Article by Jon Faugustus.
Djent band Periphery to release new album, Periphery III: Select Difficulty, on July 22nd, 2016. This upcoming album further consolidates Periphery’s reputation as the leading non-metal hipster band.
Standing out as an out-of-the-closet Pantera tribute band, Periphery has made a name for itself in the Pro-Tools community and the Mac users forum. The band has come to be known for their anti-establishment, anti-genre-classification, anti-gender-classification, anti-making-sense postures that sets them appart from anything in the rational universe, fitting perfectly in the make-believe world of millenials and the pampered liberal youth.
Tags: hipster bullshit, metalcore, Periphery, stinking shit, wanking
Why even write an article like this? Everyone knows this band is shit. If you want to bash the band just bash em, don’t try to use their new album as an excuse to do so.
Shut up, cunt.
They’re enormous fags and should be bashed at any possible opportunity.
That guy on the bottom (NAZI DJENTLEMEN FUCK OFF!) is wearing please-slap-these-off-my-face glasses. He’s a power bottom shonuff.
No fascists allowed in this ass!
I bet he has a tattoo on his lower back that says “Commie cock only” with an arrow pointing downwards
Jon Faugustus: “the leading non-metal hipster band.” Wha..? That’s nonsensical. Have you any exposure to hipsters? No hipsters listen to Periphery. Or Dream Theater. You must be thinking of like Tame Impala.
What’s the leading metal hipster band?
Myrkur? Krallice? Any band that has members who identify as some gender different than their biological sex?