0 thoughts on “Knowing when to ride into the sunset”

  1. This comment was sponsored by Scion says:

    We interrupt this blogpost to bring you the opinion of rich spoiled rockstars:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=061y82z0n0Q

  2. Mastodon fan says:

    I want big cock inside my rectum now!

  3. Levy_Spearman says:

    this is gay, it won’t even play on my ipad

  4. Mastodon guy says:

    Race is just a social construct, ANUS should learn to accept this truth and support pan-human nationalism. One world, no borders.

  5. Mastodon gay says:

    AIDS is just a social construct, ANUS should learn to accept my delusions and support AIDS world wide. One orgy, no condoms.

  6. Mastodon hessian says:

    Race and AIDS is just a stupid, social construct, ANUS should learn to accept the truth and continue to support the delusions of pan-human nationalism. One world, one border, one orgy, one condoms, no anus.

  7. Levy_Spearmen says:

    NO ANUS? THEN WHERE WILL I PUT IT.

  8. Mastodon philosopher says:

    The anus is best place to put your cock, strong-bodied men should subjugate the weak and penetrate them, anally. The anus is like the abyss of decadent modern society, fill it with your thick, potent, and creative force; plant your seed in the sepulchre of modernity that is the anus and watch it grow into a lethal AIDS virus. Pump your toxic jizz into men everywhere and destroy them, only the strong shall rape and plunder. Anal sex is the ultimate expression of the will to power and all hessian ideals.

  9. Mastodon #1 fan says:

    Hey some guys were saying anus isn’t real just a social construct i’m worried now. Can you guys tell me if anus is real or not. If its just a social construct then where will i put things when i don’t want Mom to find them

  10. @Scion comment says:

    That shit is hilarious.

  11. @Mastodon #1 fan says:

    Anus is definitely a social construct created in the crevises of space by dark matter. Only a cock as epic as a mountain can fill it and decimate the leftist ideologues and hipsters that came forth from the anti-matter. Leftist retards are the anti-phrasal, anti-death and black metal and therefore serve no purpose to nihilism and reality. Only death is real for a hessian and only meth is real for a hipster. Meth is for the weak and hessian morbidity is for the blah……

  12. Gene Ray listens to Mastodon says:

    Anus vs Timecube: WHO WILL SURVIVE

  13. African tribesman in space says:

    I buttfuck black holes

  14. brunhILDE FAN #1 says:

    LOL YAY GO BRUNHILDE!!!!

  15. My favorite Dismembered riff. says:

    bawaka bawaka bawkaw errr neee naa neee na gnuuu neeee

    bawaka bawaka bawkaw errr neee naa neee na gnuuu neeee

    bawaka bawaka bawkaw errr neee naa neee na gnuuu neeee

    bawaka bawaka bawkaw errr neee naa neee na gnuuu neeee

    bawaka bawaka bawkaw errr neee naa neee na gnuuu neeee

  16. Gruesome Hoarder of Dicks, Unstoppable Catcher of Anal says:

    I once knew a kid with dislexia.

    He was also cross-eyed.

    So basically, he saw everything normally.

  17. will give you an update after listening to it. says:

    So, after much hesitation, the ANAL blog comments have finally convinced me to check out the Mastodon’s brutal and uncompromising debut album: REMISSION.

  18. solar or sun metal guy says:

    virginity and sun metal for everyone now!!!

  19. @"will gief update lal" faggot dickslit says:

    HEY YOU FILTHY JEW PROZAK DO YOU REALLY THINK MORE THAN NEGRO VODKUNT IS PROMOTING THAT GARBAGE HERE? I’M BETTING YOU DO, BECAUSE YOU’RE GOOD WITH COMPUTING AND SUCH, YOU FILTHY ASPERDURR. NOW HOW ABOUT YOU WRITE SOME MORE OF THOSE SUPERB REVIEWS AND ARTICLES ON THE MAIN PAGE INSTEAD OF BLOGGING, PRINCESS! SERIOUSLY WE DON’T NEED TO HEAR FROM YOUR CANDY ASS THREE TIMES A DAY ONCE A WEEK, SO DON’T BOTHER BEING A FLAKE AND FALLING BACK ON THOSE INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW… WRITING?! WE’RE WATCHING YOU, CANDYASS.

  20. will gief update lal" faggot dickslit says:

    Disregard that I like Mastodon!!!

  21. QUIZ THE FUCKIN FAGS says:

    You know you’re gay when:

    1) You masturbate to the buttcheeks of Justin Bieber

    2) You get on your knee pads to suck a cock at Mastodon concert

    3) You think you’re tough cuz you don´t need knee pads to suck cocks and you think Mastodon is metal

    .

  22. Mastodon guy says:

    I like to poop on my cocks!

  23. proud of being Mastodon says:

    Some people think I am gay, which I think is awesome!!!!

  24. Mastodon fans comin' out says:

    I just wish more of my fellow queers would come out sometimes. It’s nice out here, you know?

  25. at a Mastodon concert says:

    I don’t mind straight people as long as they act gay in the pit.

  26. Mastodon and fashion says:

    A Mastodon fan wears everything a drag queen won’t.

  27. Mastodon guy says:

    I can’t help looking gay. I put on a Slayer t-shirt and people say, “Who’s that fag in the Slayer t-shirt?”

  28. timecube/truthism/ANUS battle royale says:

    Gene Ray VS. Reptilian Shapeshifter VS. Mastodon guy

  29. typical Mastodon fan says:

    I think God is a callous bitch not making me a woman. I’m deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in women.

  30. sorry I am a Mastodon fan says:

    If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise. I enjoy thick cocks.

  31. concerned mastodon fan says:

    I’m not gay but my boyfriend is. Please get that clear!

  32. Mastodon guy says:

    Wow, I didn’t realize such a brutal band like Mastodon could grow such a faggot fanbase. I’m a straight guy who fucks older women and I love Mastodon! I would never hang with you queers because what you describe is pretty fuckin’ gross and you’re all subhumans anyway.

    It’s weird to see that a great band such as Mastodon started off with real hessians and now have both queer and hessian fans. This way, us hessians can kill off you faggots at the shows and rid you of your miserable existence. :)

  33. MastodonHomie14/88 says:

    Yo homies. I’m gay and I like the first two Mastodon albums the most. I like being gangfucked by my homies while we listening to Mastodon! We real gangbangers son, come join our crew and suck out cocks if uz a true Mastodon fan!

  34. loves mastodon, hates vagina says:

    brutal slayer of christians = mastodon guy?

  35. Wicked Mastodon Love says:

    These homophobic reactions are pretty strange since Mastodon clearly support being a gay juggalo in their music videos. Just look at all the cum on his face! You can see it in their wicked brutal video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=labytsb3gfI

  36. Mastodon guy hates loose vagina (only 18 year old vagina is real) says:

    “brutal slayer of christians = ultravirgin”

    — Mastodon guy

  37. dsmbr rox says:

    dude i know that riff heres another good one

    woh naa naa nah nooh nee nah nah nyah nah naaaahh nah nyah nyah nah

    woh naa naa nah nooh nee nah nah nyah nah naaaahh nah nyah nyah nah

  38. dsmbr rox says:

    woops theres an extra nah in there

  39. whatever says:

    If Dismember knew when to ride off into the sunset, they would have stopped after Indecent & Obscene.

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