Foundational proto-black metal band Sarcófago announced today that its 1987 classic of blasphemy, I.N.R.I., has been re-issued in a “woke version” by Washington, D.C. label Dischord and will be in stores shortly, packaged with a commemorative Satanic Lust N95 face mask.
According to Sarcófago manager David Li-Cochran, I.N.R.I. for a new generation will take many by surprise. “The same Sarcófago intensity is there, but the crass messages of hatred, gender polarity, non-arbitrary reality, and Eurocentricism just don’t fly any longer. It’s a New World Order, I mean new world, and a new market.”
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Before
Choosed to be the offensor of Christ Lucifer designate me to this work I was born by semen of Satan While your mother cry under your feet Christ you is a liar Christ I will fuck Christ I hate you |
After
Choosed to be the offensor of Christ Lucifer designate me to this work I was born by non-gendered sexual emissions of Satan While your female-identifying parent people cry under your feet Christ you is a liar Christ I will sexually stimulate, regardless of their sexual organs or sexual identities Christ I deplatform and censure you |
Li-Cochran outlined the changes. “We have dropped gender specific, and sexual orientation specific, language, as well as removed any references to exclusively White traditions. Instead, now you have a Black Jesus that anyone can identify with, and a genderless Satan who possesses both breasts and a penis like leading American Republican candidate Caitlyn Jenner.”
Founding member Gerald “Incubus” Minelli told Death Metal Underground, “It’s the same album. We just re-did the vocals so that Millennials and Generation Z could feel safe even opening the album on Spotify. It also helps our social credit scores as individuals if iTunes, Walmart, YouTube Music, and SoundCloud carry our work without any points deducted for non politically correct lyrics.”
“By remaking the album concept around the notion of a Black transgender Jesus, we have made Jesus into Baphomet, and committed the ultimate blasphemy against the notion of an objective reality and traditional way of life,” he continued. “Not only that, but now we can sell these songs to ‘woke’ companies to use in their commercials, so more of Satan’s gold comes to our bloodstained hands.”
For all the unbelievers: Hell is right here, right now!
Putting the “fag” in Sarcofago
Those new lyrics are really offensive to me.
this reminds me of the “purification process” drama, that doesn’t seem to have arrived outside of latin america, because i only find links in spanish and portuguese still talking about it