#Metalgate: MetalSucks Slams Death and Black Metal Fans as Psychotic, Wifebeating Nazis

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Communist metalcore blog MetalSucks lobbed some epithets at death and black metal fans in their recent pathetic comparison of metal and hard rock subgenres to their fanbases:

Death metallers are supposedly gay-bashing wifebeaters:

“But often the love of horror and gore at the music’s core results in one-note lyrical themes, repetitive blastbeats, and overemphasized violence against women.”

Black metal fans? All virgin neo-Nazis according to MetalSucks:

FANBASE: Yikes. Black metal fans often fall into the category of either humorless psycho, elitist snob, antisocial nerd, or some combination thereof. There’s a great middle ground within the fanbase, full of funny self-aware pessimists who love unrepentantly dark music along with some classic metal (the makers of black metal often fall into this category), but they’re the exception, not the rule. Plus, man does this genre attract Nazis!

Clearly Commissar Rhombus will not be satisfied that his socialist workers’ safe space is secure until his imagined fifth column in a genre he doesn’t write about except to attack are shoveling shit in Siberia.

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56 thoughts on “#Metalgate: MetalSucks Slams Death and Black Metal Fans as Psychotic, Wifebeating Nazis”

  1. Irish Carbomber says:

    What a load of shit. What about me? I love Ildjarn and I’m not married but I beat the everloving fuck out of my girlfriend, so what of your “wifebeater” stereotype? Where do I fit into your little categories now MetalCucks? How about if I am cool with some Jooz but support repatriation of African Americans? Fucking curveballs like you’ve never seen, slob ’em anyway Vince and Axl.

    1. Skull Powder says:

      That depends, do you beat her ironically?

  2. Roscoe P. Coltrane says:

    Just a suggestion, instead of having /www.deathmetal.org readers click on that douchebag site, and possibly generating advertising revenue for them,
    please use the Wayback Machine.

    go to https://archive.org/web/ then ” Save Page Now” .

    The page will look exactly as you see it, before they ever edit it, like they did before.
    Many of us would appreciate that.

    1. Deport All Hipsters says:

      Archive.is is even more practical for this. Here is the article: https://archive.is/thRwh

  3. cornrose says:

    Fucknob wants to be a politician.

  4. Purgatori says:

    The Nazi part is true; and what of it?

    1. Nazis are over represented in black metal, and perhaps in death metal, too. That’s a fact.

      But what’s not a fact is that black metal “expresses the majesty of evil”.
      Black metal appears evil, but its greatest achievement is that it showed us that not all which is considered evil is truly evil, and not all that is considered good is good.

      Thus, when it is understood, it facilitates a superior morality, more refined.

      1. RagingFaggot says:

        The morality of Varg Vikernes killing creator of his own scene Euronymous, and Faust luring a man into the woods to stab him to death were indeed ‘superior morality’.

        Yes, I see it now!

        1. Rainer Weikusat says:

          The ‘morality’ of trying to get ‘an apparently alone, young male’ intoxicated to the degree that … is surely nothing to be proud of.

          1. RagingFaggot says:

            Was that what was going on, was it?

            Was the man explicitly getting Faust drunk? Or did Faust choose his target before this?

            1. Rainer Weikusat says:

              Do me a favour and don’t play dumb. The usual outcome of these encounters is not supposed to be running into a (at that time) mad killer, that was just sort-of bad luck. Even the heavily redacted text on the Wikipedia page still shows the pattern of talking someone into following someone else into a secluced place using some pretext (in my case and in some others I’m personally aware of, that was ‘we can have a nice bottle of white wine at my flat’) followed by trying to ‘convince’ him of the beauty of male-male intercourse.

              Like Eithun, I knew what I was walking into and since I was in a mischievious mood at that time (a lady I was somewhat close to just having left me standing before an evening out with her friends on the grounds that I’m too much of an embarrassment for them getting to know me), I drank a good half bottle of wine and left the guy standing as soon as his advances became to overt (after giving him a warm hug — I’m not proud of that as I was just offloading my earlier anger onto him). I’ve also experienced a guy with a similar agenda approaching an acquaintance of mine who was blind drunk and probably unaware of the eventual outcome (I torpedoed this).

              All of this is perfectly legal. But not exactly ‘the moral highground’.

              1. Roger says:

                “Like Eithun, I knew what I was walking into and since I was in a mischievious mood at that time (a lady I was somewhat close to just having left me standing before an evening out with her friends on the grounds that I’m too much of an embarrassment for them getting to know me), I drank a good half bottle of wine and left the guy standing as soon as his advances became to overt (after giving him a warm hug — I’m not proud of that as I was just offloading my earlier anger onto him). I’ve also experienced a guy with a similar agenda approaching an acquaintance of mine who was blind drunk and probably unaware of the eventual outcome (I torpedoed this).”

                This fucking hilarious. Thank you for making my day. (PS, was the lady your mother?)

                1. Rainer Weikusat says:

                  The lady who failed so miserably at making a halfway decent person out of you was your mother.

                  1. Roger says:

                    Excellent! More of this please.

                  2. Roger says:

                    Actually I thought you were saying that the lady who was ‘somewhat close’ to you was my mother. THAT would have been a good crack. Instead you produce the most impoverished come-back i’ve heard since 4th grade.

                    I can only repeat my earlier statement: http://hugelolcdn.com/comments/1478298.gif

          2. RagingFaggot says:

            You are wrong>

            On 21 August 1992, Eithun stabbed Magne Andreassen, a gay man, to death in a forest just outside Lillehammer.[1] Eithun was visiting his family there.[2] He went to a pub and had a drink, but “the atmosphere didn’t suit him, so he decided to head home”.[2] According to Eithun, while walking in the Olympic park, “this man approached me – he was obviously drunk and obviously a faggot […] it was obvious that he wanted to have some contact. Then he asked me if we could […] go up to the woods. So I agreed, because already then I had decided that I wanted to kill him, which was very weird because I’m not like this”.[3] Eithun carried a knife because, as he explained: “It’s better to have a knife you don’t need than to not have one when you need it”.[2] Once in the woods, Eithun stabbed Andreassen 37[4] times and then kicked him in the head repeatedly as he lay on the ground.[5]

            Eithun claimed that he felt no remorse at the time.[6] In the late 1990s, he said of the murder: “I was outside, just waiting to get out some aggression. It’s not easy to describe why it happened. It was meant to happen, and if it was this man or another man, that’s not really important”.[6]

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faust_(musician)

        2. That’s not what I said, and you are an idiot

          1. In response to this:

            “The morality of Varg Vikernes killing creator of his own scene Euronymous, and Faust luring a man into the woods to stab him to death were indeed ‘superior morality’.

            Yes, I see it now!”

        3. Varg Vikernes killed his enemy. Period.
          Scenes don’t matter, you imbecile.
          Euronymous is overrated.

          1. Roger says:

            Ah, you think of yourself as an enlightened savage.

            Go live in mexico, you worminoid, and see how a society of personal lawless vandetas works.

          2. Rainer Weikusat says:

            Euronymous is overrated.

            As guitar player, rather underrated. I’ve (for now) adopted 1990 Mayhem as fixture for late Friday evenings as that goes nicely with the mood of leaving a town of party people behind due to humanity overload and he’s by far the most important and most interesting part of the instrumental sound of the band. He also had a notable talent as Phrasendrescher (literally, someone specializing in pompous utterances declaimed with the aggressive energy necessary for threshing with a flail) but if you look at some of the picture, you’ll find a slightly overweight kid with a painted face.

      2. Rainer Weikusat says:


        Black metal appears evil, but its greatest achievement is that it showed us that not all which is considered evil is truly evil, and not all that is considered good is good.

        The evil or rather, outside of what is considered morally good, main character an audience (listener, reader) ends up sympathizing with is a romantic concept (or rather not so, as it appears in earlier Gothic novels, in earlier German plays, eg, Karl Moor in Die Raeuber, in the Faust legend and probably a lot of other places I don’t know). It’s also somewhat common in so-called American ‘entertainment’ literature, eg, Barsoom, especially the green men, is not populated by ‘good guys’. Howard’s Conan is probably another example (don’t know). Karl Edwards Wagner’s Kane definitely is and also the more interesting of Morcock’s eternal heroes, in particular, Elric and Corum. Something all these agents have in common is that they’re dedicately alive, though, possibly most so in Faust, whose pact with the devil is literally about exciting and ever changing worldly sensations: One of the conditions of this pact is that the devil may take Faust as soon as he longs for something which has passed to remain instead of jumping into the next sensation (Werd ich zum Augenblicke sagen:/ Verweile doch! du bist so schoen!/ Dann magst du mich in Fesseln schlagen,/ Dann will ich gern zugrunde gehn). This makes them an bad fit for black metal.

        A very worldy achievement of black metal would be the conclusive proof that most people are idiots who remain forever stuck on the surface of things because the actively refuse to be influenced by them: A universe of bores complaining about bordeom (strange, innit?). There’s pretty much a consensus that Darkthrone (could insert Satanize here, too) is primitive music trying to be noise for the sake of being noise, with a production to fit. Some people are annoyed by that because they’re more into screamingly coloured candy. Some other people consider just and only that essential.

        But why condense this into a sentence so that others can laugh about it, in line with all of their talents, skills and desires?

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXYLSlq0cG4

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNnlhaGmr30

        Some people die. Others become politicians. Whose fate is worse?

          1. You’re funny. I’ll feed you more fuel.

            “The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.” -Nietzsche

            1. Roger says:

              Yes, keep thinking that knowing about good metal and reading nietszche, but doing nothing in the real world, makes you an ubermenchen.

              1. People who can bring ideas to the table and say things of substance are in this way better than those who merely shout “autism”.

                1. If Rainer stopped talking, we would lose the perspective that he contributes with, and the ideas that they bring.
                  If you stopped talking, we wouldn’t lose anything.

                  1. Roger says:

                    Like being stood up by his mom, and then receiving homosexual advances: in a defense of the moral status of stabbing gays to death?

                    1. I’ll take that over “autism”.

                    2. Rainer Weikusat says:

                      I’m not responsible for the nonsense in your head.

                    3. Rainer Weikusat says:

                      Reply to the post above: You shouldn’t take defense of the moral status of stabbing gays as valid interpretation of running into a (at that time) mad killer.

              2. Rainer Weikusat says:

                Jumping to assumptions, especially popular, stereotypical assumptions, is unlikely to yield anything that’s sensible in the real world. I’ve read Ecce Homo a couple of times this year (after a decade of staying clear of Nietzsche) mostly because it’s nice to meet another person willing to share thoughts about more interesting (and IMHO, more relevant) issues then GET.RICH.QUICK.AND.FREQUENTLY.LAID.

      3. Rainer Weikusat says:

        Dark story about evil being evil, even for celebrated heroes of the world:

        http://gutenberg.spiegel.de/buch/die-schwarze-spinne-2497/1

        German as I didn’t find a free English version. As this is set at the end of the middle age (13th/ 14th century) it’s also a Christian story and people with strong anti- or otherreligious feelings may consider that offensive.

      4. Spoken like a true intellectual faggot that has talks and talks but never experiences anything.

        1. Unprotected AIDS sodomy says:

          One must experience death to know anything

  5. LostInTheANUS says:

    It’s like the 1980s all over again.

  6. zobi says:

    i laughed a lot thank you. Even more when I realized you were serious. you guys must be so fustrated ;)

  7. Talion says:

    If I like to suck cock and also eat pussy… does that make me a fag?

  8. Billy Foss says:

    You might want to check that; you quoted the black metal generalization twice.

    1. I think it reverted to a draft or something. I’ll change it.

  9. Rob says:

    “Every subgenre of metal has a fanbase housing a bunch of total douchebags who seem to miss the point and make you suffer for it, or are just not nice to talk to. However, certain subgenres of metal seem to attract more assholes, or worse assholes, than others.”

    Every genre of music has a fanbase housing a bunch of total douchebags who seem to miss the point and make you suffer for it, or are just not nice to talk to. However, certain subgenres of metal seem to attract less assholes, than others.

    There, I fixed it for MetalcoreSucksCocks

  10. POOP SUIT RIOT says:

    “Funny, self-aware pessimist” – yep that’s you, Rhombus.

  11. Grand Phallus says:

    Nothing gay about asserting dominance through sodomy.

  12. J says:

    Those idiot comments are almost as bad as he is and are in fact making his case for him by being so strident.

    “You see, Rhombus, I’m actually into this, that, and a third and sometimes I do and like these things associated with this group but sometimes from that group. I’m so complex!”

    Yeah, real complex making sure your “labels” and “identities” take enough from each column so you can mix and match your uniform… instead of just simply saying “No, your collectivist ass is wrong about this as it is everything else when you try and pull this shit. Case fucking closed.”

  13. OliveFox says:

    I just stick to beating my kids, like NORMAL people…does that make me a Folk Metal fan or something?

  14. Rainer Weikusat says:

    I’m a humourless, elitist and antisocial psycho-snob-nerd: Party culture is the less fun the more it tries to be funny. I’m (sometimes violently) opposed to being man-fondled. I don’t talk to these walking appendixes of largely non-existant sex lifes as they have nothing to say, anyway. And I don’t mind. I have more interesting stuff to think about.

    I also recently invented a new kind of sexist insult: Assuming the male gaze is an affront to upright women because of the implied commentary on their object properties, clearly, the male non-gaze must be one, too. After all, this can also be construed to be such a comment, just a less complimentary one.


    aus dem vorhandensein zwischenmenschlicher beziehungen
    kann man auf das vorhandensein von zwischenmenschen schliessen
    es muss aber auch zwischenunmenschen geben
    an denen es liegt
    das die zwischenmenschlichen beziehungen
    so unmenschlich sind

    [nach E. Fried, “Zwischengedanken”]

    Poor translation:

    as there are interhuman relationships
    interhumans must necessarily exist
    but also interinhumans
    who are reponsible for
    interhuman relationships
    being so inhuman

  15. I blew my head off like Per Ohlin says:

    Hope someone doxes Rhombus.
    Would be hilarious if MetalcoreCucks get DDoS’d.

    1. POOP SUIT RIOT says:

      it would be more hilarious if they all spontaneously combusted at the same time

  16. get a brian says:

    If that racist Trump wins the election and bans immigrants, I swear I’m gonna move to another white majority country like Canada or Sweden. What, you think I’d move one of those dangerous third world countries right?
    #justj00things

    1. Non more guilty says:

      Trump will probably be the best choice, but I would rather see Amerika burn for. all the shit it has imposed on the rest of the world. Collateral damage be damned

      1. Was it America, or democracy?

        1. Non more guilty says:

          Perhaps it was the damn communists?

  17. Maciej Nowak says:

    This Brian Storm guy (pictured interviewing the guy in the mask) is how I imagine Bobby Hill looks like as an adult.

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