Beherit retrospective

What we like about TIREHEB: the unity of the primal/savage and the introspective/cosmic.

0 thoughts on “Beherit retrospective”

  1. lol says:

    first i was like wtf is TIREHEB
    then i was like “fuckin aspies man”

  2. yeah. says:

    >the unity of the primal/savage and the introspective/cosmic

    So in other words, a butthurt, angry aspie.

  3. Asperic says:

    Holy crap!!!! I just realized that TIREHEB is BEHERIT BACKWARDS!!!!!

    And I allways t thought it wasjust a cool “eviL”word!

  4. gay metal ftl says:

    What’s with all this shit on Beherit lately? They fucking suck.

  5. @lol says:

    You didn’t get something contextually obvious just because it wasn’t totally literal.

    The irony: that’s a trait of Aspergers.

  6. @@lol says:

    so what if the step in between was trying to figure out which album TIREHEB was an anagram for?

    aspergers as fuck, or..

  7. dark doomwarrior pr0zak says:

    Nyearhhhgghh… The turnip-picking proles will never understand the trve blakk arts… Beherit and my trust fund, that’s all that matters to me. Hold on, mom wants me to go eat dinner…

  8. Vajazzle Prosack says:

    And to normal socially functional people it’s just music that they outgrow when they go on to have lives. Seriously, you aspie knurds bring me down.

  9. @Miley Cyrus retrospective says:

    You must be new. Here’s a countdown of her best work.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9sNARqZ33k

  10. ffff says:

    >And to normal socially functional people it’s just music that they outgrow when they go on to have lives. Seriously, you aspie knurds bring me down.

    Once you realize there’s art worth experience from all walks of life, then you’ve “grown up”. Anus hasn’t and you haven’t either.

  11. gggg says:

    At least ANUS defines what’s worth in the experiences they uphold, I can’t think of another musical direction, or any art, in the last 40 years that actually tried to do be something else that “hey give me a try I’m different”.

  12. Alpha Demon says:

    Black haired witches
    Bitches with their goats
    Black robes and Candles
    RITUAL CAN BEGIN

  13. ffff says:

    If prozak thinks jazz and blues are “retarded”, then he doesn’t really understand a good deal of the metal he likes.

    Anus has a kind of selective understanding of song structure that is subservient to the creepier aspects of their worldview, including medieval-Romanticizing and (yes, I’ve read enough here to know) fascism. Everyone here notices this and comes to the conclusion “lol aspergers”, but I think they see music as little more than a mode of self-assurance.

    “Hey give me a try I’m different” is a crappy attitude because it lends itself toward shallow novelty, but “don’t try this because it’s different and therefore modern and liberal” is even worse.

  14. gggg says:

    They priviledge simple structures that sums up to “clutch at your beliefs while the world around you crumbles to pieces”, and other anti-postmodern points that are valid – and in general that’s good.

    The fascism I could dispense with, but if you know another site with better politics and music reviews of a comparable quality, let me know.

  15. fartz says:

    here’s one:

    Amazon.com

    Despite the mass of turnip-picking proles (hur hur) giving the OK to bad commercial music, there are also plenty of people reviewing music they understand and are qualified to comment on! Amazon reviews are actually really helpful for classical records, which anus doesn’t say anything about besides “classical is good”, hmm.

  16. @fartz says:

    they probably know theres plenty of classical reviews on the interbutts that actually talk about the music, metal had pretty much none of that before this site.

  17. another @fartz says:

    yep try again, if I have to waste my time looking up hundreds of commenters to find an intresting one, I stay here.

  18. @Miley Cyrus fans says:

    I’m partial to this version, personally:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVw4-hpp96w

  19. USMC says:

    What the fuck is this? The Marines are advertising toward Power Metal nerds now?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHm8MeNzadQ

  20. simple litmus test says:

    If your beloved band can’t read music, they are shit.

  21. @simple litmus test says:

    Ok, you better not listen to The Beatles then, or a ton of world music (much of which doesn’t conform to Eurocentric musical standards).

  22. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Guys, I need some input on some lyrics I’ve been working on. As you can see, the lyrics are about the noble art of war and worship to the god of war Ares.

    Curse them! Suromatae,
    Pitiless slaughterers
    Routed we stand
    At the edge of oblivion

    Ares – Bringer of Death
    Warlord, God of our ancient enemy
    Send your fiery hosts to visit
    Death upon our foe

    Ares… Guide my blade to terrible victory!
    Ares… Send my arrows to pierce their hearts!

    Fearless, we face our end
    With cold indifference
    Mounted, two bodies one
    We kill in harmony

    Flay them!
    Cast their bodies to winged predators,
    Earthly scavengers take their heads and mount them
    In the splendour of your hall

    Ares… Guide my blade to terrible victory!
    Ares… Send my arrows to pierce their hearts!

    Leave regrets behind me,
    Travel with the wind,
    My enemies surround me…
    With final words I cry:
    I’ll return to ash and dust!
    Come lead your bastard herd to die
    In mercy do I trust!

    Lift our bows towards the Gods
    We care not if we die!
    Hades fills with weaker men
    Our killing bows did send…
    Cohorts here are gathered
    In gold and shimmering scale
    Our enemies before us
    Their slanted faces cold and pale

    Earth! Swallow them before us
    Sky! Make our serpents fly
    War! Grant their army malediction
    Falcons! Take us skyward as we fall

    Ares… Guide my blade to terrible victory!
    Ares… Grant them misery, hell for eternity

    What do you think?

  23. this as a bridge says:

    Ares… accept my apology that I am ripping off Amon Amarth
    Ares… and replacing Odinism with Greek theology, in thy name!

  24. truth says:

    Engram sucked. No amount of waxing philosophical about ancient cities can change the fact it was full of weak Bathory worship and has a 15 minute song that goes absolutely nowhere.

  25. ha says:

    >The Beatles
    >unable to read music

    You best be joking, nigger.

  26. metal is a negative influence on you. best to discard it for the garbage it is. says:

    I used to be smart. But then I suffered brain damage from metal culture, headbanging, moshing and depriving myself of stimulation by sitting in my room all day listening to and downloading metal. Now I’m trying to recover.

  27. reading is a negative influence on you. best to discard books for the garbage they are says:

    I used to be happy. But then I learned how to read and eventually learned that there is nothing to be happy about. Now I’m trying to recover.

  28. @ha says:

    They couldn’t.

    You dumb ‘n gullible.

  29. metal is gay says:

    At least reading doesn’t give you brain damage.

  30. truth says:

    The Beatles sucked and couldn’t read music.

  31. sun or solar metal guy says:

    beherit is gay like all niggers

  32. i want asperger says:

    need less rock influences

  33. Beherit metal guy says:

    Sun or solar metal guy is a gay jew.

  34. a question to the death & black metal guys says:

    Why even entertaining thoughts about despair, ugliness, sickness and decay, when instead you could be focusing on constructive, assertive things?

  35. even says:

    entertain*

  36. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    I did not rip off Amon Amarth and it is insulting you suggest so. The song is from the point of view of a Scythian – an extinct race of noble warriors that worshiped Ares as the most important god. The rest was inspired by my many years of horseback riding and sword training in the forests.

  37. @a question says:

    Because the two groups are not mutually exclusive. Denying the things in the first prevents action in the vein of the second.

  38. fffff says:

    “Why even entertaining thoughts about despair, ugliness, sickness and decay, when instead you could be focusing on constructive, assertive things?”

    In other words: why can’t metal be nice, waaaaah

  39. questioner says:

    >Because the two groups are not mutually exclusive.

    Yes they are, dude. Someone constantly pumping their head with noise and images of fantasy death and decay probably is going to be too distracted by that or have his train of thought always get caught by that instead of thinking of better or nobler things. We are creatures of habit. Your character is the manifestation of what you preoccupy your mind with. If every day you think about killing yourself, it’s only a matter of time until you actually do it. Imagine instead if you were thinking about how to make that start-up enterprise happen.

  40. lol says:

    >start-up enterprise

    jew bastard detected

  41. sun or solar metal guy @Beherit metal guy says:

    actually im that kid from liturgy

    problem?

  42. @questioner says:

    It’s not so black & white. For some people, venting by dwelling in that mindset in a safe way can be a way to stay positive. You don’t tell people not to cry because they’re a creature of habit and will keep crying their entire life.

    Do you also think people who play violent video games will obviously shoot up their school/workplace?

    Fringe art tends to dwell on the extreme. Why does gangsta rap deal with violence and misogyny? Why does industrial music fetishize fascism? Some people are well-rounded enough not only to be able to observe expressions of themes like this without subscribing to any self-destructive ideology, but to have plenty of positive music to fall back on too.

  43. also says:

    Also:

    “Imagine instead if you were thinking about how to make that start-up enterprise happen.”

    Haha, I think your shallow materialism is a little more sick than the comic book violence of a death metal album.

  44. I second also says:

    Yes you gay questioner, go back to watching the teletubbies. Stick a big banana up your rectum and walk like that wherever you go until it melts in your anus. Think of constructive nobler things while youre at it ok jew fuck?

  45. @sun or solar metal guy says:

    Yeah exactly, you’re a gay jew. Get the fuck off, Liturgy sucks bull nuts.

  46. barbecue meat games with your pep pep says:

    “Someone constantly pumping their head with noise and images of fantasy death and decay probably is going to be too distracted by that or have his train of thought always get caught by that instead of thinking of better or nobler things.”

    Wow…a lot of undefended empirical assumptions ya got there, buddy. Care to defend *any* of them with actual evidence?

    “If every day you think about killing yourself, it’s only a matter of time until you actually do it.”

    Huh, ok. So first we’re supposed to swallow the assumption that consumption of metal music is in any significant way analogous to thinking about killing yourself everyday, and then we’re supposed to swallow the further assumption that consumption of this kind of music has the sort of long run effects you think it does. It would be nice if for once you could produce some actual empirical evidence to back up your claims about metal listeners. Nobody needs to be convinced by lazy, armchair psychology.

  47. attempt at constructive debate says:

    When a nutcase goes berserk and murders his schoolmates we often get informations on the video games he liked (FPS almost ever), and sometimes the movies, but it’s been a long time AFAIK since a murder has been linked to metal music (I mean listeners not scandinavian musicians), Does anyone have datas on that ?

  48. totally nighilistik mizcanthropian bauce wit da sauze says:

    SO TODAY I WAS IN A GED CLASS TAKING A PRE TEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO SNEEZE BUT I ACCIDENTALLY HELD IT IN AND LET OUT A FUCKIN’ MAGICKAL DOGFART! AFTER A BREAKFAST OF FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE, THREE BISCUITS WITH SLICED TURKEY ON THEM, AND A PLUM, THAT SHIT WAS RANK AS FUCK AS YOU CAN PROBABLY IMAGINE. SHIT WAS LOUD AS FUCK AND IM SURE EVERYONE HEARD AFTER HAVING THEIR ATTENTION DRAWN IN BY THE PRE-SNEEZE DRAWING BACK, BUT I WASNT EVEN EMBARRASSED! ALL I COULD DO WAS LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF AND TRY TO KEEP COOL, I CANT IMAGINE THE LOOKS ON THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE AROUND ME I DIDNT HAVE THE NERVE TO LOOK AT AFTER THAT! LOL FUCK EM ALL! I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK!

  49. JuggaloHomie14/88 says:

    SO TODAY I WAS IN A GED CLASS TAKING A PRE TEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO SNEEZE BUT I ACCIDENTALLY HELD IT IN AND LET OUT A FUCKIN’ MAGICKAL DOGFART! AFTER A BREAKFAST OF FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE, THREE BISCUITS WITH SLICED TURKEY ON THEM, AND A PLUM, THAT SHIT WAS RANK AS FUCK AS YOU CAN PROBABLY IMAGINE. SHIT WAS LOUD AS FUCK AND IM SURE EVERYONE HEARD AFTER HAVING THEIR ATTENTION DRAWN IN BY THE PRE-SNEEZE DRAWING BACK, BUT I WASNT EVEN EMBARRASSED! ALL I COULD DO WAS LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF AND TRY TO KEEP COOL, I CANT IMAGINE THE LOOKS ON THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE AROUND ME I DIDNT HAVE THE NERVE TO LOOK AT AFTER THAT! LOL FUCK EM ALL! I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK!

  50. Mastodon guy says:

    SO TODAY I WAS IN A GED CLASS TAKING A PRE TEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO SNEEZE BUT I ACCIDENTALLY HELD IT IN AND LET OUT A FUCKIN’ MAGICKAL DOGFART! AFTER A BREAKFAST OF FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE, THREE BISCUITS WITH SLICED TURKEY ON THEM, AND A PLUM, THAT SHIT WAS RANK AS FUCK AS YOU CAN PROBABLY IMAGINE. SHIT WAS LOUD AS FUCK AND IM SURE EVERYONE HEARD AFTER HAVING THEIR ATTENTION DRAWN IN BY THE PRE-SNEEZE DRAWING BACK, BUT I WASNT EVEN EMBARRASSED! ALL I COULD DO WAS LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF AND TRY TO KEEP COOL, I CANT IMAGINE THE LOOKS ON THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE AROUND ME I DIDNT HAVE THE NERVE TO LOOK AT AFTER THAT! LOL FUCK EM ALL! I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK!

  51. Vajazzle Prosack says:

    “Hey give me a try I’m different” is a crappy attitude because it lends itself toward shallow novelty, but “don’t try this because it’s different and therefore modern and liberal” is even worse.

    If you really think this false dilemma fallacy applies here, you’re dumb as a rock or totally dishonest.

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