Article by Jon Faugustus.
Poser power metal band Rhapsody of Fire made history on July 10, 2016, by playing their first concert in Tel Aviv, Israel. This took place at the traditional ‘Rock the Havana Club’ and probably attracted many a power metal connoisseur from the deconstructionist school.
The event was marked by its conspicuity in the zone, with Rhapsody selecting its concert locations outside of central Europe carefully. Other prominent performances have been Tokyo and Osaka, which doesn’t tell us much since everybody knows these two cities will just about welcome any artist from any genre out of curiosity and boredom with stale corporate life.
The band also visited two of the least metal places on the face of the planet: Taipei and Miami. The band thus further consolidates its sorry status as an empty music for posers and non-metal hipsters.
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I haven’t heard the band, so any opinion I have will be unfounded and without value.
However, I have two anyway:
1: It’s power metal, so I probably wouldn’t like it.
2: That’s a good body, none the less. It looks capable. Is it of a band member?
2. Staropoli: current “mastermind” and keyboard player
There is nothing wrong with having a strong, functional body. Whether that strength dovetails with an equal development of mental abilities is a different story, but metalheads need to grow out of the nerdy notion that a strong body is a gay body.
Likewise we need to dispell the notion that two men locked in a heroic struggle for sexual release is gay. Fundamentally it is a microcosm of life, a war, a longing for victory – to submit the seemingly equal and reveal a hierarchy of strength. To say that this form of sexual activity is homosexuality begs the question: In Battle, are there laws?
lol
A fat NFL linebacker has more functional strength than this prettyboy. A body capable of extraordinary feats doesn’t have such dangerously low body fat percentage.
Bodybuilding is an inherently gay sport. Past a certain point, it stops being about impressing girls and starts being about impressing guys. girls don’t care if you have an 8pack or calf veins. but your gym bros and the judges at a bb competition (which is the equivalent of a male fashion show) do. Not to mention the whole “gay for pay” controversy.
Revoke Jon Augustus’ staff status now. Reading these last two articles gave me the sensation of chewing on paper like gum.
His name brings insult to Augustus, son of god and man and father of the fatherland.
In the hyperborean mass
Where the Neanderthal hair flows long and blonde
Behind the sapphire eyes
Let us raise the eternal wheel of the sun
Hey, you bigot, all metal deserves a place where it can feel safe!
Vijajay Prolapz :D
Goddamn, the motherfucker is ripped as fuck! I’m sure he could wring some Shlomo necks if they complained about the music being too antisemitic.
what kind of faggot wears gloves to the gym? Too afraid of getting callouses and not being able to give silky smooth handjobs?
What’s the time? It’s time to get gay.