38 thoughts on “Beherit North American Tour 2025”

  1. Endomorph says:

    9.25 ………………………… Mar-a-Lago

    1. This would be the event of the century, especially if Demilich and Graveland open.

      1. According to most recent stats, I am responsible for 7.14% of the comments on this site. Neat.

        1. Korn Flake says:

          As “Brett Stevens”?

        2. Penny, NH says:

          OMG OMG OMG selling this data will give me at least CN¥500 and a sturdy dog cooker!

          1. Here they have street carts that sell dog meat. I assume that is why the local pounds are saving money.

  2. Jesus is King says:

    Thank you, President Trump.

    1. Metal thrives under Republican administrations. It gives us some Christianity to rebel against, and the xoids always react with such panicked vitriol that the metalheads-versus-Abrahamists drama becomes good cinema. I agree with the other guy however in that metal needs to adopt the “(four) weeds from the same root” and condemn Christianity, Islam, Judaism, and Zoroastrianism specifically and metaphysical dualism specifically.

      Blame Descartes:

      I will, nevertheless, make an effort, and try anew the same path on which I had entered yesterday, that is, proceed by casting aside all that admits of the slightest doubt, not less than if I had discovered it to be absolutely false; and I will continue always in this track until I shall find something that is certain, or at least, if I can do nothing more, until I shall know with certainty that there is nothing certain. Archimedes, that he might transport the entire globe from the place it occupied to another, demanded only a point that was firm and immovable; so, also, I shall be entitled to entertain the highest expectations, if I am fortunate enough to discover only one thing that is certain and indubitable.

      I suppose, accordingly, that all the things which I see are false (fictitious); I believe that none of those objects which my fallacious memory represents ever existed; I suppose that I possess no senses; I believe that body, figure, extension, motion, and place are merely fictions of my mind. What is there, then, that can be esteemed true? Perhaps this only, that there is absolutely nothing certain.

      …Doubtless, then, I exist, since I am deceived; and, let him deceive me as he may, he can never bring it about that I am nothing, so long as I shall be conscious that I am something. So that it must, in fine, be maintained, all things being maturely and carefully considered, that this proposition (pronunciatum) I am, I exist, is necessarily true each time it is expressed by me or conceived in my mind.

      …But what is the piece of wax that can be perceived only by the mind? It is certainly the same which I see, touch, imagine; and, in fine, it is the same which, from the beginning, I believed it to be. But (and this it is important to observe) the perception of it is neither an act of sight, of touch, nor of imagination, …but is simply an intuition (inspectio) of the mind, which may be imperfect and confused, as it formerly was, or very clear and distinct, as it is at present, according as the attention is more or less directed to the elements which it contains, and of which it is composed…

      The neurotic Frenchman here confirms that mind-body dualism is in fact simply solipsism, egotism, and narcissism and evolves into metaphysical dualism in the hands of trace miscegenated people (Arabs, Jews) who want to justify their beliefs. In my view, and in that of Plato, mind is an expression of body which is an expression of a larger set of causes, with our bodies being the effect and our souls the observers.

      Yep, so sue me, I’m religious. Just not Abrahamist, and never will I fall into the pacifistic morality of the Arab and Jew. Nor the impassive solipsism of the Buddhist. I have a soft spot for Hindus and Norse or Greco-Roman pagans of course, but Evola’s warning on the neopagans (spoiler: they’re just disguised xoids) is on point.

      1. Descartes's ghost probably says:

        How can you be sure of that?

        1. Analysis. See the other blog or book two.

          1. frittas says:

            I’m still waiting for the death metal book.

          2. Descartes's ghost probably says:

            And if you’d summarize it into something a little bit more than one word and a lot less than 100,000 words? Thanks!

  3. President Trump says:

    Every self important scenester, aged and retarded zoomer will show up for a mass orgy of selfies and social media posts. How many failed local musicians or grade z black metal bass players will show up desperately trying to get a selfie with their arms around or on NHV to make it seem like they’re close friends, or their shitty band was recognized by Beherit as equals, a desperate unfulfilled fantasy on public display? The potential for social media likes and engagement is higher on the priorities than the actual Beherit performance itself. Well at least an actual good band is popular enough to tour and sell tshirts, I’ll be at the Houston show, not taking any pics at all since everyone will have their fucking phones way up in the air the entire time, because this is sacred black metal, are you going Brett?

    1. Big point is: black metal got burned down by two groups, the emo hipster eggheads (analogous to liberals) and the funderground football blockheads (analogous to conservatives) who wanted Late Hardcore and Blackmetal Disneyland, respectively. Since these groups were more numerous than actual fans, they absorbed the population in the same way that mass revolt clobbers elites even before the Revolutions start. It is easy to be a hipster or tryhard, and so these groups swelled, trying to participate in the wealth of cachet created by black metal, sort of like Mexican and Vietnamese immigrants to the USA trying to hitch their lanyard to the money wagon. A bureaucracy sprang up around it, consisting of wankers with group blogs and an industry that specializes in quantity-over-quality, driven by the need of its employees to build careers in this innovative new growth field for the pocket of time until AI takes over writing K-pop with guitars and rapping to keep the herd occupied. So we are in occupied territory as usual, but now it is also occupied by the Herd. I aim to be at the Houston or Austin shows depending on boring tedious ghey real-world adult shit (I am a supervisor at a nuclear power plant now, and if someone trips over a control rod, I will have to be there).

      1. Safety Last says:

        Just “do a Dyatlov” and return to the show, comrade.

      2. Terri Schiavo says:

        I guess if you skip out on work and the Texas power grid collapses we’ll all know exactly who to blame: Beherit.

        But a relatively obscure black metal/electronica band from Eastern Europe was bound to interfere with U.S. infrastructure in a roundabout way at some point, so there’s really no sense in finger pointing.

        At any rate, hopefully they get good turnouts and the shows are stellar.

        1. At this point, democracy has so shat the bed that I imagine that access to the United States of Abrahamism’s power grid is sold on crypto markets.

          1. Magic Johnson says:

            “Electric Doom Synthesis” (awesome album title by the way) now potentially sums up the U.S. energy policy. Who wudda thought.

            All kidding aside, I think it is kind of cool (or has the potential to be) when bands occasionally re-examine their material and then begin re-imagining what they came up with in the first place. Morbid Angel was good at that for a while. I’m not a big fan of them, but The Cure also did a great re-do of “A Forest” for a live album way back when, where what is a punkish song was turned into more of a dirge.

            Just a random thought that I hope is at least tangentially related to the topic.

            1. I had high hopes for the Laibach remixes to become a thing. You are onto something however. Bands tire of their material, but reinterpreting it lets them keep the songs alive. Sort of like the Judas Priest cover of “Diamonds and Rust.”

      3. Dudley Diddlesworth says:

        “Big point is: black metal got burned down by two groups, the emo hipster eggheads (analogous to liberals) and the funderground football blockheads (analogous to conservatives) who wanted Late Hardcore and Blackmetal Disneyland, respectively.”

        Agreed. If I may amplify this point, I would say that death metal suffered the same affliction which lead to a similar demise.

  4. MSNBC sucks Rachel maddow should be raped strangled cimmed on thrown in a wood chipper and cloned for further sodomy says:

    Rodney Alcala sucks

    Wasp like Dahmer are the real naggaz dawg lololol

    Brett u agree?

    Spics are

    Annoying
    Work to hard when they will never be white
    Undermine blacks
    Annoying with the music blasting all the time rap salsa mariachi shit
    Smile too much

    All japs at least have mighty anime and ninjas to look proudly upon haha

    Not guacamole hahaha

    Hey what’s worse a spics wasp or a dago wasp but also a black Hawaiian wasp

    Which one really sucks hahaha

    And black Hawaiian dykes unite to:

    The kronosaurus prime Korn flakes Zilla rap metal police
    The dakosaurus prime deathmetalgangsta rapzilla police
    The cryptoclidus prime raprockzilla cartoon metal clay animated police
    The nothosaurus prime ninja death metal rap Zilla police
    The schizocutionerzilla copraprocking Seismosaurus prime police
    The hainosaurus prime raprockzilla horror metal hip-hop hydrorion police
    The vehicular manslaughter mosasaur metal rapzilla police
    The sharkcop shastasaurus prime raprockzilla swedish death metal Hawaiian pizza police
    The sfpd styracosaurus primeraprockzilla satanic death metal stegosaur smilodon simolestes
    The belodon blackhawaiianraprockzilla brimosaurus prime metal vulture brontosaur police
    The galt gnatomortis prime raprockzilla ghost rider metal grim reaper police
    The iguanodon itchtyosaurusprimeraprockzilla industrial death metal flying insect police
    The emt elasmosaurusprimeraprockzilla egyptiandeathmetal evil cicada police

    And the madcopz mauisaurus prime raprockzilla medieval metal murder hornets

    Only blacks can do raprock you light skinned fucks

    Anyone think hot dykes could pull this off?

    Black Hawaiian jew dykes?

    1. Rodney Alcala was a nightmare human. I have a soft spot for Jack the Ripper, Gary Leon Ridgway, and Jeff Dahmer because they were ultimately eugenic in what they achieved.

    2. For those not up on their serial killer lore, a little bit about Rodney James Alcala:

      Rodney James Alcala (born August 23, 1943) is a convicted rapist and serial killer who was sentenced to death in California in 2010 for five murders committed between 1977 and 1979, and is thought to be responsible for others.

      He is sometimes labeled the “Dating Game Killer” due to his 1978 appearance on the American television show The Dating Game in the very midst of his murder spree.

      Alcala is also notable for exceptional demonstrations of cruelty: Prosecutors say he “toyed” with his victims, strangling them until they lost consciousness, then waiting until they revived, sometimes repeating this process several times before finally killing them.

      You can see the sexual sadist acting absolutely creepy on The Dating Game, where despite winning he managed to scare off his potential partner by being, well, a creepy sexual sadist.

      I’m experimenting with nofollow links today to see if I can get the spambots to fuck off. They’re bugging my ass on X too.

      1. Charmer says:

        He won the dating game? Who were the other contestants, Pol Pot and Chuck Schuldiner?

  5. FearlessIraniansFromHell says:

    DJ Nuclear Holocaust from Finland. EDM and rock-style melodic metal is popular in Nordic welfare states. Developed ‘democratic’ countries deprives the whole world just to let these white people create shit music (excluding Beherit).

    1. End equality, problem solved.

  6. The Ultimate Nigantation says:

    But most importantly, what would you do if there was an Anal Rapist on the loose?

    1. Anal Rapist, burning bright,
      In the alleys of the night;
      What immortal construction,
      Could frame thy raging erection?

      1. Anal Rapist says:

        Here, I am, lube is for pussies!

        1. There is only one keto lubricant, and that is lard or beef tallow. I guess we could use nutria fat as well. For a hobby, I hunt nutria with a .17 Hornady. It makes their tails flop when you blast ’em. Nutria chili is a lot better than I thought, but nutria gumbo is next level.

      2. ¡FIST CHRIST! says:

        Fist Christ!
        Punch his rectum
        Touch his tongue
        Through his colon

  7. Gray says:

    I’m having trouble picking which side to choose, I tend to lean towards right, but then I realize you need wrong in life to make life interesting. I’m stuck in the middle – there’s no way out.

    1. I choose hard realism, which requires a transcendental goal to hold things together. This is essentially Right, but contains a lot of the Left in that it is not based on repetition of past methods unless they achieve part of that transcendental goal. Ancient wisdom now forgotten.

  8. Anal rapist says:

    There’s not enough praise for Velvet Acid Christ, I mean, just listen to “pretty toy”, this is some psychotic goth genius. Expand your damn horizon or be stuck in mediocrity forevermore…

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