A death metal activist asked and got recognition of a death metal musician:
But even though we wouldn’t go near the seller, and even though death metal isn’t exactly our cup of tea (grunting is best left for the bedroom), when we got home, we read up on the history of the genre. And what we found is that Chuck Schuldiner, the frontman of the band “Death” (clever name there), called by many “The Father of Death Metal”, was Jewish.
So you see, at least one good thing came out from attending a street fair.
Clowns? Don’t get us started.
Verdict: Jew.
If you haven’t read this hilarious site, you should visit — it’s a semi-satirical yet fairly serious display of loyalty to origins. And now, it recognizes DEATH METAL.
Hail 99/0 * 5 exp3
Mastodon is great faggot music for faggots.
Mastodon is Jew Rock wannabe metal! That’s why only Jews and retarded faggits listen to Mastodon. If you like Mastodon you like cock in your mouth!
Marndie totos, snendie snendie moontos.
I have just read the ‘metal rant’ about Chuck Schuldiner on your website. I must say that I am quite disgusted and appalled, but somehow not surprised. While I do find your reviews to be original and quite comprehensive, I always had a feeling that everyone at the Hessian Society were nothing but a bunch of small minded, easily lead automatons.
Hey Mastodon guy how come everybody calls you “the Princess of Cock” ? Is it true you are a lady-boy? Can I fuck you?
Nah, I’m no fag and no you can’t fuck me. However, your mom or sister can if they both are even alive. If they are not, I’m laughing and rightfully so.
The thing is Mastodon normally upsets a lot of cock-blowers. It’s not my fault they hate me for being a hessian or liking such an intense hessian band. Their ears are not well-equipped for such brutality and their brains are still underdeveloped so they can’t do anything but hate great music.
They would much rather listen to simplistic pop artist and groups like Drogheda and Lady Gaga.
That website is annoying.
I respect Chuck, he supported chastity and viginity plus he created solar or sun metal. R.I.P chuck anus misses you :(
Mastodon is faggit rock like Gojira. Poser band for poser noobs. Fuck this band and all malcore bullshit! Mastodon has always been utter crap. Mastodon guy is just like Juaggalo Homie, a retarded homosexual lady boy. Go suck on balls you princess of cock…
That’s pretty impressive. Not only was Chuck a great man who invented Death metal, proved that it could be more progressive than the typical shitty br00tal bands, embraced the love of God and finally died nobly of AIDS/cancer, but he was also one of God’s chosen race, and may even be related to a noble holocaust survivor. My respect for Chuck and death metal just went up
I WILL SPREAD MY BUTTCHEEKS FOR LEVIATHAN!
Mastodon guy, shut the fuck up bitch, you look prettier with my big dick in your mouth.
Woah, woah, woah faggots!!! Now, you have to know your places children! Seeing as though I have better taste in music and the only taste you guys have is shit falling from a gay man’s ass, you really can’t argue with me guy/girls. Stop with the animosity and bow down and respect a real hessian when he’s in the presence of this site. None of you wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for me and the legendary band that is Mastodon. So please, fuck off and when you learn some manners, then you can speak to me like an adult.
If it happens again, you faggots are going to get a punishment so severe, not even Vijay Prozak will be able to save you.
And again the owner/writer of this site lashes out viciously to ethnic minorities. Attacking the jews, how original! Well if you read a little history you’ll know what happened to the last people who tried that!
We are all equal, no race is better or worse than others (except white people who should feel eternally sorry for plundering the third world and enslaving the innocent people of Africa)
Anus.com promotes racism and abortion! I’m amazed this site hasn’t been taken offline by the FBI! Every article on this website is hate speech!
@ Kum Lee
Shut up faggot. The only things that anus.com “promotes” are good quality metal and virginity.
I agree, everyone knows that all races are superior to the white devil, who has done nothing but terrorize and plunder the poor innocent children of the rest of the world. Every white devil should be raped up the ass by a brutha as penance for their sin of being born into the most evil, heinous tribe of mongols that this planet has ever shat out.
Also, Mastodon rules. Blood and Thunder is better than anything that the nazi faggots loved by this site have recorded
March on, my virgin brothers
Mastodon is as hessian as your mother’s cunt dripping jizz from a horny donkey’s cock! Please go back to the metal-archives site your fuking faggot. Kiddie music like the first two albums of that shitty band is not hessian, in fact it is music for trans-gender fags like your father is. Fuck off poser!!!
Mastodon guy is definitely like Juggalo Hommie, a fucking retarded noob on the wrong website. Nobody cares about stupid fake metal like mastodon you fucking transexual princess of cock.
I agree with the above comment. But what kind of a faggot uses a term like “n00b” when not referring to videogames or programming?
I think its everyone’s favorite 12 year old, ADHD-afflicted “hessian,” Brutal Fagger, juiced up on Monster energy drinks and posting anonymously.
@ The two comments before answer
I agree with you, can I suck your balls while we listen to Mastodon’s first two gay albums?