Dutch Pipe Smoker Offers Bathory Goat Tshirts

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The author of the Dutch Pipe Smoker blog, Arno, is a death metal fan who also likes to smoke pipes. What could be more natural, then, than combining the Bathory goat with a pipe full of what we hope is Royal Yacht?

If these shirts look good to you, you can pick one up at the Dutch Pipe Smoker official homesite and wear it to the next death metal concert you attend, to the bafflement of all participants.

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7 thoughts on “Dutch Pipe Smoker Offers Bathory Goat Tshirts”

  1. GGALLIN1776 says:

    I’m sure you’ll eventually see some hipsters wearing these while puffing on their bubble pipes. Not so sure on sjw’s,they might cry foul & scream patriarchy over the male goat.

    1. C.M. says:

      So you assume the goat is a male just because it has horns? Did you even bother asking as to how it prefers to identify? This is why goats need feminism.

      1. GGALLIN1776 says:

        The patriarchy made me do it,i need to atone.

  2. Unamused consumer of novelty shirts says:

    Bathory goat?

    There`s no mention of Bathory on that site, this is clearly false advertising.

  3. This makes me want to acquire a Bathory shirt. That goat is handsome.

  4. hot buttered pumpkin says:

    This is gay hipster bullshit

  5. thomasw says:

    i like the goat, but you’d think a goat would don a straight rhodesian with grassy burley, no?!

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