Nyearhhhgghh… The turnip-picking proles will never understand the trve blakk arts… Beherit and my trust fund, that’s all that matters to me. Hold on, mom wants me to go eat dinner…
At least ANUS defines what’s worth in the experiences they uphold, I can’t think of another musical direction, or any art, in the last 40 years that actually tried to do be something else that “hey give me a try I’m different”.
If prozak thinks jazz and blues are “retarded”, then he doesn’t really understand a good deal of the metal he likes.
Anus has a kind of selective understanding of song structure that is subservient to the creepier aspects of their worldview, including medieval-Romanticizing and (yes, I’ve read enough here to know) fascism. Everyone here notices this and comes to the conclusion “lol aspergers”, but I think they see music as little more than a mode of self-assurance.
“Hey give me a try I’m different” is a crappy attitude because it lends itself toward shallow novelty, but “don’t try this because it’s different and therefore modern and liberal” is even worse.
They priviledge simple structures that sums up to “clutch at your beliefs while the world around you crumbles to pieces”, and other anti-postmodern points that are valid – and in general that’s good.
The fascism I could dispense with, but if you know another site with better politics and music reviews of a comparable quality, let me know.
Despite the mass of turnip-picking proles (hur hur) giving the OK to bad commercial music, there are also plenty of people reviewing music they understand and are qualified to comment on! Amazon reviews are actually really helpful for classical records, which anus doesn’t say anything about besides “classical is good”, hmm.
they probably know theres plenty of classical reviews on the interbutts that actually talk about the music, metal had pretty much none of that before this site.
Guys, I need some input on some lyrics I’ve been working on. As you can see, the lyrics are about the noble art of war and worship to the god of war Ares.
Curse them! Suromatae,
Pitiless slaughterers
Routed we stand
At the edge of oblivion
Ares – Bringer of Death
Warlord, God of our ancient enemy
Send your fiery hosts to visit
Death upon our foe
Ares… Guide my blade to terrible victory!
Ares… Send my arrows to pierce their hearts!
Fearless, we face our end
With cold indifference
Mounted, two bodies one
We kill in harmony
Flay them!
Cast their bodies to winged predators,
Earthly scavengers take their heads and mount them
In the splendour of your hall
Ares… Guide my blade to terrible victory!
Ares… Send my arrows to pierce their hearts!
Leave regrets behind me,
Travel with the wind,
My enemies surround me…
With final words I cry:
I’ll return to ash and dust!
Come lead your bastard herd to die
In mercy do I trust!
Lift our bows towards the Gods
We care not if we die!
Hades fills with weaker men
Our killing bows did send…
Cohorts here are gathered
In gold and shimmering scale
Our enemies before us
Their slanted faces cold and pale
Earth! Swallow them before us
Sky! Make our serpents fly
War! Grant their army malediction
Falcons! Take us skyward as we fall
Ares… Guide my blade to terrible victory!
Ares… Grant them misery, hell for eternity
Engram sucked. No amount of waxing philosophical about ancient cities can change the fact it was full of weak Bathory worship and has a 15 minute song that goes absolutely nowhere.
I used to be smart. But then I suffered brain damage from metal culture, headbanging, moshing and depriving myself of stimulation by sitting in my room all day listening to and downloading metal. Now I’m trying to recover.
reading is a negative influence on you. best to discard books for the garbage they are says:
I did not rip off Amon Amarth and it is insulting you suggest so. The song is from the point of view of a Scythian – an extinct race of noble warriors that worshiped Ares as the most important god. The rest was inspired by my many years of horseback riding and sword training in the forests.
>Because the two groups are not mutually exclusive.
Yes they are, dude. Someone constantly pumping their head with noise and images of fantasy death and decay probably is going to be too distracted by that or have his train of thought always get caught by that instead of thinking of better or nobler things. We are creatures of habit. Your character is the manifestation of what you preoccupy your mind with. If every day you think about killing yourself, it’s only a matter of time until you actually do it. Imagine instead if you were thinking about how to make that start-up enterprise happen.
It’s not so black & white. For some people, venting by dwelling in that mindset in a safe way can be a way to stay positive. You don’t tell people not to cry because they’re a creature of habit and will keep crying their entire life.
Do you also think people who play violent video games will obviously shoot up their school/workplace?
Fringe art tends to dwell on the extreme. Why does gangsta rap deal with violence and misogyny? Why does industrial music fetishize fascism? Some people are well-rounded enough not only to be able to observe expressions of themes like this without subscribing to any self-destructive ideology, but to have plenty of positive music to fall back on too.
Yes you gay questioner, go back to watching the teletubbies. Stick a big banana up your rectum and walk like that wherever you go until it melts in your anus. Think of constructive nobler things while youre at it ok jew fuck?
“Someone constantly pumping their head with noise and images of fantasy death and decay probably is going to be too distracted by that or have his train of thought always get caught by that instead of thinking of better or nobler things.”
Wow…a lot of undefended empirical assumptions ya got there, buddy. Care to defend *any* of them with actual evidence?
“If every day you think about killing yourself, it’s only a matter of time until you actually do it.”
Huh, ok. So first we’re supposed to swallow the assumption that consumption of metal music is in any significant way analogous to thinking about killing yourself everyday, and then we’re supposed to swallow the further assumption that consumption of this kind of music has the sort of long run effects you think it does. It would be nice if for once you could produce some actual empirical evidence to back up your claims about metal listeners. Nobody needs to be convinced by lazy, armchair psychology.
When a nutcase goes berserk and murders his schoolmates we often get informations on the video games he liked (FPS almost ever), and sometimes the movies, but it’s been a long time AFAIK since a murder has been linked to metal music (I mean listeners not scandinavian musicians), Does anyone have datas on that ?
totally nighilistik mizcanthropian bauce wit da sauze says:
SO TODAY I WAS IN A GED CLASS TAKING A PRE TEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO SNEEZE BUT I ACCIDENTALLY HELD IT IN AND LET OUT A FUCKIN’ MAGICKAL DOGFART! AFTER A BREAKFAST OF FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE, THREE BISCUITS WITH SLICED TURKEY ON THEM, AND A PLUM, THAT SHIT WAS RANK AS FUCK AS YOU CAN PROBABLY IMAGINE. SHIT WAS LOUD AS FUCK AND IM SURE EVERYONE HEARD AFTER HAVING THEIR ATTENTION DRAWN IN BY THE PRE-SNEEZE DRAWING BACK, BUT I WASNT EVEN EMBARRASSED! ALL I COULD DO WAS LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF AND TRY TO KEEP COOL, I CANT IMAGINE THE LOOKS ON THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE AROUND ME I DIDNT HAVE THE NERVE TO LOOK AT AFTER THAT! LOL FUCK EM ALL! I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK!
SO TODAY I WAS IN A GED CLASS TAKING A PRE TEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO SNEEZE BUT I ACCIDENTALLY HELD IT IN AND LET OUT A FUCKIN’ MAGICKAL DOGFART! AFTER A BREAKFAST OF FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE, THREE BISCUITS WITH SLICED TURKEY ON THEM, AND A PLUM, THAT SHIT WAS RANK AS FUCK AS YOU CAN PROBABLY IMAGINE. SHIT WAS LOUD AS FUCK AND IM SURE EVERYONE HEARD AFTER HAVING THEIR ATTENTION DRAWN IN BY THE PRE-SNEEZE DRAWING BACK, BUT I WASNT EVEN EMBARRASSED! ALL I COULD DO WAS LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF AND TRY TO KEEP COOL, I CANT IMAGINE THE LOOKS ON THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE AROUND ME I DIDNT HAVE THE NERVE TO LOOK AT AFTER THAT! LOL FUCK EM ALL! I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK!
SO TODAY I WAS IN A GED CLASS TAKING A PRE TEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO SNEEZE BUT I ACCIDENTALLY HELD IT IN AND LET OUT A FUCKIN’ MAGICKAL DOGFART! AFTER A BREAKFAST OF FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE, THREE BISCUITS WITH SLICED TURKEY ON THEM, AND A PLUM, THAT SHIT WAS RANK AS FUCK AS YOU CAN PROBABLY IMAGINE. SHIT WAS LOUD AS FUCK AND IM SURE EVERYONE HEARD AFTER HAVING THEIR ATTENTION DRAWN IN BY THE PRE-SNEEZE DRAWING BACK, BUT I WASNT EVEN EMBARRASSED! ALL I COULD DO WAS LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF AND TRY TO KEEP COOL, I CANT IMAGINE THE LOOKS ON THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE AROUND ME I DIDNT HAVE THE NERVE TO LOOK AT AFTER THAT! LOL FUCK EM ALL! I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK!
“Hey give me a try I’m different” is a crappy attitude because it lends itself toward shallow novelty, but “don’t try this because it’s different and therefore modern and liberal” is even worse.
If you really think this false dilemma fallacy applies here, you’re dumb as a rock or totally dishonest.
first i was like wtf is TIREHEB
then i was like “fuckin aspies man”
>the unity of the primal/savage and the introspective/cosmic
So in other words, a butthurt, angry aspie.
Holy crap!!!! I just realized that TIREHEB is BEHERIT BACKWARDS!!!!!
And I allways t thought it wasjust a cool “eviL”word!
What’s with all this shit on Beherit lately? They fucking suck.
You didn’t get something contextually obvious just because it wasn’t totally literal.
The irony: that’s a trait of Aspergers.
so what if the step in between was trying to figure out which album TIREHEB was an anagram for?
aspergers as fuck, or..
Nyearhhhgghh… The turnip-picking proles will never understand the trve blakk arts… Beherit and my trust fund, that’s all that matters to me. Hold on, mom wants me to go eat dinner…
And to normal socially functional people it’s just music that they outgrow when they go on to have lives. Seriously, you aspie knurds bring me down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tXJSey-57s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RSlhNJFohI&ob=av2e
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjSG6z_13-Q&ob=av2e
I still prefer her second album to be honest.
You must be new. Here’s a countdown of her best work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9sNARqZ33k
>And to normal socially functional people it’s just music that they outgrow when they go on to have lives. Seriously, you aspie knurds bring me down.
Once you realize there’s art worth experience from all walks of life, then you’ve “grown up”. Anus hasn’t and you haven’t either.
At least ANUS defines what’s worth in the experiences they uphold, I can’t think of another musical direction, or any art, in the last 40 years that actually tried to do be something else that “hey give me a try I’m different”.
Black haired witches
Bitches with their goats
Black robes and Candles
RITUAL CAN BEGIN
If prozak thinks jazz and blues are “retarded”, then he doesn’t really understand a good deal of the metal he likes.
Anus has a kind of selective understanding of song structure that is subservient to the creepier aspects of their worldview, including medieval-Romanticizing and (yes, I’ve read enough here to know) fascism. Everyone here notices this and comes to the conclusion “lol aspergers”, but I think they see music as little more than a mode of self-assurance.
“Hey give me a try I’m different” is a crappy attitude because it lends itself toward shallow novelty, but “don’t try this because it’s different and therefore modern and liberal” is even worse.
They priviledge simple structures that sums up to “clutch at your beliefs while the world around you crumbles to pieces”, and other anti-postmodern points that are valid – and in general that’s good.
The fascism I could dispense with, but if you know another site with better politics and music reviews of a comparable quality, let me know.
here’s one:
Amazon.com
Despite the mass of turnip-picking proles (hur hur) giving the OK to bad commercial music, there are also plenty of people reviewing music they understand and are qualified to comment on! Amazon reviews are actually really helpful for classical records, which anus doesn’t say anything about besides “classical is good”, hmm.
they probably know theres plenty of classical reviews on the interbutts that actually talk about the music, metal had pretty much none of that before this site.
yep try again, if I have to waste my time looking up hundreds of commenters to find an intresting one, I stay here.
I’m partial to this version, personally:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVw4-hpp96w
What the fuck is this? The Marines are advertising toward Power Metal nerds now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHm8MeNzadQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVzJ2RIlUwE
If your beloved band can’t read music, they are shit.
Ok, you better not listen to The Beatles then, or a ton of world music (much of which doesn’t conform to Eurocentric musical standards).
Guys, I need some input on some lyrics I’ve been working on. As you can see, the lyrics are about the noble art of war and worship to the god of war Ares.
Curse them! Suromatae,
Pitiless slaughterers
Routed we stand
At the edge of oblivion
Ares – Bringer of Death
Warlord, God of our ancient enemy
Send your fiery hosts to visit
Death upon our foe
Ares… Guide my blade to terrible victory!
Ares… Send my arrows to pierce their hearts!
Fearless, we face our end
With cold indifference
Mounted, two bodies one
We kill in harmony
Flay them!
Cast their bodies to winged predators,
Earthly scavengers take their heads and mount them
In the splendour of your hall
Ares… Guide my blade to terrible victory!
Ares… Send my arrows to pierce their hearts!
Leave regrets behind me,
Travel with the wind,
My enemies surround me…
With final words I cry:
I’ll return to ash and dust!
Come lead your bastard herd to die
In mercy do I trust!
Lift our bows towards the Gods
We care not if we die!
Hades fills with weaker men
Our killing bows did send…
Cohorts here are gathered
In gold and shimmering scale
Our enemies before us
Their slanted faces cold and pale
Earth! Swallow them before us
Sky! Make our serpents fly
War! Grant their army malediction
Falcons! Take us skyward as we fall
Ares… Guide my blade to terrible victory!
Ares… Grant them misery, hell for eternity
What do you think?
Ares… accept my apology that I am ripping off Amon Amarth
Ares… and replacing Odinism with Greek theology, in thy name!
Engram sucked. No amount of waxing philosophical about ancient cities can change the fact it was full of weak Bathory worship and has a 15 minute song that goes absolutely nowhere.
>The Beatles
>unable to read music
You best be joking, nigger.
I used to be smart. But then I suffered brain damage from metal culture, headbanging, moshing and depriving myself of stimulation by sitting in my room all day listening to and downloading metal. Now I’m trying to recover.
I used to be happy. But then I learned how to read and eventually learned that there is nothing to be happy about. Now I’m trying to recover.
They couldn’t.
You dumb ‘n gullible.
At least reading doesn’t give you brain damage.
The Beatles sucked and couldn’t read music.
beherit is gay like all niggers
need less rock influences
Sun or solar metal guy is a gay jew.
Why even entertaining thoughts about despair, ugliness, sickness and decay, when instead you could be focusing on constructive, assertive things?
entertain*
I did not rip off Amon Amarth and it is insulting you suggest so. The song is from the point of view of a Scythian – an extinct race of noble warriors that worshiped Ares as the most important god. The rest was inspired by my many years of horseback riding and sword training in the forests.
Because the two groups are not mutually exclusive. Denying the things in the first prevents action in the vein of the second.
“Why even entertaining thoughts about despair, ugliness, sickness and decay, when instead you could be focusing on constructive, assertive things?”
In other words: why can’t metal be nice, waaaaah
>Because the two groups are not mutually exclusive.
Yes they are, dude. Someone constantly pumping their head with noise and images of fantasy death and decay probably is going to be too distracted by that or have his train of thought always get caught by that instead of thinking of better or nobler things. We are creatures of habit. Your character is the manifestation of what you preoccupy your mind with. If every day you think about killing yourself, it’s only a matter of time until you actually do it. Imagine instead if you were thinking about how to make that start-up enterprise happen.
>start-up enterprise
jew bastard detected
actually im that kid from liturgy
problem?
It’s not so black & white. For some people, venting by dwelling in that mindset in a safe way can be a way to stay positive. You don’t tell people not to cry because they’re a creature of habit and will keep crying their entire life.
Do you also think people who play violent video games will obviously shoot up their school/workplace?
Fringe art tends to dwell on the extreme. Why does gangsta rap deal with violence and misogyny? Why does industrial music fetishize fascism? Some people are well-rounded enough not only to be able to observe expressions of themes like this without subscribing to any self-destructive ideology, but to have plenty of positive music to fall back on too.
Also:
“Imagine instead if you were thinking about how to make that start-up enterprise happen.”
Haha, I think your shallow materialism is a little more sick than the comic book violence of a death metal album.
Yes you gay questioner, go back to watching the teletubbies. Stick a big banana up your rectum and walk like that wherever you go until it melts in your anus. Think of constructive nobler things while youre at it ok jew fuck?
Yeah exactly, you’re a gay jew. Get the fuck off, Liturgy sucks bull nuts.
“Someone constantly pumping their head with noise and images of fantasy death and decay probably is going to be too distracted by that or have his train of thought always get caught by that instead of thinking of better or nobler things.”
Wow…a lot of undefended empirical assumptions ya got there, buddy. Care to defend *any* of them with actual evidence?
“If every day you think about killing yourself, it’s only a matter of time until you actually do it.”
Huh, ok. So first we’re supposed to swallow the assumption that consumption of metal music is in any significant way analogous to thinking about killing yourself everyday, and then we’re supposed to swallow the further assumption that consumption of this kind of music has the sort of long run effects you think it does. It would be nice if for once you could produce some actual empirical evidence to back up your claims about metal listeners. Nobody needs to be convinced by lazy, armchair psychology.
When a nutcase goes berserk and murders his schoolmates we often get informations on the video games he liked (FPS almost ever), and sometimes the movies, but it’s been a long time AFAIK since a murder has been linked to metal music (I mean listeners not scandinavian musicians), Does anyone have datas on that ?
SO TODAY I WAS IN A GED CLASS TAKING A PRE TEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO SNEEZE BUT I ACCIDENTALLY HELD IT IN AND LET OUT A FUCKIN’ MAGICKAL DOGFART! AFTER A BREAKFAST OF FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE, THREE BISCUITS WITH SLICED TURKEY ON THEM, AND A PLUM, THAT SHIT WAS RANK AS FUCK AS YOU CAN PROBABLY IMAGINE. SHIT WAS LOUD AS FUCK AND IM SURE EVERYONE HEARD AFTER HAVING THEIR ATTENTION DRAWN IN BY THE PRE-SNEEZE DRAWING BACK, BUT I WASNT EVEN EMBARRASSED! ALL I COULD DO WAS LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF AND TRY TO KEEP COOL, I CANT IMAGINE THE LOOKS ON THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE AROUND ME I DIDNT HAVE THE NERVE TO LOOK AT AFTER THAT! LOL FUCK EM ALL! I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK!
SO TODAY I WAS IN A GED CLASS TAKING A PRE TEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO SNEEZE BUT I ACCIDENTALLY HELD IT IN AND LET OUT A FUCKIN’ MAGICKAL DOGFART! AFTER A BREAKFAST OF FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE, THREE BISCUITS WITH SLICED TURKEY ON THEM, AND A PLUM, THAT SHIT WAS RANK AS FUCK AS YOU CAN PROBABLY IMAGINE. SHIT WAS LOUD AS FUCK AND IM SURE EVERYONE HEARD AFTER HAVING THEIR ATTENTION DRAWN IN BY THE PRE-SNEEZE DRAWING BACK, BUT I WASNT EVEN EMBARRASSED! ALL I COULD DO WAS LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF AND TRY TO KEEP COOL, I CANT IMAGINE THE LOOKS ON THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE AROUND ME I DIDNT HAVE THE NERVE TO LOOK AT AFTER THAT! LOL FUCK EM ALL! I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK!
SO TODAY I WAS IN A GED CLASS TAKING A PRE TEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO SNEEZE BUT I ACCIDENTALLY HELD IT IN AND LET OUT A FUCKIN’ MAGICKAL DOGFART! AFTER A BREAKFAST OF FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE, THREE BISCUITS WITH SLICED TURKEY ON THEM, AND A PLUM, THAT SHIT WAS RANK AS FUCK AS YOU CAN PROBABLY IMAGINE. SHIT WAS LOUD AS FUCK AND IM SURE EVERYONE HEARD AFTER HAVING THEIR ATTENTION DRAWN IN BY THE PRE-SNEEZE DRAWING BACK, BUT I WASNT EVEN EMBARRASSED! ALL I COULD DO WAS LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF AND TRY TO KEEP COOL, I CANT IMAGINE THE LOOKS ON THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE AROUND ME I DIDNT HAVE THE NERVE TO LOOK AT AFTER THAT! LOL FUCK EM ALL! I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK!
“Hey give me a try I’m different” is a crappy attitude because it lends itself toward shallow novelty, but “don’t try this because it’s different and therefore modern and liberal” is even worse.
If you really think this false dilemma fallacy applies here, you’re dumb as a rock or totally dishonest.