Many people secretly think that gays are a lot happier than they are, and want to punish them. Unless they are Mastodon fans, in which case we need to punish them for being gay and stupid.
My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it I just love Mastodon!!!
Wow again, I can’t believe they’re so many faggots that like Mastodon?! Isn’t that like a contradiction of epic proportions? Faggots and hessian metal don’t go together. So all you faggots, take note; Mastodon is not for you. Stick to music like Blood, Pyrexia, Acerbus, Lil Wayne and Lady Gaga because they all sound the same and leave you with a feeling of emptiness after you’ve listened to it.
If you think Mastodon are Metal, then you are a fucking retard! Hessians don’t listen to Mastodon simply because Mastodon is gay silly rock music disguised as Metal. You are a fucking poser and a faggot cocksucker. Go get bent bitch!
If you think Mastodon are not heavy fuckin’ metal, then you are a fucking retard! Hessians listen to Mastodon simply because it has the impetus hessians listen to as a warcry. You are a fucking poser and a faggot cocksucker for not liking early Mastodon. You know what I’m talking about faggot, the first two records! Plus the demo. Go get bent faggot! Go listen to your crappy Supuration.
Mastodon will be inducted into the Dark Legions next week folks. It’s taking me a while because it’s hard to write a review on such great music.
Mastodon guy, please watch the music video for Blood and Thunder if you really believe that Mastodon doesn’t support male clown love. After seeing the wonderful male juggalo orgy, complete with the wicked lead singer walking around with his face caked in facepaint and love juice, your thoughts will be rectified. Have a great day.
Whoever think I am a fag because I like a homosexual band like Mastdon can fuck me in the ass and then hug me and spoon me!
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
Many people secretly think that gays are a lot happier than they are, and want to punish them. Unless they are Mastodon fans, in which case we need to punish them for being gay and stupid.
God did not create gays and lesbians so He could have something to hate! He created Mastodon fans for that end.
Homosexuality is god’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children.
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it I just love Mastodon!!!
We love women. We just don’t want to see them naked at all!
The Lord is my Shepherd and he knows I’m gay.
NEVER BE AFRAID OF SUCKING A COCK!
…but Cronos seems like a legitimately cool guy. He did a really good interview with Bill Zebub in one of his black metal documentaries as well.
Who’s “Mastdon”?
Wow again, I can’t believe they’re so many faggots that like Mastodon?! Isn’t that like a contradiction of epic proportions? Faggots and hessian metal don’t go together. So all you faggots, take note; Mastodon is not for you. Stick to music like Blood, Pyrexia, Acerbus, Lil Wayne and Lady Gaga because they all sound the same and leave you with a feeling of emptiness after you’ve listened to it.
25 minute interview? Venom never even made 25 minutes of decent music. Why the fuck would I want to waste my life with this?
If you think Mastodon are Metal, then you are a fucking retard! Hessians don’t listen to Mastodon simply because Mastodon is gay silly rock music disguised as Metal. You are a fucking poser and a faggot cocksucker. Go get bent bitch!
If you think Mastodon are not heavy fuckin’ metal, then you are a fucking retard! Hessians listen to Mastodon simply because it has the impetus hessians listen to as a warcry. You are a fucking poser and a faggot cocksucker for not liking early Mastodon. You know what I’m talking about faggot, the first two records! Plus the demo. Go get bent faggot! Go listen to your crappy Supuration.
Mastodon will be inducted into the Dark Legions next week folks. It’s taking me a while because it’s hard to write a review on such great music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac02hVqLV1Y
For Mastodon Fans.
Mastodon guy, please watch the music video for Blood and Thunder if you really believe that Mastodon doesn’t support male clown love. After seeing the wonderful male juggalo orgy, complete with the wicked lead singer walking around with his face caked in facepaint and love juice, your thoughts will be rectified. Have a great day.
Not a venom fan either, but that was a great interview. Cronos seems like a swell guy.
at least he knows his music is bad rock music.
Its about time Mastodon got some respect around here. I was beginning to think that prozak guy is just closed-minded
Mastodon guy, shut the fuck up bitch, you look prettier with my big dick in your mouth.