What started as an amusing satire of the “National Day of Prayer” (an ostentatious activity, since prayer is by definition personal) has bloomed into a civil rights campaign.
The International Day of Slayer came and went this year on June 6, and was celebrated worldwide by all metalheads wise enough to realize this is their chance at political, social and academic recognition.
With each passing year, and more International Day of Slayer celebration, people outside the metal community have been taking note of it — as an identity, as a culture and as a way of life.
Interview with the creators of the International Day of Slayer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Góry_Kluczkowickie
My boss tell me is no working today because is weekend. Kuso! Shame for my ancestors! I want working for stronger economy and make my ancestors proud but my boss stupid lazy gaijin!
why are the anus fags interviewing themselves?
“When modern society becomes hell, people disengage.
Men refuse to consider marriage.
Kids don’t leave the home.”
*Listens to Slayer all day and calls it a civil rights movement*
DYE YOUR HAIR
GET FAT
REFUSE TO CARE
GET A CAT
PARTY HARDY, LAWDY LAWDY!!!
Fix the title. You’re making yourselves look silly by leaving it the way it is.
Why does Kontinual put sugar cubes on his pillow before he goes to sleep?
A: he’s trying to have sweet dreams.
So Kontinual is walking down the street with a black shoe on one foot and a beige on the other foot? Steve Brettens exclaims: “Hey Kontinual nice pair of shoes” Kontinual replies: “Yup, I got another pair exactly like this one at home”.
What comes out if you cross a donkey with a turtle?
A: a Kontinual with a helmet.
How can you tell Kontinual is inside a submarine?
A: he’s the only one wearing a parachute.
What’s Kontinual’s method to purify water?
A: he throws the jug from a tall building so the microbes will die.
Why does Kontinual always wear a life saver when on the beach?
A: to protect himself from a heat-wave.
Pijay Vrozak asked Kontinual: “Kontinual, what do you think is worse, ignorance or indifference?” “I don’t know and I don’t care” he scorned.
Why does Kontinual always crawl when he goes to the super-market?
A: he’s looking for the lowest prices.
How did Kontinual die?
A: he threw his cigarrette butt out the balcony, but forgot to let go.
stay tuned for more Kontinual adventures.
Yo, dat Slayer partay I rocked last week was some real heavy shit! I got some of dat slutty metal chick pussy, bitch was impressed wit my southern hiphop remix of Raining Blood.
I cordially invite you all to participate in the Death Metal Tournament hosted on the BNR Metal pages.
http://www.bnrmetal.com/v3/home/main
thanks, see you there…
Kontinual and Conservationist are walking through a forest when suddenly Conservationist falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Kontinual takes out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “Conservationist is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Kontinual’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”
RIP SETH PUTNAM
Kontinual and Conservationist go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Conservationist wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
“Kontinual, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Conservationist,” replies Kontinual.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Kontinual ponders for a minute.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Conservationist?”
Conservationist is silent for a moment. “Kontinual, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
One day Varg Vikernes is on his way to the village from the farm. As he passes by the barn he is stopped on his way by Conservationist who approaches pale-faced and visibly disturbed.
“Conservationist, what’s wrong? You look as if you have seen a ghost”
It takes a moment for Conservationist to steady himself.
“Varg, it’s horrible… down there, behind the barn.. I have seen something terrible.”
Fearing the worst, Varg pleads with Conservationist to tell him, but can get no answer. Driven by curiosity he goes to have a look and carefully peering around the side of the barn he sees something rather shocking – it is Kontinual fucking a corpse!
Varg reels in horror at this sight- what a horrifying perversity he has witnessed- how on Earth could Kontinual be indulged in such a horrifying act?
He looks again to ensure that his eyes aren’t fooling him.
Sure enough, Kontinual is banging away at a pale, life-less woman.
Varg runs back to the house and telephones the local police who arrive on the scene quickly, but silently.
The local policeman rushes over- “Where is the emergency? What’s going on?”
“I’m sorry I couldn’t fill you in on the details, Officer- it is just to horrible to say, but down there behind the barn, Kontinual… well, Kontinual is fucking a corpse!
Surely he is mistaken, the policeman thinks to himself, yet sure enough, when he peers around the wall of the barn there is Kontinual, hammering away at a pale, unmoving, naked woman.
The policeman, shocked but emboldened by a sense of duty, decides to catch this necrophile in the act and rushes over to subdue Kontinual.
Varg, tormented by turning in someone he knows and cares for anxiously awaits the return of the policeman but is confused when he sees him return alone.
“But, why haven’t you arrested Kontinual? Surely you saw him fucking the corpse?!”
“Ah, yes, I did but it’s quite alright. Everything is okay, it turns out that she is quite alive”
“But I saw with my own two eyes!”
“Yes, well, it’s quite alright. She’s English”
Kontinual is walking around Washington DC when suddenly, nature calls. Looking around he can’t find a public toilet and starts searching for one. After 15 minutes or so he is really getting desperate when he spots a secluded alley way. Just as hes about to unzip, he feels a big hand on his shoulder, he turns around to see a policeman glaring at him.
“You cant do that here says the policeman, not in public.”
Says the policeman.
“Sorry, i’ve been looking around for ages and cant find a place to go.” Replied Kontinual.
“Its ok, I can show you a place to go”
He takes the Kontinual to a beautifully landscaped garden with all sorts of exotic plants and gardeners walking around taking care of it.
“Here you go sir, you may take a piss here”
“Why thanks” replied Kontinual, “But what is this place?”
“It’s the British Embassy” says the policeman.
Kontinual and Conservationist were visiting the UK. They saw that the place was overrun by Pakistani immigrants.
“But did you notice?” said Kontinual “We see a lot of Scottish women with Pakistani boyfriends and a lot of Irish women with Pakistani boyfriends. But we don’t see any English women with Pakistani boyfriends…”
“Well” said Conservationist “Obviously those Pakis don’t want to degenerate their own race too much!”
Kontinual goes into a brothel. He says “I want to be humiliated as extremely as possible!”
“We can do that for you sir, it’ll be $15.00” says the Madam.
“Wow!” says Kontinual, “that’s cheap, What do I get for that?”
“A t-shirt with the English flag on it” says the Madam.
T-shirts with the Kontinual Aventures logo will be sold through the Metal Hall forum… coming soon.
I still don’t see what’s so important about Slayer. Why not an International Day of Chuck Schuldiner?
Kontinual is walking around in London. He feels delighted to be there so he stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says ‘Hello Englishman, what a nice country you have!’
The passerby says ‘You are mistaken, I am Jamaican.’
Kontinual walks on and encounters a female. He says ‘Hello English lady! I must say London is a very pretty city!’
The woman says, ‘I’m not British, I’m Pakistani!’
Kontinual walks further and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says ‘Hello, nice to meet an Englishman!’ But that person responds with ‘I’m not British, I’m from the Middle East!’
He finally sees a nice lady and asks ‘Are you British?’ She says ‘No, I’m from Somalia.’
Puzzled, he asks her ‘So where are all the British people?’
The Somalian woman checks her watch and says ‘Probably at work.’
HAHAHA! I hate Kontinual.
@ born after 1987
Go fuck your retarded monkey mother, you stupid clueless emo-fag! Chuck Schuldiner who? How about if I fuck you in the ass huh? You down-syndrome piece of shit!
Seriously, this 1987 kid must be some retard asshole.
No, he’s actually quite a clever troll coaxing the typical, utterly retarded replies from you morons. Seriously, you’re fucking retards.
DUUUUURRRRRRP DEF MEDAL SERIOUS BIDNESS
LOL YAY GO KONTINUAL!!!