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Tobacco Activists Launch “World Smoke Tobacco Day” To Counter “World No Tobacco Day”

by Brett Stevens on May 31, 2017

Your elected leaders and tax dollars go toward a nanny state that wants to tell you what you cannot do simply because other people are screwing up in many ways, and if the politicians pick the easy problems instead of the hard ones, they can get re-elected because they made an appearance of doing something while doing nothing that they can actually fail at. (more…)

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Tags: briar nation, democracy, pipe tobacco, tobacco, world health organization, world no tobacco day, world smoke tobacco day

Gawith, Hoggarth & Co. – Burley And Bright

by Brett Stevens on May 31, 2017

Long ago, there was Nicotiana Rustica which the Asian natives of the New World smoked in various forms. It had a taste like burnt squash when smoked and a potent blast of Nicotine. The Caucasian newcomers began to experiment with different cultivars of Nicotiana, and eventually settled on using Nicotiana Tabacum, a domesticated version from South America. (more…)

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Tags: burley, gawith hoggarth & co., pipe tobacco, tobacco, virginia

Death Fortress Preview “The Warrior’s Mantle”

by George Psalmanazar on May 31, 2017

Death Fortress previewed a new track, “The Warrior’s Mantle”, from their upcoming album Triumph of the Undying. Unlike the band’s earlier material such as Deathless March of the Unyielding, the primary influence of “The Warrior’s Mantle” seems to be Immortal instead of Hate Forest. This is a sign of potentially great improvements. Have Death Fortress ascended the “Mountains of Might” to join the lords of the raven realm in Valhalla? Probably not but we will have to see when Triumph of the Undying is actually released.

<a href="http://deathfortress.bandcamp.com/track/the-warriors-mantle">The Warrior’s Mantle by Death Fortress</a>

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Tags: Black Metal, Death Fortress, death metal, Fallen Empire, Fallen Empire Records, new album, new track, upcoming release

Desecresy Releases First Single “Amidst” From Fifth Album The Mortal Horizon To Be Released In August

by Brett Stevens on May 30, 2017

Finnish ambient death metal band Desecresy let loose its single “Amidst” yesterday. This track comes to us from the fifth Desecresy album, The Mortal Horizon, which will be released in August through Xtreem Music, who released the four previous full-lengths from the band.

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Tags: Black Metal, death metal, desecresy, Finland, new album, new track, tommi gronqvist, upcoming release, xtreem music

White Death – White Death (2017)

by Daniel Maarat on May 30, 2017

White Death turn black metal into pop rock on their self-titled album, White Death, for scenesters who want to be tough and are mad that black metal songwriting was based melodic narratives instead of hooky pop-singalongs like Gothenburg metal. White Death aim to reach out to that group of scenesters who used to shop at Hot Topic back when they were teenagers. White Death even have an edgy Finnish nationalist theme to go with their generic, non-descript Satanism! Scenesters don’t have to want to send the world back to the Dark Ages anymore, they can just drink beer for the evil and chant sing-alongs about the 5’3 Simo Häyhä shooting hundreds of frost-bitten Ivans! Wait White Death’s lyrics are not even about the Winter War, just generic mall Satanism; the Auntie Anne’s Pretzels of evil.

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Tags: black 'n roll, Finland, hells headbangers, metalcore, NWN/FMP, review, scenesters, werewolf records, white death

Liberal Music Fans Fooled by Grindcore Charity Deception

by Brock Dorsey on May 29, 2017

A massive amount of gullible liberal retards have fallen for a masterful charity deception running on Bandcamp via a “grindcore band” called Anal Trump. The band’s new album If you Want to Qualify for Health Insurance, Then Maybe You Should Have Gotten Raped? currently is the service’s top selling album despite the entire album being less than 60 seconds and offering virtually no music content. Priced at $5.00 (though users are able to pay more), the band claims 100% of “net proceeds” will be donated to the charity RAINN. This is in fact a cleverly worded deception as Bandcamp’s payout model takes 15% of all sales plus a processing fee (varying based on the amount), meaning that instead of donating $5.00 directly to the charity and getting nothing in return, users are donating $3.95 to the charity and $1.05 to Bandcamp and getting nothing in return.

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Tags: anal trump, bandcamp, donald trump, economics of metal, Grindcore, metal economics, MetalSucks, scam, sjw metal, sjws, social justice warriors

Irillion – Egledhron (2016)

by Daniel Maarat on May 29, 2017

Some releases go neglected upon release as their poor production makes it too hard to discern what is actually being played for those without neutral high-fidelity setups. Upon upgrading my own, I realized that Irillion’s debut Egledhron EP is one of them. The production is so muddy and filthy that even warm “audiophile” style setups have a hard time discerning what the downtuned and distorted electric guitars are playing. While two earlier Sadistic Metal Reviews from our staff noted the recording as a promising but inferior, listening on a more revealing setup reveals Irillion’s self-recorded musical intentions and goals: Irillion wish to play flowing Eastern European black metal like Graveland with a filthy Joined in Darkness era Demoncy style production and atmosphere and an almost Transilvanian Hunger manner of variation.

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Tags: 2016, Black Metal, Colombia, egledhron, EP, flowing black metal, irillion, progressive, re-review, review, venezuela

Zemial – For the Glory of Ur Reissue

by Daniel Maarat on May 28, 2017

Greek black metal band Zemial have reissued their debut album, For the Glory of Ur, in a limited edition digipak. The CD is a self-release exclusively available for purchase from the band’s BigCartel page. If you’re a compulsive collector who has to have everything that wasn’t terrible from the mid 90s, maybe you will need this.
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Tags: compact disc, digipak, greece, Greek Black Metal, reissue, remaster, zemial

Rotten Copper – Rotten Copper (2017)

by Brett Stevens on May 27, 2017

Living in a dying time presents as many troubles as recording in a dying genre. Something went wrong with metal in 1995, and since that time we have had big oaf idiot metal from the NWN/FMP types which bores us, versus popular metal music which is vapid and consumerist at its core and so has nothing to offer of substance.

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Tags: dawning, Doom Metal, gothic, Heavy Metal, nothing left, review, rotten copper, steve cefala