How Tobacco Can Save Us From The Coronavirus

Panic continues among the unpunished herd. They know, in their guts, that humanity has grown too large and with no qualitative controls, so now we have a vast army of locust-like human morons consuming everything they can reach, leaving behind dystopian idiocracies run by cynical shopkeepers.

Coronavirus played into our script. We knew punishment was coming, so we figured this was it. Unfortunately for us, this is just a regular pandemic; our punishment consists of total destruction through the parallel catastrophes of pollution, political instability, world war, and failing economies.

Some tell us that we can save ourselves through nicotine, and the evidence appears compelling to me:

Researchers in France say early data indicates those who smoke make up a disproportionately small number of people in hospital with COVID-19.

A study at Paris’s Pitie-Salpetriere hospital suggests a substance in tobacco, thought to be nicotine, was preventing smokers contracting coronavirus.

Sounds like a good time to take up pipe smoking and breath smoking.

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6 thoughts on “How Tobacco Can Save Us From The Coronavirus”

  1. The Metalevangelist says:

    That’s excellent news. I always knew smoking was good for your health. It’s good to pollute yourself a little, so that you don’t loose touch with nature. The state banned smoking because it wants hygienic, ideological puritans as citizens. The smoking ban went on to full house arrest with the coronavirus, in the name of “safety”. The nanny state is out to do some spring cleaning, and this time she’s gonna clean up the environment for good. It is basically a giant, hypochondriac public sanitation process, in order for the state to seize full control over civil life. This means the lockdown reflects a general lockdown of the human mind from nature itself, highlighting the mind-body disconnect of modern man, which shows why we are becoming increasingly paranoid towards nature. Perhaps the next stage of globalism is restricting material borders so that it can expand technocracy and finally abolish human life with virtual reality.

    Yours truly,
    The Metalevangelist

    1. I’ve seen the future, you know what it is? It’s a 47-year-old virgin sittin’ around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing “I’m an Oscar-Meyer Wiener”.

      1. Bernie Sanders' Summer Home says:

        That was a great movie and disturbingly prophetic.

  2. thomasw says:

    Enjoying some Doblone D’ Oro in a briar as I listen to Infester which seems to add clarity to the situation…

    1. That blend really is the true inheritor of Three Nuns. Glorious stuff. Burley Flake #1 here.

  3. Harked Back says:

    Awesome

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