Hammerheart Records Offers Free COVID-19 Mask With Order

As COVID-19 passes from terror into absurdity, Hammerheart Records is offering a free mask with any online order. It may work for viruses, but it certainly works well for armed robbery! You can also pick up low-cost versions of classic metal albums, many of which are pre-COVID-19 and so feature band photos without masks.

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10 thoughts on “Hammerheart Records Offers Free COVID-19 Mask With Order”

  1. Spaniard says:

    I got this their e-mail today with this offer. We really have gone off the sanity cliff and are free falling towards oblivion. Maybe something worthwhile will rise from the ashes. If not, another failed species disappears into the void. Nature always wins.

    1. I’m thinking the dinosaurs won this one. They saw the mammals rising up and were thinking, we’ll just wait you guys out. Turn into chickens for awhile, then when you little rodents obliterate yourselves, we will take over and evolve opposable thumbs and intelligence.

      1. Spaniard says:

        Tbh, I don’t think they could do any worse. My droogs think I’m horsing around when I say that Planet of the Apes was a prophecy…I’m not.

        1. We had plenty of warnings. Michel Houellebecq’s “Whatever” basically echoes the criticisms of the aristocrats and Romantics from three centuries.

          Modernity = individualism + third worlding + Office Space + Brave New World.

          OBEY

  2. Gasmask Kommando says:

    Blasphemy has always been ahead of the game. Those little facerags are for pansies.

  3. Paulo Andres Velazquez Medina says:

    Queretaro, mexico. Zip 76117, narcisos 518.

  4. Birkenhain says:

    https://witchblood.bandcamp.com/album/swords-and-sorcery Iron Megiddo returns with a new album

  5. Flying Kites says:

    Can I get an HRH cock sling?

  6. ju says:

    They look like hermaphrodite panties

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