11 thoughts on “Brutal old school underground metal radio”

  1. Mastodon guy says:

    I am sad because my mom got pregnant, that devious tiny midget will pay for this…

  2. Ultra Boris says:

    I agree fag, pay him back by giving him Mastodon´s first two albums. You will kill him by boredom or at least reduce his IQ to near retardedness which is about what you need to own those two albums in the first place.

  3. Juggalo Homie 14/88 says:

    Yo homies. black metal is cool. But ya’ll should check out these horrorcore videos! Horrorcore is the logical continuation of black and death metal, it’s blasphemous raw and evil. If you can’t handle these videos then I doubt you’re a true aryan warrior of evil! 14/88 Whoop whoop! MMFWCL!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY-JOD3P_Bw
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtYreI0Rt04
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtMyeBDVwfg

  4. Princess of Cock says:

    I keep telling you guys that Mastodon is real metal music but yall keep rejecting that fact! Why? Why can’t I be a hessian too? I like Mastodon because it is great metal and I should be accepted as part as the community you guys have here.

    Why can’t you guys respect my taste in music, why? ¿Why?? You should be nicer to people and realize that you don’t hold a membership to be a hessian. So I am hessian because I think Mastodon is great metal and I don’t care about your insults!

  5. LIFE IS WEIRD says:

    Mastodon guy likes Mastodon’s first two records after he found them on her mom’s car.

    What he does not know, is that his mom enjoys to get gangbanged by black thugs who leave her cunt all creampied and her asshole dripping blood and jizz. Just a normal day in the life of that ugly bitch.

    Unfortunately 15 years ago, Mastodon guy was borne out of a late night gangbang party. Today, Mastodon guy’s life consists of saving money for his sex change and listening to Mastodon’s first two albums. Who would have known aye?

  6. LIFE IS WEIRD says:

    When I was an infant, some crack whore found me a dumpster. She raised me to be a whore like her. So here I was, a male toddler sucking cock. When I turned 13, I moved my way up to assplay and a little scraping of the prostate.

    I was arrested at age 15 for stealing copper pipes which I wouldn’t sell but I would stick up my ass. That was painful!….but fun too. Anyway, I found out what happened to my birth mother. She fucked and sucked all the guys from Mastodon and after they were done with the bitch, they slit her throat. Apparently, that’s what real hessians do to women. When I found that out, I tried to kill myself by taking sleeping pills. You see, I’m a coward and hate pain so I want to die the easy way. No guns or a noose, nothing vulgar like that but let me sleep my way into heaven. So beautiful!

    Anyway, any of you faggots want some tight rectum to fuck, I’d be more than happy to oblige. Toodaloo!

  7. tiny midget says:

    Is it true that your mom likes big black dick, huh Mastodon guy? I mean, Princess Of the Cock?

  8. tiny midget says:

    Never mind, don’t answer that. I like Samoan cock in my mouth but white small cock in my ass because my rectum is sensitive.

  9. i see you says:

    That definitely is not tiny midget but the butthurt fag princess of cock who happens to be and idiot that listens to mastodon or maybe because he listens to mastodon he is an idiot!

  10. @ faggot above, i fucked your mom says:

    That’s definitely not tiny midget because the dwarf takes black cock. Anybody who doesn’t like Mastodon is a faggot and poop-scoops with their mouth.

    Wow, you’re one dirty son-of-a-bitch!

  11. Mastodon guy cock lover of jizz says:

    Disregard that I was spooned by a hobo last night in a dark alley and then he rammed his dick up my ass. I’m just sorry he didn’t cum inside. Too bad, my mommy told me to never a drop or jizz go to waste. My old bitch knew her shit straight!

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