The new batches of Demilich shirts will be printed soon, but before that, some of the sizes that were sold out are now back in sale in very limited quantities.
>mfw everyone at the next metal show at Walter’s or the white swan has a demilich t-shirt and are successfully rising above on the hessian t-shirt hierarchy
I’ve had a Demilich shirt since 2004, and it hasn’t gotten me anywhere. No one knew who the fuck they were, and women sure as fuck weren’t impressed. Most people thought I was talking about Behemoth and their album Demigod.
I know because all my homosexual hipster friends tell me so. If you want cool, listen to The Sword or Boris, besides it’s great music to have gay anal to. I don’t like Metal you know, but I thought I’d be at this site anyway because…mmh…mmh…well, uhm…
“implying that everyone who thinks metal is for dorks is a “hipster”
So you’re implying there’s nothing wrong about thinking metal is for dorks and still being on a metal site interacting on every single post? You recurrently come to this site every single day! Because there’s really nothing dorky about that right? And somehow you don’t think readers will notice you are an idiot.
HOW FUCKING DARE ANYONE OUT THERE MAKE FUN OF METAL AFTER ALL IT'S BEEN THROUGH says:
Ok. For starters most of you that replied are fucking idiots that continually miss the point anyway. No one that’s into Demilich would be trying to pick up scummy metal scene girls in the first place. Case point. you’re the sort of guy that gets offended if one thing is better than the other. i.e. if your band never meant anything, or if some dude spoke ill of minority groups, you feel like you’re included.
The new batches of Demilich shirts will be printed soon, but before that, some of the sizes that were sold out are now back in sale in very limited quantities.
>mfw everyone at the next metal show at Walter’s or the white swan has a demilich t-shirt and are successfully rising above on the hessian t-shirt hierarchy
I’d like to share these links with my fellow metalheads. Pretty cool fuckin death metal araararhhhgghhhhhh!!!
Sickening Gore – Destructive Reality 1994 (Switzerland)
http://www.mediafire.com/?lh9e8523d2aekwp
Tenebrarum – Alta Magia 1994 (Mexico)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=02Z49OQU
Sororicide – The Entity 1991 (Iceland)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QU4NTDLS
Blackthorn – The Rotten Ways of Human Misery 1992 (Mexico)
http://www.mediafire.com/?zybdiommmce
If the little girls in Prussian Blue grew out of anti-multiculturalism, why can’t the grown men who write for anus?
I’ve had a Demilich shirt since 2004, and it hasn’t gotten me anywhere. No one knew who the fuck they were, and women sure as fuck weren’t impressed. Most people thought I was talking about Behemoth and their album Demigod.
>pretty cool fuckin death metal
>cool
>death metal
Cool wouldn’t touch death metal with a ten-foot pole, friend.
I know because all my homosexual hipster friends tell me so. If you want cool, listen to The Sword or Boris, besides it’s great music to have gay anal to. I don’t like Metal you know, but I thought I’d be at this site anyway because…mmh…mmh…well, uhm…
>cool
>wouldn’t touch death metal
>friend.
Pretending not to be here much, just every single post. My mommy says Metal is bad. Gotta go back to gay porn sites.
>typing like this
>proves
>you spend time
>on Japanese cartoon porn
>imageboards
Wearing this shirt didn’t help me get laid, all the sweet-ass bitches were going with the guys in the Bob Marley and the Beatles shirts.
Yeah, white nationalism is just for angsty children. Put it behind you, and you will lead a more fulfilling and happy life.
http://www.thedaily.com/page/2011/07/17/071711-news-nazi-twins-1-6/
>implying that everyone who thinks metal is for dorks is a “hipster”
Come on man, look at that thing. You might as well tell everyone you meet “it’s a Dungeons and Dragons shirt. I’m a dungeon master”.
I got a bit distracted, I meant to sign off as “lvl 40 demilich”
Do you think if I wear that shirt I will finally get laid by the love of my life?
“implying that everyone who thinks metal is for dorks is a “hipster”
So you’re implying there’s nothing wrong about thinking metal is for dorks and still being on a metal site interacting on every single post? You recurrently come to this site every single day! Because there’s really nothing dorky about that right? And somehow you don’t think readers will notice you are an idiot.
LEAVE METAL ALONE
Ok. For starters most of you that replied are fucking idiots that continually miss the point anyway. No one that’s into Demilich would be trying to pick up scummy metal scene girls in the first place. Case point. you’re the sort of guy that gets offended if one thing is better than the other. i.e. if your band never meant anything, or if some dude spoke ill of minority groups, you feel like you’re included.
You need to go eat tacos and beans and refresco.