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  1. kthxbye says:
    October 8, 2011 at 12:57 am

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  2. truth says:
    October 8, 2011 at 3:43 am

    Worlds first fascist superhero will kill all posers.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFbeDw-Wwmg

  3. General nocturnal wrath rider of doom, merciless slaughterer of the feeble says:
    October 8, 2011 at 4:18 am

    1970s BESTIAL BLACK METAL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4H8cW7sVuo

  4. Queero Mc Hungo says:
    October 8, 2011 at 7:20 am

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    October 8, 2011 at 11:02 am

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    October 8, 2011 at 1:01 pm

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  7. Day in the life of a cock lover says:
    October 8, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    I wake up after dreaming about cocks then suck on a cock for breakfast. Then I go to school to learn about cocks, and at lunch I suck on a few more cocks. I go home and watch some monster cock fetish porn with a cock up my ass. Then I go to sleep on a bed of cocks and dream about cocks all over again.

  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xYL2nF1Vow says:
    October 8, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    They’ve killed METAL twice, but it will never really die!
    It’s kind of like a zombie or even that Jesus guy…

    So grab your friends, some instruments and start a metal band
    Just sing about death, Egypt and wizards or rip off Ayn Rand

    We’re coming to the end of the first verse…
    Then comes the breakdown, a pretty chorus and then the second verse.

    I know I just rhymed verse with verse
    That’s because I’m sooo METAL, bitch, where’s your fucking purse?

    BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight…
    BREAKDOWN!!! Don’t be scared, the chorus will make it all alright

    Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
    Follow these rules and you will see
    Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
    Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
    Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
    THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
    Even a baby could do it, just give it a try
    Just sound like Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

    I have to change my voice to make me sound (gang) MAD!
    If I tried to sing clean it would make your ears (gang) SAD!

    This is the (gang) GANG VOCAL and I’ll tell you the (gang) TRUTH!
    It’s four sweaty dudes yelling in a (gang) BOOTH!
    [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/brian_posehn/metal_by_numbers.html ]
    Music really sucks now Posers and trendy FOOLS
    But compared to Coldplay and Nelly, EVEN SHITTY METAL RULES!
    It’s metal by numbers, it’s not arithmetic
    John Mayer, Kelly Clarkson…they all can suck my PENIS!

    BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight…
    BREAKDOWN!!! Don’t be scared, the chorus will make it all alright

    Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
    Follow these rules and you will see
    Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
    Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
    Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
    THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
    Even a monkey could do it, just give it a try
    Copy Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

    Here it comes! C’mon! All Right!
    ARE YOU ALMOST READY??
    Dammit! I missed it!

    (SPOKEN) This is the mosh part! MOSH!!!
    Or don’t. It’s your call. I just stand in the back and try not to get hit. Watch out for the shirtless white trash guys. They’ll punch you and they stink. And look out for the screamo kids practicing their karate kicks. Dude, you look gaytarded. Oh no. Here comes a giant Mexican – he looks really pissed. I wish everybody would put their shirts back on, it’s kind of gross. Is this part still going? Here comes the lead break…Oh, not yet. Here it comes… here it comes. GO!

    Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
    Follow these rules and you will see
    Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
    Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE!
    Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
    THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
    Even a retard could do it, JUST GIVE IT A TRY!
    Steal from Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

  9. this is what anus literally believes says:
    October 8, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    If God is an order outside space/time/matter, his intervention would never be known — it would seem logical, but instead, you would be seeing the end result of a logical that pre-existed the material forms of interaction. For this reason, the above proof is at best dodgy.

    What do we think about God around here? Dunno. Seems weird to make it a human persona, or a dualistic notion. I can only handle aduality.

    And Christianity? It’s unfortunate that Christianity has historically empowered so many liberal events. However, there’s a precursor to liberalism, and it arises independently from Christianity. For this reason, I recommend taking Christianity back to its pagan/animist roots to discover its true meaning. Avoid the mainstreamed version of Christianity — they McDonaldsized it a thousand years ago to make the proles support it.

    The fact is that Crowdism can infest any doctrine, so you cannot beat it with doctrine. You can only beat it by recognizing its mentality and designing a culture that avoids it.

    It also helps to periodically line up all your proles and send them off on a truly hopeless military task. They breed much faster than the smarter humans, so kill ’em off. That’s not very humanist; unfortunately, it’s also good practical advice.

    What would Jesus think of all of this? I don’t know. I’m not sure Jesus is the part of Christianity I can relate to. What I can relate to is the reverence and belief in an order beyond the visible, and this is shared among all religions. Since Christianity brings joy to many, I see it as a foregone conclusion — like all other ideas, it should be adopted, nurtured, and slowly modified to be a better version of what it always could have been.

  10. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:
    October 9, 2011 at 8:57 am

    Ok ANUS, I need white solidarity right now. I’ve moved into this dorm on my university’s campus and there’s this niggress living with me. She’s constantly teasing like an impudent little bitch. It came out that I’ve only had one girlfriend in my life, and she’s always laughing and saying “shy lil white boy, shy lil white boy”. I can’t go to the kitchen in the morning without hearing that shit from her “g’morning, shy lil white boy”. For fucks sake. I want to report her for racial discrimination, but I’m sure the liberlol Marxist leftist faculty wouldn’t believe me for a second, the hypocritical fucks. Please help me out brethren.

  11. tiny midget @ brutal slayer says:
    October 9, 2011 at 10:35 am

    no worries my brother in arms. i suggest you invite me over, i have a way with nigger ladies. i will tie the nigger bitch down and fuck her in the ass just like i did with Levy_Spearmen’s mom whom i got pregnant (who is also black by the way). i will have her out of your dorm in no time!

  12. hessian role-play says:
    October 9, 2011 at 10:44 am

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  13. mmm-hmmm says:
    October 9, 2011 at 11:04 am

    Bitches be throwin themselves at ballers, tryin to get married…

  14. @brutal slayer says:
    October 9, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Dude, she obviously wants your 5 and a half inch loverod.

  15. Thorshammer says:
    October 9, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    How many cocks have you sucked today? Do you people like to swallow jizz like the Mastodon guy does?

  16. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:
    October 9, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    My dick is seven and a half inches, true story. Also, I don’t think she wants my dick – she obviously knows about my online activities and is taunting me to draw a reaction.

  17. heterosexual straighter than an vertical line metalhead says:
    October 9, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    Man, this comments are getting gayer gayer. Is there any heterosexual out there? really?

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    October 9, 2011 at 5:37 pm

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    October 9, 2011 at 5:38 pm

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    October 9, 2011 at 6:26 pm

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    October 9, 2011 at 6:27 pm

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  22. Mastodon fan says:
    October 9, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

  23. at a Mastodon concert says:
    October 9, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    I don’t mind straight people as long as they act gay in the pit.

  24. Mastodon Fanbase ! says:
    October 9, 2011 at 7:36 pm

    I just wish more of my fellow queers would come out sometimes. It’s nice out here, you know?

  25. the real Mastodon Guy says:
    October 9, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming.

  26. Cargayst says:
    October 9, 2011 at 8:01 pm

    I like my cocks long and hard, and my metal Mastodon.

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    October 9, 2011 at 8:14 pm

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    October 9, 2011 at 8:57 pm

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    October 9, 2011 at 9:07 pm

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    October 10, 2011 at 4:58 am

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  31. JuggaloHomie14/88 says:
    October 10, 2011 at 9:53 am

    Yo homie, that DMX shit is straight wack man! Fake gangsta wack shit! DMX is a christian! U should listen to some truly evil shit like this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B5rCppwJZo
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6paAjpyBnsM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nrdGRZHR4g
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEVZuJJiUSw

  32. 2brutal4ulal says:
    October 10, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    DEAR ANUS, Y U NO REVIEW GOREGRIND AND BRUTAL DEATH METAL? TOO HEAVY FOR YOU? LOL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFJatX14Z3Q&feature=feedf
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A3viCGbauc&feature=related
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzNIIZHFfqk
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  33. HAHA YOU HATERS PROBABLY GOT RAPED AS CHILDREN says:
    October 10, 2011 at 4:32 pm

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  34. and all of the above posters are faggots says:
    October 11, 2011 at 1:32 pm

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  35. herp says:
    October 14, 2011 at 6:04 am

    What is going on here I dont even

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