All members of Polish nu-metal band Decapitated were formally charged with rape and kidnapping in Spokane, Washington.
18 CommentsTags: crime, decapitated, idiots, news, nu-metal, sell outs, suicide
Night Shift War Metal Crossover Love
A “War Metal Maniac” calling himself “Nokturnal Thrall to 7-11, Glutinous Devourer of Transmogrified Phallus” submitted a story of an encounter of his to Death Metal Underground in light of Gorgowocoa’s recent revelations of disgusting degeneracy.
46 CommentsTags: blasphemy, conqueror, Crossover, crossover thrash, homoeroticism, homosexuality, nuclear war now! productions, nwn, NWN/FMP, thrash metal, War Metal
Morbid Angel – Formulas Fatal to the Flesh Vinyl Reissue
Earache Records is reissuing the last decent Morbid Angel record, Formulas Fatal to the Flesh, on vinyl LP for self-professed analog maniacs.
12 CommentsTags: cash grab, death metal, earache records, morbid angel, news, reissue, vinyl
Destruction Record More Re-Recordings
German eighties speed metal legends Destruction have a new album of pointless re-recorded versions of more of their “greatest hits” coming out November 10th on Nuclear Blast Records. As usual, Hessians should stick to the originals. Varg Vikernes of Burzum even said that Infernal Overkill was one of his favorites.
9 CommentsTags: cash grab, destruction, German Speed Metal, germany, news, nuclear blast, nuclear blast records, rerecording, Speed Metal
Sadistic Metal Reviews: The Big Sleep for Bandcamp
It is time to put the piss-poor recommendations of these bonzos to bed. Forever.
34 CommentsTags: bandcamp, blood incantation, boring, dead congregation, death metal, deathcore, encoffination, Father Befouled, Grave Miasma, grave upheaval, incantation, Portal, poseurs, sadistic metal reviews, stoner doom, stoner rock
Atmospheric Dendrophilia
Recently, I found a Youtube channel called “Atmospheric Black Metal Albums” devoted to what hipster urban lumberjacks have termed “atmospheric black metal”. We must call attention to the horrible Youtube, supposedly “black metal” sub-genre festering right under our noses for it is wholly different from the Eastern European flowing varietal.
31 CommentsTags: article, atmosphere, black 'n roll, boring, celephaïs, drone, emo, enisum, GRID, hippies, hipster bullshit, popol vuh, poseurs, post-hardcore, screamo, the howling void, youtube
Pestilence – Testimony of the Ancients Vinyl Reissue
Hammerheart Records is reissuing Pestilence‘s third album, Testimony of the Ancients, on LP in multiple colors.
5 CommentsTags: death 'n' roll, hammerheart, hammerheart records, news, pestilence, reissue, remaster, vinyl
Slayer Halloween Shirts & Pumpkin Carving Stencils
Do you need speed metal apparel for wearing to back-to-school nights, WWE matches, dirt bike races, and child support hearings?
4 CommentsTags: cash grab, merch, merchandise, news, shirts, slayer, tshirts
Oscar Clorio Earthquake Fundraiser
The Mexico City home of Oscar Clorio, the drummer of death metal legends Cenotaph, was devastated by the earthquake that occurred in central Mexico on September 19th.
5 CommentsTags: ablaze productions, cenotaph, Chaos Records, death metal, mexico, news, oscar clorio
Hate Mail (#10): Panzer Division Memminger
A German poseur with a stick up his ass calling himself Memminger Huette emailed us a review he had written of Marduk‘s comical Panzer Division Marduk. I at first assumed his review was a parody of how mainstream rock publications write about metal but that soon proved not to be the case in the brief email exchange that followed between him and me. His emails are the ones quoted after the jump.
12 CommentsTags: autism, black 'n roll, funderground, germany, Hate Mail, marduk, nazis, panzer division marduk, poseur, trends mosh core fun, War Metal
