Article by Lance Viggiano.
You wouldn’t pick crap up with your bare hands so why listen to these without ear plugs?
38 CommentsTags: condor, nuclear war now! productions, nwn, perverted ceremony, sadistic metal reviews, Sangreal
Metallica Premier “Atlas, Rise!”
Metallica premiered a new track off of their upcoming album, Hardwired… To Self-Destruct today on Youtube.
17 CommentsTags: hard rock, Heavy Metal, mainstream metal, metallica, new song, new track, Speed Metal, youtube
Ungod: The German War Machine That Flies Under Metalhead Radar
History is full of paradoxes. Twentieth century Germany provides one of the major mysteries of the modern era: Why haven’t the Germans produced more high-quality black metal?
The country has been a heavy metal-stronghold since Neolithic times with a significantly high metalhead-per-capita rate. Furthermore, Germany has spawned more metal bands than any other country in Europe with abundant native labels, zines and distros supporting them. Yet, when it comes to black metal, there’s not much to write home about. (more…)
24 CommentsTags: Black Metal, German Black Metal, germany, primitive black metal, ungod
SJWs Attack Metal Band For “Bigfoot Lives Matter” Humor
Obese blue-haired SJWs at internet music promotions coffee klatch I Heart Local Music have attacked Missouri comedy death metal band Troglodyte for the extension of its Bigfoot-themed humor to a drum kit on which was painted the words “Bigfoot Lives Matter.”
17 CommentsTags: censorship, facebook, i heart local music, metalgate, mob attack, sjws, troglodyte
Black Metal Is Not Surf Rock
Hipster Youtuber Sam Sutherland suggested in a click bait video uploaded to his This Exists channel earlier this year that black metal is musically the same as the surf rock of the early 60s. This Exists goes on further to suggest that the best metal is heavily influenced by other non-metal musical genres citing such non-metal works as Mastodon‘s Leviathan being influenced by Moby Dick and Kanye West by Pablo Picasso. Sutherland, like many musically ignorant persons, confuses lyrical influence and playing technique with genre, intent, and goal.
36 CommentsTags: assimilation, Black Metal, crypto-indie, genre, hipster bullshit, mastodon, sam sutherland, surf rock, this exists, youtube
Sadistic Metal Reviews: 10-23-2016
Humans and metal bands are self-replenishing resources. There are always more to burn!
12 CommentsTags: creatures, dark portrait, disthrone, false gods, forest of harambe, glaukom synod, hellschwadron, jagged mouth, junior bruce, krepitus, lectern, mentor, misanthropic rage, moanaa, Necromantic Worship, negative symbols, nephrolith, Nocturne, noise trail immersion, nuclear war now! productions, nwn, penitence onirique, pogavranjen, qip, sadistic metal reviews, sagh, sin of god, sleepwalkers, soulemission, take over and destroy, Tengger Cavalry, uburen, ungod, venom prison, waldgefluster, warcrab, wolf counsel
Sadistic Metal Reviews 10-20-2016
Death Metal Underground receives a constant stream of inferior promotional materials like a child is given unwanted Apples, granola bars, and candy corn on Halloween. We toss them in the trash too.
36 CommentsTags: abigorum, akem manah, asguard, autokrator, bloodrain, construct of lethe, cryostasium, dead end finland, death courier, demonomancy, dimension darkness, door into emptiness, eufori, far beyond, gods tower, karg, Khors, kozeljinik, netherbird, nuclear war now! productions, nwn, peter grusel und die unheimlichen, pragnavit, regler, rich davis, sadistic metal reviews, skeleton of god, soliloquim, Urfaust, veld, Vietah, vola, witchcraft
Death Metal Underground Seeks A Motto
As part of our ongoing attempts to be more like normies who like catchy lines and irrelevant banter, Death Metal Underground embarks on a disturbingly social activity for our audience, who are mostly alienated noticers living in bunkers far removed from the cities.
149 CommentsTags: aleister crowley, normies, sodomize the weak, you suffer (but why?)
Write-in Campaign: Swedish Death Metal Belongs In IKEA
The leading representative of Swedish industry around the world, Ikea, sells furniture of styles from a dozen nations. It has a housewares section, a full-service cafeteria, a donut shop and a grocery store. You can pick up electric lights, tools, houseplants and home decor there.
But conspicuously absent are the most important items from Sweden in recent memory: Swedish death metal and black metal.
16 CommentsTags: ikea, Sweden, Swedish Black Metal, Swedish Death Metal
Varg on Satanism in Norwegian Black Metal
Varg Vikernes released another black metal history video on his ThuleanPerspective Youtube channel. Want to know about the Satanic practices of Mayhem, Satyricon, Immortal, and Burzum? Let’s find out:
61 CommentsTags: Black Metal, burzum, mayhem, metal history, norway, Satanism, varg vikernes, youtube
