guardian’s entire back catalog last month. Expect compressed sound.
3 CommentsTags: blind guardian, compact disc, news, nuclear blast, nuclear blast records, power metal, reissues, remaster
Destruction Record More Re-Recordings
German eighties speed metal legends Destruction have a new album of pointless re-recorded versions of more of their “greatest hits” coming out November 10th on Nuclear Blast Records. As usual, Hessians should stick to the originals. Varg Vikernes of Burzum even said that Infernal Overkill was one of his favorites.
9 CommentsTags: cash grab, destruction, German Speed Metal, germany, news, nuclear blast, nuclear blast records, rerecording, Speed Metal
Enslaved Finish Upcoming Album
Norwegian black metal turned alt-rock band Enslaved finished mixing and mastering their as yet untitled upcoming album for Nuclear Blast Records.
5 CommentsTags: alternative rock, boring, Enslaved, norway, nuclear blast, nuclear blast records, rock, upcoming album, upcoming release
Accept – The Rise of Chaos Coming Out August 4th
Long running German heavy metal band Accept have a new album, The Rise of Chaos, coming out August 4th on Nuclear Blast Records.
4 CommentsTags: accept, germany, Heavy Metal, mainstream metal, nuclear blast, nuclear blast records, Speed Metal, upcoming album, upcoming release
Sabaton Shills For World of Tanks
Military history obsessed Swedish power metal and glam rock band Sabaton is now advertising for and having their music featured in the Belarussian massively multiplayer tank shoot-out game World of Tanks according to Blabbermouth. World of Tanks is a Russian free-to-play, usually pay-to-win game that plays like a slightly more realistic, team based version of Battlezone. Players can choose to drive hundreds of tanks from the 20th century with the ones recently added to the game that players usually have to shell out to use being slightly more powerful before being nerfed into mediocrity. The game is most popular in Eastern Europe and East Asia among teenage boys.
2 CommentsTags: glam rock, Heavy Metal, mainstream metal, nuclear blast, nuclear blast records, power metal, sabaton, sell-out, selling out, shills, video game, video game OST, world of tanks
Venom Inc. Release “Dein Fleisch” Video
Venom have split into two bands just like so many others. Chronos fronts “Venom” now while “drummer” Abaddon and”guitarist” Mantas play in “Venom Inc.” with new idiot on the mic.
10 CommentsTags: hard rock, mainstream metal, music video, new track, nuclear blast, nuclear blast records, piece of shit, upcoming album, venom, venom inc
Tankard Belch “Syrian Nightmare”
Tankard vomited up a new track from their upcoming album of beer metal, One Foot in the Grave, that’s coming out on June 2nd on Nuclear Blast Records. “Syrian Nightmare” sounds like a lamer version of the already lame modern day Sodom to appeal to social justice warriors and Sally Struthers types. What happened to making dropping payloads of napalm on third world peasant children for crispy, cancerous death sound like trends mosh core fun for people in tight, patched up denim tuxedos and high top sneakers to mosh to? “Feed the Syrian Children” is incredibly boring. War is a natural form of entropy. Why don’t yuppies want to live a healthy, all-natural life style?
12 CommentsTags: beer metal, boring, German Speed Metal, germany, mainstream metal, new track, nuclear blast, nuclear blast records, Speed Metal, tankard, trends mosh core fun, upcoming release
Enslaved Finish Recording New Album For Beardos
Sell-out formerly black metal band Enslaved has finished recording another indie rock album for Nuclear Blast Records. Expect every fat guy in flannel with neck pubes to love it almost as much as he loves the smell of putrid mayonnaise that gets stuck in the beard like little white dingle berries.
4 CommentsTags: alternative rock, Enslaved, hipster bullshit, indie rock, new album, norway, nuclear blast, nuclear blast records, sell-out, upcoming release
New Suffocation Record “Put Together Right on the Spot”
In a recent promotional video for Suffocation‘s upcoming not so great album …Of the Dark Light, frontman Frank Mullen admitted that since the band members live all over the place and not in one centralized area, have lives outside of Suffocation, and don’t really practice as much anymore “so a lot of stuff was put together kinda like right on the spot.” Rhythm guitarist Charlie Errigo said “It’s like a videogame. It’s like each riff is a level and you got that hard riff that’s the boss.”
13 CommentsTags: boring, cash grab, frank mullen, honesty, New York Death Metal, nuclear blast, nuclear blast records, promotional video, suffocation, upcoming release, video, video game
Suffocation Release “Return To The Abyss” Lyric Video
Suffocation released a new lyric video of their upcoming, awful phoned-in album, …Of the Dark Light. Suffocation have dumbed themselves down to mediocre speed metal with generic riffs rehashed from their classic material prior to their 1998, post Despise the Sun breakup. Return to the Abyss is incredibly boring. Do not buy this phoned in excuse to tour. Do not see Suffocation on tour without Frank Mullen.
6 CommentsTags: boring, lyric video, new track, nuclear blast, nuclear blast records, shit, Speed Metal, suffocation
