Paul Speckmann (ABOMINATION, DEATH STRIKE, MASTER) writes:
Looking for a guitarist drummer team in Europe to fill the position on the Abomination tour in November. Interested?
November 3rd until date unknown. 15 shows.
If interested, contact the Speckmaster through http://www.facebook.com/Speckmetal.
I don’t play the guitar or anything but I play my cock real good. I can do ten finger tapping over it and double-hand stroke and picking my balls. I’m a virtuoso of choking my cock! I wonder if they’d let me in the band…
I love Placebo, think they play a very good kind of rock. I was getting fucked by Tiny Midget and he introduced me to this band. Anyone else likes Placebo here? Anyone knows where Tiny Midget at?
I like cheese burgers.
My ass is so tiny and tight, and it’s just aching to be penetrated. I need a big strong metal man to fuck me, I get so turned on listening to WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM and LITURGY. My anus squelches and begs for cock! Please, someone fuck me hard and leave me in a transcendental black metal cum haze…
FUCK YEAH WHITE PRIDE MATHAFUCKERS!!!
Sorry Mcgoo, but until you’ve mastered the art of double-fisted prostate milking you cannot be considered a true expert. I’d be happy to help with lessons, if you’re interested. :)
HEY LEVY!!!
WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 10 FAVOURITE ALBUMS FOR ALL TIME!!!????? ETERNAL(tm)
I wish I spent less time on the internet. I wish I tried in life
I wish I found love
I wish I had told Gramps how much I loved him
I wish I helped others with hemirod problems like mine
I wish I spent more time with dogs
I wish I finally told Levy how I feel…
I wish I hadn’t ate that last oreo cookie ‘n cheese bagel sandwich.
aww man, gonna puke.
1. Limp Bizkit – Significant Other
2. Korn – Life is Peachy
3. Marilyn Manson – Hollywood
4. Placebo – Without You I’m Nothing
5. Rise Against – Revolutions per Minute
6. Green Day – Kerplunk
7. Disturbed – Believe
8. Kid Rock – Rock n Roll Jesus
9. Opeth – Blackwater Park
10. Dave Weckl – Live
I’m getting so turned on by my GOJIRA CDs, could someone please fuck me like a whore? I’m such a filthy slut, I support Palestine! So could a nice Arab whip me and penetrate me with his Dr Doom? I need Arab cock, let those poor oppressed Palestinians treat me like the slut that I am to work out all their sexual aggression….
Levy_Spearmen is gay? cause i want him to suck my tiny penis and lick my balls with ever so gentle love!
Black Metal is a blasphemous art, a declaration of war against the egalitarian and liberal democratic Jesus. The Bible says homosexuality is a sin – so what could be more blasphemous than sex with another man?
I suck cock in the name of Glorious Satan, shove a crucifix up my anus and dethrone the son of God!!
well look, put it this way…uhhmm
You Say 50 Cent I Say KORN !!!!!!!
I can play solar metal with my dick, can I join the band?
Any one down for a game of scrabble?
I’m taking a dump, any one want another pepsi while i’m up?
Dude, have you seen my car keys?
Thought I left em’ on the fuckin’ table.
had em’ a second ago…
Fuck yeah dude! Family Guys on!
Kick ass dude!
Pass the bong.
Change the channel man, iv’e seen this one like a hundred times.
Get fucked bro! I want to watch it!
Yeah dude, why don’t you go play scrabble with your boyfriend Noam.
Hahahaha oh snap!
*high fives*
Fuckers pooched.
Seriously, any one see my car keys?
Shut the fuck up bro, I cant hear the TV.
Fucks sake, girlfriends calling me. Be right back.
Score!
*takes Locke’s seat on the couch*
IS THERE SUCH THING AS BLACK-DOOM METAL GUYS?? SERIOUSLY ARE THERE ANY BANDS THAT PLAY IN THAT STYLE??
Dude… I got so trashed last night, I think that stripper stole my wallet. She knew how to work a cock though, anyone got any weed? I just smoked my last quarter…
@ Thomas Paine
That stripper’s name was Joe Wellhung, you fukkin fagg! I noticed by the fact that he was brushing your teeth wis his man-gina, you emo-fag! Want some weed? got it righ here, hangin between my legs. c’mon get closer, little closer, just a little more, now open your mouth…
I have recently found God and ask that you refrain from swearing and stuff.