0 thoughts on “Zoo”

  1. physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod. says:

    Perfect place for dates with girls in the age range of 16-20

  2. Vajazzle Prosack says:

    Girls?

    Weird.

    Men & Manowar, that’s all.

  3. look it up says:

    Brett Stevens is a scalie

  4. Levy_Sepamtne says:

    Hey, I’m back. And drunk as ever! Hey, mamn. Quotzle dragon komodo never belonged in Houston, but dragon man can ban funny man,.

  5. Joseph uberman, defeater of proles says:

    You mean I don’t have to keep hanging out at graveyards to feel blasphemous? Awesome, we live right next to the zoo and mom always rages at me about gas prices. Stupid turnip picker… if you applied yourself, you could be rich. Some mortals just aren’t powerful enough.

  6. Just being metal. There is room for improving says:

    The zoo is for fags

  7. Elite Prole says:

    Latest from Brett Stevens:

    "The 1% contains all of our captains of industry, our best artists, our thinkers and doers, our innovators and inventors, and our critics who could not be bought by pandering to some audience just waiting for validation. The 1% are the critical thinkers, the frontierspeople, the leaders and the creators."

    So this explains why Metal musicians are all porr unless they sell out? Lady GaGa is true powerfulll elite.

  8. trith says:

    Metal musicians are all poor unless they sell out.
    Metal musicians all come from wealthy backgrounds so they are spoiled rich kids.
    MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND YOU FUCKING RETARD!

  9. Elite Prole says:

    “Metal musicians all come from wealthy backgrounds so they are spoiled rich kids.”

    Who said thats? not me.

  10. lol says:

    Negro Voda can’t even perform a decent strawman.

    unrelated but, fucking awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksc7VC_lwN4

  11. Vajazzle Prosack says:

    My god,

    That was

    Fucking

    GAY!!!!

  12. what a faggot, drink the cum you little tripe says:

    >-|- DRINK THE BLOOD -|-

    lol so hardcore

  13. derp says:

    Too early to tell if that immolation song is a keeper or not, but its better than majesty and decay for sure. lots of riffs packed into 3min. and no clean breaks!

  14. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    The new Wrathprayer album has been announced…there is no doubt in my mind that it will be filled with nothing less than total barbaric death-charged aural hymns of pure necrotic madness. Only true Ross Bay Cult fanatics will be able to grasp the morbid tunes of unwavering pulverizing hatred emitted in sonic form.

  15. Steve Jobs dies of AIDS says:

    I just realized the 10 or so dedicated anusites are basically the same as Westborough cultists, except less relevant.

  16. Casual negru voda fan says:

    Most of your work sucks, but the “joseph uberman slayer of proles” stuff is gold. Keep up with the funny material and stop trying too hard man, you’re doing ok

  17. @ Casual negru voda fan says:

    You look prettier with my dick in your mouth

  18. Casual says:

    Sorry negru, but I don’t like black guys. Try harder man, you just sound like a bitter faggot now ;)

  19. @ Casual says:

    On a second thought, you do look prettier with your dad’s cock in your mouth ;)

  20. Brett Stevens = ultravirgin says:

    Did this dork really write an article about visiting the zoo?

  21. @ Brett Stevens = ultravirgin says:

    Your mom is a fucking slut bitch, and you’re a nerd!

  22. @above faggot says:

    Your mom is my fucking slut and you suck nigger cock.

  23. Jim Necroslaughter says:

    The Zoo fucking rules.

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