#Metalgate: MetalSucks Commenters Expose Kim Kelly

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Vince Neilstein and Axl Rosenberg of metalcore and nu-metal web site MetalSucks are counting down who they deluded themselves into believing are “The twenty five most important people in metal”. So far only two of their picks have had anything to do with heavy metal at all: Fenriz, who as true communists they chose for his working class background and refusal to leave his job in the Norwegian postal service rather than his music accomplishments in Darkthrone and Rob Halford of Judas Priest for being gay so MetalSucks can push the liberal social narrative to twelve year olds and urban hipsters with the critical thinking skills of twelve year old girls.

The most controversial choice of the two MetalSucks commissars-in-chief was crustfund false journalist Kim Kelly for being a female scenester and selective social justice warrior Neilstein and Rosenberg personally know. The communists appreciated her exposing “vitriol, hate and misogyny” and “nazi black metal bands” mostly in line with their political and social agendas for the leftist new world order that has hopefully just been vanquished democratically.

Unfortunately for Neilstein and Rosenberg’s click bait list, the commenters had a field day. “emil” alleged that Kim Kelly was really a disgusting groupie who slept and crab claw handjobed her way into writing gigs. Kelly’s leftist idealogue hypocrisy was laid bare. There’s not much more that needs to be said other than the highlights:

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58 thoughts on “#Metalgate: MetalSucks Commenters Expose Kim Kelly”

  1. While this is far from glorious, I approve of the informative news.
    I wouldn’t know about this crap if you didn’t report on it.

  2. GGALLIN1776 says:

    Grim Quim looks like she needs a shower, i imagine she smells like that stench you get when driving by a sewage treatment plant.

    Anyways,it’s nice to see the tards shitting on eachother…if one were to lock them all in a room together for about a month,they would probably chew eachothers throats out after arguing who was more oppressed & less privileged.

  3. ANUSaanite says:

    I’ve been saying it for years: S.R. Prozak, Trystero, Fallot, Fenriz, and Brett “OG” Stevens… who needs to read about metal from anyone else? This proves the suspect nature of women in metal – less music appreciation, more marketing and social engineering. Stay safe and say no to drugs and Ulcerate – Infowars.com.

  4. Vigilance says:

    She’s ugly, that’s the real crime here.

    1. She had to entice scenester bands with crab claw handjobs.

    2. Ugly people tend to be twisted because being ugly is no fun. There are a rare few who rise above it and take it lightly, but generally, that is beyond the human ability.

      The problem with “Grim” Kim [[[ Kelly ]]] however is not that she is ugly, but that she is cruel. This woman is a bully who has found unlimited license toward cruelty in her “progressive” dogma.

      All SJWs are like that, and they tend to be meaty, unattractive and unwashed. They are most likely genetic runoff.

      1. LostInTheANUS says:

        What the hell, Kim Kelly is a Jew?

    3. Max Bloodworth says:

      Her masculine face would be so gross to romance with. Metal is such a sausage fest that even gremlins like Kim Kelly can get laid. Sad!

      1. ANUSaanite says:

        Secret weapons: the crab claw handjob and a cock.

        1. C.M. says:

          Should we call her Grim Jim?

          1. ANUSaanite says:

            Hey Jim, gimme a “hand” over here!

            1. Max Bloodworth says:

              Gremlin Kim
              Rock Lobster

  5. ANUSaanite says:

    Say no to bath salts and mercury poisoning.

  6. Anthony says:

    The real crime here is that some people are going to find out about Demonic Christ from her pimping it and get turned off. I’m telling you guys, Demonic Christ is a really good band. I think I actually like Punishment for Ignorance more than that Mythic EP, and I’m a big Mythic fan! (Granted, musically it’s kind of an apples and oranges comparison.)

  7. Rainer Weikusat says:

    There’s a nice line in an old Buffalo Springfield track: Nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong. I wouldn’t ever talk to someone like this lady if it could be avoided as that would likely be painful for absolutely no conceivable gain. But chastizing her for once being a teenage girl who …. gasp! … had sex (imagine the depravity) is no better. They all do.

    1. Ben says:

      I guess there’s really no sense getting into it here/now, but I think it can be argued from both a biological and cultural standpoint that a woman’s chastity is more important than a man’s. Fair or not there’s a reason why slur-shaming seems to be something that has crossed cultural boundaries and persisted for thousands of years. Like any other matter of “inequality” it’s not just some arbitrary standard passed for the sadistic purpose of opressing women.

    2. C.M. says:

      No. Not all teen girls are sluts. Just most. Some are raised right.

      And this isn’t about whether or not Grim Jim has had sex (though it is sort of an incredible claim). It’s about her being accused of rising to popularity by using sex. That is also something that most girls will try, but that makes it no less excusable.

      1. Rainer Weikusat says:

        No. Not all teen girls are sluts. Just most. Some are raised right.

        I don’t know what ‘slut’ is supposed to be. Like all mammals, humans will usually start mating once they’re sexually mature. There’s a somewhat pervasive culture of pretending it ain’t so for this or that reason and also a culture of meaningless value judgements of this or that kind of mating behaviour. This is usually based on jealousy (same sex) or envy (other sex).

        If a certain person, let’s call her Dim Nelly, considered it desirable (for some reason) to have blowjob competitions with two of her best friends and all band members of the Otherworld deathfest who’d fit into the room and were sober enough to get an erection, should be her business.

        1. Ben says:

          Women have always occupied the role of being sort of genetic goalies and deciding who is and isn’t fit to pass along their DNA. Those who give it up easily and cheaply imply that they don’t have the same sort of value as those who can afford to be more selective. Is it Kim’s choice if she wants to tank dribbly grayish genetic sewage from the prostates of half-assed generic war metal bands by wrapping her allegedly misshapen lobster claw around their passably sculpted Euro-mutt dicks and jerking away? Yes. Does this make her any less a human being on the whole…well, yeah, I think it does. (I think she’s a piece of shit anyway, but for the sake of argument,etc…)

          1. Ben says:

            That’s was “YANK filthy grey genetic sewage.” Fucking autocorrect. I swear, I can KIND OF spell, OK?

          2. Rainer Weikusat says:

            Women have always occupied the role of being sort of genetic goalies and deciding who is and isn’t fit to pass along their DNA. Those who give it up easily and cheaply imply that they don’t have the same sort of value as those who can afford to be more selective.

            In absence of any so-called higher values, human mating rites end up being mythologized (likely a neologism) as man apparently can’t be without some religion. Overestimating the sexual in this way is a legacy of 20th century liberalisation and not the best. That’s the animal nature man and cattle share: The same instincts driving the same performance to the same outcome. Moo!

            I admit that this is an area of ‘human nature’ that’s completely beyond my understanding, be it intellectual or instinctive, and that I, after about twenty years of disasters, have simply stopped trying. It really seems to be much ado about very little and I don’t have to be this modern.

            1. Social Retard says:

              Even I can grasp these concepts…

              1. Rainer Weikusat says:

                You’ve just demonstrated the opposite.

            2. Ben says:

              Sexuality is overestimated? The process of continuing the human race is no big whoop? I’ll admit I’m a little bit of a loser, but this observation sounds very much like that of a significantly autistic virgin.

            3. Spectral Nutritionist says:

              Mating cattle… that reminds me of this quandary:

              “VARG OVERREACTS 2 BIG CAT COCK”

              Grammatically, would that mean the cat is big, or the cock is big?
              BIG-CAT COCK
              or
              BIG CATCOCK

              It could be the normal cock of a big cat (like tiger, lion, panther), or the abnormally large cock of a standard cat. Like, picture a normal-ass tabby with a cock the size of a half-bratwurst…or that same sausage on a lion.

        2. C.M. says:

          >I don’t know what ‘slut’ is supposed to be.

          A slut is someone with loose sexual standards. People who value their conscience typically avoid sluts because they are perceived as low-hanging fruit and a blemish on a respectable man’s reputation, for many reasons that I’m sure you could figure out yourself if you haven’t already.

          >Like all mammals, humans will usually start mating once they’re sexually mature.

          Like all mammals, humans will beat or kill another human just because they fancy some goods that the other human possesses. It’s not excusable just because animals do it. Stop pretending to be dense.

          >There’s a somewhat pervasive culture of pretending it ain’t so for this or that reason and also a culture of meaningless value judgements of this or that kind of mating behaviour. This is usually based on jealousy (same sex) or envy (other sex).

          That sounds like something a virgin would say.

          >If a certain person, let’s call her Dim Nelly, considered it desirable (for some reason) to have blowjob competitions with two of her best friends and all band members of the Otherworld deathfest who’d fit into the room and were sober enough to get an erection, should be her business.

          Except for when she is metal journalist with some influence who gained her position not through merit but through crab claw handjobs. Then it becomes anyone’s business who is involved in that business. This is a battle over the minds of the herd. Stop. Pretending. To. Be. Retarded.

          1. Rainer Weikusat says:

            A slut is someone with loose sexual standards.

            I know what you mean by that (I like the “UKIP guy” definition, »A slut is a woman who doesn’t clean below the fridge«, better). The term is not part of my active vocabulary because I could only apply it to everyone or to no one. There may be men who ‘avoid’ sexual opportunities available to them but until I meet another, I’m not convinced of this.

            Like all mammals, humans will beat or kill another human just because they fancy some goods that the other human possesses. It’s not excusable just because animals do it.

            The point I was trying to make was that it’s unavoidable (because of human nature) and rather the rule than the exception. I also don’t care. I’m not a teenager anymore, however, I once was one and I remember this time. If you think yyou can change the behaviour of so-called ‘lower class’ people in this respect (and ‘other class’ people, too), that’s certainly going to be a worthy challenge and I wouldn’t want to bet on its success.

            That sounds like something a virgin would say.

            That’s a slightly distilled version of someting a pretty promiscuous dead German communist used to write about this. That’s probably even better for name-calling. But no amount of that addresses the statement.

            Except for when she is metal journalist with some influence who gained her position not through merit but through crab claw handjobs.

            You’re free to believe in unverified, juciy stories told by internet pseudonyms. I generally don’t. Even assuming the story was true, it wouldn’t matter: It’s not important how person XY came to the position she presently occupies but what she’s doing with it. That’s what has to be addressed if her ‘influence’ is to be thought, eg, (sorry for using myself as an example), by pointing out the sillyness behind the ‘men lecture me about music’ text. But it’s even better to deny her any influence: Ignore her ramblings. Suggest that other people do this, too.

            1. -_- says:

              You need to get out more, m88.

          2. hot buttered pumpkin says:

            He’s not retarded, just autistic.

            LEAVE RAINER ALONE

  8. Deepdick says:

    It’s weird that people who are offended by lyrics like the ones quoted listen to metal. It’d be like someone who can’t stand blood watching slasher movies.

  9. Eat my bigger turds kim

    1. ANUSaanite says:

      Yeah, exactly! That’s right! I got big turds for all these assholes. I just hope they like their MSG filled hot pockets digested and extra sloppy!

  10. Ben says:

    Apparently I’m recently responsible for The Claw’s first piece of “non-metal-related hate mail” which is actually rather difficult to imagine. What malicious, spitwful, odious and loathesomw little train wreck of genetic debris she is.

      1. Ben says:

        It’s nothing particularly clever, I just got annoyed with her usual virtue-signalling and hypocritical hostility and shot her an email calling her on her bullshit (composed in about five minutes while drunk). She posted about it on her Twitter, where I apparently made a bit of a splash with her knitting circle of SJW yentas. Still drunk, I started a Twitter account of my own to continue picking on her and promptly got blocked. Shortly after she accused me of being “insecure” of course.

        It’s just as well, it’s a bit lame of me to concern myself with her nonsense anyway. She is kinda fun to hate though.

      2. Rainer Weikusat says:

        https://twitter.com/GrimKim/status/797277144493817856 (partial)

        A ‘primordial’ example of ‘white maleness’ would be a guy in his mid-forties jumping up and down, waving his hands through the air and shouting nonense because so excited at the opportunity to out “jump up and down, waive his hands through the air and shout nonense” a bunch of similarly disposed penis-on-a-stick guys in their early twenties, all of them trying to ‘amuse’ a small group of average looking, averagely revealingly dressed and slightly drunk female students accepting these mock-enthusiastic tributes to their outward appearance with the reserved boredom of the routine TV watcher. Different kinds of insects out-competing each other indeed.

  11. Ben says:

    And yeah, as Brett pointed out above, the most damning thing about her is the way she uses her SJW “Good Guy Badge” as an excuse to bully and demean people. She’s the same psychological type as someone who’d have been lynching people had she been born a century earlier. A really transparentally hateful, cruel unpleasant type of person.

  12. Rainer Weikusat says:

    As music ought to be more interesting than twittersphere sabretooths:

    Did someone except me buy this and would be willing to share an opinion on it?

    https://gatecreeper.bandcamp.com/track/patriarchal-grip
    [track I like best so far]

    That’s a new (Relapse) death metal band from Arizona. The music is somewhat interesting as it combines American (AFAICT) song structure with a swedish (HM2) guitar sound. After listening for three times, it seems the production (Kurt Ballou) is better than the music: The drummer does some interesting things but they’re not really exiciting. I like the style and the music is solid, not oustanding. Most of the tracks seem to end apruptly in the middle of something. It’s also rather laid-back than dark.

    1. Expect a review in a bit.

    2. Ben says:

      I agree music OUGHT to be more interesting than “twittersphere sabretooths” but sadly that is not the case with this band! Like pretty much all “new wave of old school death metal” there’s nothing particularly grating or intolerable about it, but it’s very “blah” over all. I don’t know, I’ll always love death metal, but theres very little post-1993 material that’s really worth anyone’s attention. Honestly take early Death, Repulsion, Autopsy, Nihilist/first two Entombed albums, Pungent Stench up through “Buttering”, Slaughter, Master/Deathstrike, Cianide…that covers about 80% of what’s relevant, to me, anyway.

      The song title “Patriarchal Grip” is funny in the context of the preceding discussion.

      1. C.M. says:

        Ah dude, Been Caught Buttering is one of the grodiest albums of all time! It’s easy to find metal that is more musically competent today but nothing comes close to being so disgusting and sleazy!

        1. Ben says:

          Yeah, the first two Stench albums (actually the stuff from the split with Disharmonic Orchestra is my fave), everything from Autopsy’s original run, and Impetigo’s “Horror of the Zombies” are to me probably the best DM records in the sense of just being totally sleazy, nasty, perverted, fucking evil-sounding heavy filth that’s still insanely catchy and fun to listen to.

          Folks may disagree with this, but I’ve been listening to the two Lord Gore albums from the early 2000s a lot recently, which I think are pretty underrated sleazy and fucking heavy death metal slime from more recent times. To me, they channel Stench, Autopsy and Impetigo and are true to that tradition while still managing to sound modern and not just genetic “old school.”

          1. Ben says:

            You know what, again I imagine this might not be a popular opinion, but since Fornicator was mentioned on this site a few times, I’ll mention that their solitary LP is one of the few DM records of the last twenty years to just absolutely slay. Again, a lot of early Pungent Stench, Impetigo at their most evil, and the Neanderthalic, knuckle-dragging brutality of Mortician. Combined with some of the most genuinely sick and perverted lyrical content of any band ever. Not typical “pornogrind” nonsense. It recalls something like The work of Peter Sotos, or a look into the mind of an honest-go-God lust killer. Reeks of alcoholism, isolation and unadulterated hatred for humanity! The two Whore LPs are pretty good too!

            1. C.M. says:

              Fornicator is new to me, and I dig the knuckle-dragger DM so I’ll check into it, thanks.

    3. Spectral Nutritionist says:

      Yeah Rainier, I’d be willing to share my opinion on this:

      The drums dominate the whole album — same beat throughout, pulsating and dull like a stroboscope from behind closed eyes.

      Then it sounds like Inquisition’s first big album.

  13. Anthony says:

    Kim Kelly Megyn Kelly What’s the deal with Kellys?

    1. Picture a normal-ass tabby with a cock the size of a half-bratwurst says:

      …Steve Kelly from Exodus, Kelly Deal from the Breeders, Kelly McDowell from Revenant… this is freaking me out.

  14. Necronomeconomist says:

    I just realised that I’ve spent 15 minutes reading this article and 20 dudes gossip about the personal details of a young woman.

    What the FUCK.

    We’re becoming little bitches.
    Why the fuck are we even devoting half a second to this nonsensical shit…

    Are we defending metal?

    Brett? Prozak? Where are you?!

    1. Ben says:

      Hey, the subject of the preceding discussion seems to have made a CAREER of gossiping about the details of peoples’ personal lives and CERTAINLY of “defending metal.” 15 minutes ain’t shit.

    2. Rainer Weikusat says:

      defend misantrophy
      99% of the human race
      is just a waste of oxygen

  15. TinFoilHat says:

    In regards to these sites and pretty much every facet of our lives now…. I may be going off the deep end and growing more and more paranoid. But I’m starting to believe that the SJW take over of Metal and advent of the usual suspects is actually by design and that agent provocateurs are actually at work, who are fully aware of what they are doing.

    I wrote this to somebody regarding at least two of these sites always feeling the need to make a clown out of an obviously smarter person with a big voice, Varg Vikernas.

    “Do you want to know why they seem to feel the need to post every video of Varg and mock, dismiss and tell their readers he is “crazy” and not somebody to listen to, especially when it comes to topics of race and white nationalism? Because they are apart of “the agenda” and they know it and it’s their job to prevent people from even considering it. This is why anything that tells the truth about it has to be quickly dismissed and slandered. Metalsucks, Metal Injection and Cvlt Nation are not Metal sites. They’re propaganda sites. The globalist/white genocide agenda IS a real agenda after all and we know it’s tentacles are in everything now. Just look at them. What do they all focus on? Destroying any bands with a pro-white/pro-European message and support and promote bands with a more, “diverse” message and how Burzum sucks, but some bar band with a multi-racial and PC message is awesome. Do you think it’s coincidence, Metalsucks is operated by two liberal Jews and every article has a political message? Or that Cvlt Nation is run by a mixed race couple who always flaunt it and how all the articles are banal and drift into some “anti-racist” message? Or that both Metalsucks and Metal Injection both do similar articles on Varg, always making sure to call him “racist” in the headline or “batshit crazy”? On different sites, with different writers? Think of how these sites came out of nowhere and became “leading voices” so fast. Think of how many bands have been banned, boycotted, kicked off festival bills, added to lists and “called out” for lyrics on even albums 20 years old? One labeled ended up being raided by the FBI because of Cvltnation. What else do they have in common? They are ALL apart of the Blastbeat Network, who call their sites, “tastemakers”. Blastbeat has featured advertising on these sites from companies like 20th Century Fox (top Clinton donor) and Livenation (also Clinton donor) and I’m sure you’ll find more. Clinton, needless to say is lynch pin of the globalist agenda. Maybe it is “conspiracy” or paranoia, but there most certainly are shills and plants everywhere to push the agenda. The Pope is one.”

    I just realized how odd it is that the Pope and so-called Metalheads have the same goal.

    1. le happy merchant says:

      OY VEY

    2. Necronomeconomist says:

      PLEASE elaborate on:
      “One labeled [sic] ended up being raided by the FBI because of Cvltnation. ”

      Like which label and how do you know it’s because of Cvltnation.

      1. Necronomeconomist says:

        That’s what I THOUGHT nigga.

  16. I'm trying to read my cybernovel says:

    youre gay

    1. Predictive Necrology says:

      *your

      1. I'm trying to read my cybernovel says:

        lol!

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