It does not matter what I write here because people no longer read articles. They read headlines and summaries, then skim for embedded media. Television finally took over through the computer. As usual, the voters/consumers are their own worst enemy, choosing the dumbest format they can find.
People in groups avoid known fears and ignore any chance of achieving adventure, mystery, growth, or holistic order because these things take effort and involve risk. Consequently they like little bite-sized pieces of reality dumbed down into cartoons and religious symbolism.
It is kind of funny that we are in 2024 and people still talk about “good” and “evil” in politics and society. Crime is not evil; it is the consequence of short-sighted narcissistic people doing what they are wired to do. Insanity is not evil; it is a machine breaking down. And so on.
You hear a lot about relativity from the safe-edgy set on the public internet. Is truth relative, or is it objective, absolute, and universal? As a nihilist I decline to accept the latter, of course, since it is an unfounded assumption based in (narcissistic, you fucken monkeys) human projection.
In my view, claiming that “truth” exists is to claim that it is objective, absolute, and universal when none of those things are true. We are fooled by the consistent attribute of reality which is that the observer is relative to the object, which means degrees of observation differ.
For too long, religions like science, middle eastern organized faiths, and egalitarianism have preached to us the One Truth that is supposed to unite us all, when really it is mere manipulation. One person wants to demoralize and control others, so he invents the One Truth.
We can see relativity in everyday life. For example, the challenge in metal is to separate material that is good relative to the nowadays norm from material that meets the standards of metal 1989-1994. We have lots of new favorites with “revolutionary” and “transcendent” in the bios, but no new classics.
No one wants to say it, but popular music is played out. It has no reason to exist except celebrity itself. No one trusts the ideological or religious stuff anyway, but even smarmy hipster life observations fall flat these days because they are a known and time-debunked quantity.
The time in which we live is socially-driven because we have given up on making things work in reality; in a decaying society, you are either a dissident who is ignored or a rationalizer who finds new ways to explain decay as victory to a raving herd.
Consider the latest trend in fiction, “dialogue-based narrative.” In this, books are basically conversations punctuated with Hemingway-style description of events. This is literature falling to a new low, but you get popular by explaining it as revolutionary, stunning/brave, and transcendent.
In these books and movies, every event is a committee meeting. You could do the whole story over Zoom. Characters meet, confront an obstacle, discuss it, and then agree like good comrade-voters on a course of action, which triggers the next conversation. It is not just boring but unrepresentative of reality.
Metalcore seems to be the same way, and now it has taken over the rest of metal, since the new audience is primed only for more of the revolutionary transcendent same. Metalcore, like late hardcore, gives up on making good hardcore and throws in lots of random influences to distract from the droning tedium.
Social media and metal: it is all vanity projects, all the way down. The normies wanted to be edgy and then hammered “edgy” into brain-dead conformity. The future belongs to those who make something better, which requires accepting reality and inventing an actual path to reality, sanity, beauty, and excellence while everyone else is self-expressing on Bluesky.
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Burning Creation – Sea of Dead Bodies: bog-standard deathcore which uses melodies from the emo-tinged side of power metal and alternative rock, this band is a death metal shaped object that despite getting past the worst sin of our time — “first draft metal” where bands put together riffs until they have the right minute count, then cut tape despite the parts having no meaningful relationship to each other — still manages to deliver absolutely nothing millions have not before; one must ask, “why bother?”
Terror – Hymni Belli Occultum: really basic riffs built around catchy pop rhythms bouncing constantly at a near-steady rate of speed with little riff shaping, the bulk of this release is both easily listened to and easily forgotten because it has no relevance beyond filling the need for some kind of new war metal that is slightly less chaotic than the rest and makes for easy listening to the basement record collector nerd set.
Thulcandra – Hail the Abyss: if you could not get enough of the second Unanimated album or middle At the Gates, you will like this melodic heavy metal dressed up as a speed/death hybrid which essentially rips through familiar patterns with added chromatic fills at high rhythmic intensity but makes songs about nothing, meaning that there is posturing and imagery but the riffs relate to each other only musically and express nothing greater nor particularly stand out from the herd in musical terms.
Old Wainds – Stormheart: welcome to black metal as a job, where you have to come up with new takes on old riffs, mix in subgenres deftly, and come up with something that sonically resembles black metal — a black metal shaped object — so that people who are listening with half a brain get those old feelings again and throw feces at the screen while blaspheming the unholy blasphemies and feeling melancholy like a 4chan user watching a gril go past as he strokes to anime.
Arkaist – Aube Noire: black metal that likes to work-up to mid-paced chanting sequences where we are supposed to nod our heads and pretend we are participating in a vital genre instead of another niche market for people oblivious to quality or even relevance, here just another form of “late hardcore style” black metal that imitates the genre from outside-in, resulting in a template like a subway map that goes in random directions to hide the void within, generating more landfill in the process.
Godkiller – The End Of The World: these “omnimetal” bands that combine heavy metal, hard rock, alternative rock, progressive-ish rock, death metal, black metal, and probably disco really strike me as completely directionless, and this one at least manages to put together songs, but their weakness is being both boring and grandiose which makes them irritating like circus music.
Orra – Glimmer of Hope: every press release touts the revolution in music that the band will be, and it claims to be progressive and far-sighted, but is merely play-acting in recombinant tropes from the WASP era which do not knit together into a coherent whole, nor break any barriers except for the contrarian “well you wouldn’t expect 70s prog in a metal album” yes you vapid communal fleshlights we would because early prog was part of metal’s DNA from the beginning. Mediocre, overblown, this release is bypassable.
Blasphemous – To Lay Siege and Conquer: how cute, a power metal album disguised as “blackened death metal,” with added drum frenzy to make you think you are getting the real OG hardcore metal experience when in fact you are getting a 1984 Motley Crue tape sped up and made a bit more wandering with Destruction and At the Gates lifts to make it seem energetic when the synchronized vocals/guitars make it sound like a commercial for incontinence products.
Detention – “Welcome to School”: thankfully this new Snorre Ruch helmed project avoids trying to be black metal and focuses instead on being traditional heavy metal with more downstrokes and cadence like death metal, but a slight groove like the modern metal stuff, managing not entirely predictable chord progressions and good song development, so it will be interesting to see more from this new formulation.
Barshasketh – Antinomian Asceticism: we call it “participation metal” because it means flogging the genre conventions and generating no unique viewpoint, a type of cowardice and pretender emulation that no one who likes quality can tolerate, and this band is just blasting through the template of melodic death metal with black metal influences but going nowhere.
Nogothula – Telluric Sepsis: most normies play the “safe edgy” game by taking something that sounds extreme and making it into a docile little lap dog that will not disrupt the status quo thinking at all, which since humans always revert to a conservative liberalism of accepting everyone and having no direction, is eternally the same thing, and this deathcore band mixed metalcore influences with some old-school citations in a purposeless stew of neurosis and imitation.
Violentor – Burn In Metal: transitional metal somewhere between punk and speed metal, this has many of the old-school tropes of 70s metal but a fair amount of 80s proto-death riffing and rhythms, similar to Onslaught or Necronomicon but at Venom/Motorhead speeds, producing a result that is not dissimilar to early Voivod in effect but because it is so internally similar rapidly becomes fungible (also: speed metal makes me want to eat batteries).
Crowen – Where The Darkness Falls: it’s 1982 and your parents finally took you to Disneyland, so you go to the Celtic ride and the band is playing stuff that sounds like this except without the occasional noisy rhythm riff that is there to let the vocalist puke out a whole bunch of incomprehensible words that are apparently important, so while basic songwriting remains intact the smarm, cheese, and dominance of aesthetic wreck any appreciation you might have had.
Insurrection – Exiled To Earth: standard melodic death metal that is basically heavy metal with crazed vocals that are attempting At the Gates but end up with a Downs Syndrome version of Grand Belial’s Key instead, and songs hold together more by being in the same key and having no riffs clash with the others, which makes this about as interesting as changing the oil in a minivan after drinking oven cleaner in order to avoid another marital argument.
Scitalis – Maledictum: turd-polishing is strong in metal now because to get accepted as one of the officially defined subgenres, you have to combine all the stuff that sold more than ten thousand records since 1989, which throws together lots of contradictory elements, and while Scitalis make a good effort, they are basically serving up stew made from obsolete dreams of the past which ends up falling back into sweeping mid-paced patterns from lack of direction.
Imaginal Cells – Purified: throw together a Rush cover band doing King Crimson covers with occasional exuberant heavy metal, and you get this vocal-based assemblage of techniques that sounds a lot like the last couple Judas Priest records, but has far less purity of intent and therefore, less of an effect because what it communicates is mainly variations on a template.
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Best of 2024: Judas Priest, Black Funeral, K.K. Null, Unholy Craft, Havukruunu, Inborn Suffering, Doomraiser, and Shores of Null.
Tags: sadistic metal reviews, smr
Godkiller gets some media attention probably because of the edgy name, but I just want a CD copy of his other project (Uranium 235)
TL;DR
It’s Christmas, why so gloomy? Want a raindeer ride?
You mean “reindeer.” Sixty days in the camps should restore your spelling ability.
when I was a child, I hated The Grinch from the TV cartoon special, but NOW I understand and identify with him.
Christmas is full of too much bullshit.
Christ was born in September, so why not just call the December holiday for what it really is …YULE?
the Grinch is a grown ass dipshit chud who finally figures out that he’s gay or religious or something while everyone else is just trying to chill
Scrooge however is a real hero.
Merry Christmas you fucking asshole
Read? Am I a librarian?
I shall carry on as an illiterate [nu-metal fan] & speak in verbal diarrhoea.
i will help you….
Shotgun
Song by Limp Bizkit ‧ 2011
What you gonna do when you’re sitting all alone
In your empty-ass home with the motherfucking sawed-off
Pop off the rock ship, pop pop p-pop off the rock ship
What you gonna do when you’re sitting all alone
In your empty-ass home with the motherfucking sawed-off
Pop off the rock ship, pop pop p-pop off the rock ship
My nose is running like me from the police
It’s been three weeks and I ain’t got no sleep
Now I’m chillin’ where the playas and the hoes be
With two broke-ass hands trying to roll weed
All because I pop pop p-pop off the rock ship
You might know a lot of things, baby, not this
And I’ll do it all again for you, watch this
As I lead my ass back to the cockpit
let the engine roar
And all the people in the moshpit scream for more
(Yeah!) You scream for more! (Yeah!) So light it up
‘Cause the way we live our lives seems right to us
Let me tell you people what you need to know
You gotta plant a lot of seeds for your weed to grow
You also gotta know when you need to run
You hear that?
That’s the sound of a shotgun!
Everybody jumps from the sound of the shotgun
In my neighborhood everybody got one
Everybody jumps from the sound of the shotgun
In my neighborhood everybody got one
Everybody jumps from the sound of the shotgun
In my neighborhood everybody got one
Everybody jumps from the sound of the shotgun
In my neighborhood everybody got one
What you gonna do when you’re sitting all alone
In your empty-ass home with the motherfucking sawed-off
Pop off the rock ship, pop pop p-pop off the rock ship
What you gonna do when you’re sitting all alone
In your empty-ass home with the motherfucking sawed-off
Pop off the rock ship, pop pop p-pop off the rock ship
Woke up in the morning in the county jail
And I can’t remember yesterday that well
Hell I can’t remember when I slept that well
I told this girl I’ve been fuckin’ to get my bail
‘Cause I pop pop p-pop off the rock ship
You probably heard it all before, baby, not this
Here’s a shout to you ladies with the hot tits
Courtesy of Limp Bizkit on some rock shit
start it up!
Should I remind you motherfuckers that I don’t give a fuck?
(Hell no!) I never have, (Hell yeah!) I never will
And I will always understand how the haters feel
Let me tell you people what you need to know
You gotta plant a lot of seeds for your weed to grow
You also gotta know when you need to run
You hear that?
That’s the sound of a shotgun!
Everybody jumps from the sound of the shotgun
In my neighborhood everybody got one
Everybody jumps from the sound of the shotgun
In my neighborhood everybody got one
Everybody jumps from the sound of the shotgun
In my neighborhood everybody got one
Everybody jumps from the sound of the shotgun
In my neighborhood everybody got one
Everybody’s got one
Pop off the rock ship
Pop pop p-pop off the rock ship
Pop off the rock ship
Pop pop p-pop off the rock ship
(Absolute humonkey music.)
[Intro]
Check, one, one, two
[Verse 1]
I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes, then you’ll see the size of the flames (Size of ’em)
Dwellin’ on the past, (Past) it’s burnin’ on my brain (Hot)
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey, I think about the day (Days)
My girlie ran away with my pay when fellas came to (Play) play
Now she’s stuck with my homies that she fucked (Ooh)
And I’m just a sucker with a lump in my throat, hey
[Pre-Chorus]
Like a chump
(Hey) I’m like a chump
(Hey) Like a chump
(Hey) Like a chump
(Hey) I’m like a chump
(Hey) Like a chump
(Hey) Like a chump
(Hey)
[Verse 2]
Should I be feelin’ bad? (No)
Should I be feelin’ good? (No)
It’s kinda sad, I’m the laughin’ stock of the neighborhood
And you would think that I’d be movin’ on (Move it)
But I’m a sucker, like I said, fucked up in the head, not
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break, my heart’ll ache either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won’t lie, that I can’t deny
[Chorus]
I did it all for the nookie (Come on)
The nookie (Come on)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your
I did it all for the nookie (Come on)
The nookie (Come on)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your
[Verse 3]
Why did it take so long?
Why did I wait so long, huh?
To figure it out, but I did it
And I’m the only one underneath the sun who didn’t get it
I can’t believe that I could be deceived (But you were)
By my so-called girl, but in reality
Had a hidden agenda
She put my tender heart in a blender, and still, I surrendered
They made the Christ take draught of hemlock again
(Again,
Again)
Because he would corrupt the minds of the young
And this might derange Crowd, the god of the I
In multitudinous non-identical echoes:
I, serve the all-Is
I, serve no one
I, am owed the World
I, speak the one Word
I, am all of Creation
I, am Ahab and Frankenstein
— we all must suffer under All-I-God (ackbar)
Because She is our liberation
With Her the Revolution continues in all of our hearts
And we project her onto poor bedraggled Christ,
the Buddha, Mother Theresa, maybe dead Mandela
They are the sainted victim that represents our Is
More than any winner or omega man can!
Socrates on the cross told us the secret
That Odysseus learned as well
The mind is its own echo chamber
And it makes others wherever it goes
To escape this, stop knowing and truthing
Simply observe and assemble the structure in your mind
But the Herd will not approve
All-I-God takes the name of Crowd
She is a benevolent God
Not at all a sociopath self-interested like some animal
Or even the eternal forces of gravity, magnetism, and saltation
No: she loves us and we bow before Crowd
We owe her our allegiance because we are Her creation
With Her, we have knowing and truth
With Her, we have the power of making our big brains feel good
And in the group, another echo chamber validates Her works.
Out here in the lonesome thorny path
Us peripatetic representatives of the next generation
Of this struggling species
Point to the trees and their lack of illusion
Hug a whipped horse and opine:
It is not birth that ejects us from Eden in Attica
But the formation of social cognition
Since then we must either serve Her or rebel —
And we choose to reign in Hell rather than serve in Human.
Perpetually taboo this unbroken notion breaks heads
The Herd cowers in its ego-kiosks
The All-I-God rages from abstract Heavens
With my art I am a fist
In the eye of Crowd.
Mastodon, right? \m/
MASODONG.
Why bother to give a philosophical justify your take on metal if truth is not objective?
“Truth” is a human construct. Reality is real and is consistent. “Objective” is a fiction designed to bolster “truth.” Everything you say is “subjective” based on “subjective” “truth” which is based on an “objective” (really: consistent, independent) reality.
Some perceive, analyze, and describe reality with more accuracy to the consistency than others.
Most people are just stunting monkeys looking for justifications for their obsessions, appetites, laziness, resentment, and mediocrity.
Those form groups to validate their own perceptions and swarm around boring music so they can feel united in lack of challenges to their fragile self-esteem.
Truth is indeed a human construct, but that doesn’t mean some propositions aren’t true and some false.
The concept of objectivity picks out the set of true propositions that are observer independent, as opposed to, say, the (subjectively) true proposition that I feel slightly sad.
Everything I say is “subjective” in the sense that it emanates from a human subject, I.e. me. However not everything I say is “subjective” in the sense that it is observer dependent. The proposition that the earth is not flat is not subjective, in this sense. It is an objective truth.
Only if abstractions. Then you can test for coherence but correspondence remains the open question.
If it exists in the human brain, it is observer-dependent. Everything you think is both subjective and objective.
I was trying, unsuccessfully it seems, to draw a distinction between two senses of ‘subjective’ which are being confused. The first refers to just anything that emanates from a subject/agent, the second to propositions, the truth value of which depends upon subjective states of an agent. ‘Snow is frozen water’ is subjective in the first sense only. ‘Snow tastes good’ is subjective in both senses. ‘Snow is frozen water’ is objective in the second sense only, ‘snow tastes good’ is objective in neither sense.
Yeah! Why even write anything if communication is impossible?
Truth, as a concept, seems useful as the opposite of lying. It’s being honest about one’s interpretation of reality, while lying means withholding it. All part of the social game.
also, many will never listen to most of these bands because THEY HAVE CRAPPY UNMEMORABLE NAMES
Love your work Brett. Enjoy the holidaids and deny christ(mas).
It’s a goatse Christmas this year. Cheers
>We have lots of new favorites with “revolutionary” and “transcendent” in the bios, but no new classics.
There are plenty of new “classics”, just none that this balding obese retard filled site would accept. Not even having a single mention of Imperative Imperceptible Impulse shows just how far behind and dead this place is.
No, just that we have higher standards than the usual mishmash of influences.
ad nauseum is boring
As for most midwitted album names, that one is probably a future classic, yes.
The OP of this comment is currently crying about the site’s admin on 4chan and claiming he won some kind of argument that never was.
He is a complete lolcow that is autistic even by 4chan’s standards and constantly manages to embarrass himself in new ways.
No idea why, but he is completely obsessed with Brett for some reason.
If we stop caring about quality, we can call anything a “classic” and pretend we’re relevant like obese basement bovines obsessed with buying vinyl while Mom makes them lunch.
If it makes you feel better, I read the articles, then I feel worse.
What kind of fucking recommendation was that?
An ontological one, evidently.
The Ad Nauseam stuff I was replying to. A heap of pretentious garbage but the band name fits at least.
Black Metal can take a while to reveal itself, but it only takes seconds to demean itself. It makes it hard to to sift through all the shit releases, for quite a while this site helped me a lot, I don´t have the time, thank you for your hard work, patience & all the great recommendations throughout the years, but more and more I am left on my own ventures, its rough going…
I would disagree with your assessment of Violentor being marked by indistinguishable riffs / spirit. Their combination of punk traditional metal is good speed metal as you call it (https://www.deathmetal.org/news/letters-why-isnt-metallica-thrash-metal/), with self-sustaining riffs that hearken right back to the classics that you list. Why were those bands (Onslaught, Motorhead, Voivod) so spectacular? It was because they were doing the right thing; playing traditional metal with a punk sneer and beer and speed hatred that somehow also throbbed with intelligence. Violentor do this at an incredible speed, and I for one raise my stein to them.