German one man doom/black metal band The Ruins of Beverast have a new EP coming. How fucking boring will this be? Based on Blood Vaults, probably pretty fucking boring. Hopefully The Ruins of Beverast manages to tie his few interesting riffs together into meaningful compositions that don’t wear out their welcome and make me punch the stop button. He hasn’t been successful with that so far.
Tags: Black Metal, Doom Metal, EP, takitum tootem, the ruins of beverast, upcoming release, van records
I don’t get it, Daniel; why do you advertise shit that you plan on hating?
So that I may preemptively hate it and discourage others from buying it.
Hmm… maybe you’ve got a good point there. It just seems like you’re giving airtime to niggas of whom we wouldn’t otherwise hear.
Cover art is an absolutely abominable piece of shit.
Go listen to Rain Upon the Impure already. It is overly long but does exactly what you whine about and ties his few interesting riffs together into some quite lovely music.
Mash it up with Slayer, call it “Rain ‘n Blood Upon the Impure”.
Hearing their debut years ago was enough, I am very sick of overtly arty death metal and the pretentious pageantry of faggotry involved. Also that album cover is fucking stupid, stock metal imagery no longer excites or communicates anything to me anymore, it is utterly meaningless. I would moreso dig a band that made album covers out of pics of their murder victims if any pussies in bands backed their human turd projections of superiority, instead of letting tranny lovers shut their shows down. They are striking fatal and devastating blows to metal, if there isn’t enough brutal retaliation and defense then it will be fucking pathetic and embarrassing, it already is.
It’ll probably be pretty good, and Ruins of Beverast is in general pretty good, but not as good as NAGELFAR. Since you have nothing good to review, why don’t you guys do some NAGELFAR reviews. Maybe you are not a sufficiently manly man to review NAGELFAR.
Welp… NAFELGAR is merely the anagram of FERAL NAGGETS.
And GEAR FLAN,
LEAN FRAGGITZ
GAG RELFAX