Nature is healing. Beherit will be touring North America — New Yawk, Houston, Chitcago, Denver, Portland, probably SF, Los Angeles, and Mexico City — in 2025, delivering to black metal fans the resurgence of ancient spirit and sci-fi futurism that the genre has always proclaimed.
Update: Beherit / Imprecation / Morbosidad / Unholier / True Iron Will tickets on sale now.
Tags: beherit, Black Metal, shows
9.25 ………………………… Mar-a-Lago
This would be the event of the century, especially if Demilich and Graveland open.
According to most recent stats, I am responsible for 7.14% of the comments on this site. Neat.
As “Brett Stevens”?
OMG OMG OMG selling this data will give me at least CN¥500 and a sturdy dog cooker!
Here they have street carts that sell dog meat. I assume that is why the local pounds are saving money.
Thank you, President Trump.
Metal thrives under Republican administrations. It gives us some Christianity to rebel against, and the xoids always react with such panicked vitriol that the metalheads-versus-Abrahamists drama becomes good cinema. I agree with the other guy however in that metal needs to adopt the “(four) weeds from the same root” and condemn Christianity, Islam, Judaism, and Zoroastrianism specifically and metaphysical dualism specifically.
Blame Descartes:
The neurotic Frenchman here confirms that mind-body dualism is in fact simply solipsism, egotism, and narcissism and evolves into metaphysical dualism in the hands of trace miscegenated people (Arabs, Jews) who want to justify their beliefs. In my view, and in that of Plato, mind is an expression of body which is an expression of a larger set of causes, with our bodies being the effect and our souls the observers.
Yep, so sue me, I’m religious. Just not Abrahamist, and never will I fall into the pacifistic morality of the Arab and Jew. Nor the impassive solipsism of the Buddhist. I have a soft spot for Hindus and Norse or Greco-Roman pagans of course, but Evola’s warning on the neopagans (spoiler: they’re just disguised xoids) is on point.
How can you be sure of that?
Analysis. See the other blog or book two.
I’m still waiting for the death metal book.
…good point.
And if you’d summarize it into something a little bit more than one word and a lot less than 100,000 words? Thanks!
Observation+.
Every self important scenester, aged and retarded zoomer will show up for a mass orgy of selfies and social media posts. How many failed local musicians or grade z black metal bass players will show up desperately trying to get a selfie with their arms around or on NHV to make it seem like they’re close friends, or their shitty band was recognized by Beherit as equals, a desperate unfulfilled fantasy on public display? The potential for social media likes and engagement is higher on the priorities than the actual Beherit performance itself. Well at least an actual good band is popular enough to tour and sell tshirts, I’ll be at the Houston show, not taking any pics at all since everyone will have their fucking phones way up in the air the entire time, because this is sacred black metal, are you going Brett?
Big point is: black metal got burned down by two groups, the emo hipster eggheads (analogous to liberals) and the funderground football blockheads (analogous to conservatives) who wanted Late Hardcore and Blackmetal Disneyland, respectively. Since these groups were more numerous than actual fans, they absorbed the population in the same way that mass revolt clobbers elites even before the Revolutions start. It is easy to be a hipster or tryhard, and so these groups swelled, trying to participate in the wealth of cachet created by black metal, sort of like Mexican and Vietnamese immigrants to the USA trying to hitch their lanyard to the money wagon. A bureaucracy sprang up around it, consisting of wankers with group blogs and an industry that specializes in quantity-over-quality, driven by the need of its employees to build careers in this innovative new growth field for the pocket of time until AI takes over writing K-pop with guitars and rapping to keep the herd occupied. So we are in occupied territory as usual, but now it is also occupied by the Herd. I aim to be at the Houston or Austin shows depending on boring tedious ghey real-world adult shit (I am a supervisor at a nuclear power plant now, and if someone trips over a control rod, I will have to be there).
Just “do a Dyatlov” and return to the show, comrade.
Ze show?
I guess if you skip out on work and the Texas power grid collapses we’ll all know exactly who to blame: Beherit.
But a relatively obscure black metal/electronica band from Eastern Europe was bound to interfere with U.S. infrastructure in a roundabout way at some point, so there’s really no sense in finger pointing.
At any rate, hopefully they get good turnouts and the shows are stellar.
At this point, democracy has so shat the bed that I imagine that access to the United States of Abrahamism’s power grid is sold on crypto markets.
“Electric Doom Synthesis” (awesome album title by the way) now potentially sums up the U.S. energy policy. Who wudda thought.
All kidding aside, I think it is kind of cool (or has the potential to be) when bands occasionally re-examine their material and then begin re-imagining what they came up with in the first place. Morbid Angel was good at that for a while. I’m not a big fan of them, but The Cure also did a great re-do of “A Forest” for a live album way back when, where what is a punkish song was turned into more of a dirge.
Just a random thought that I hope is at least tangentially related to the topic.
I had high hopes for the Laibach remixes to become a thing. You are onto something however. Bands tire of their material, but reinterpreting it lets them keep the songs alive. Sort of like the Judas Priest cover of “Diamonds and Rust.”
“Big point is: black metal got burned down by two groups, the emo hipster eggheads (analogous to liberals) and the funderground football blockheads (analogous to conservatives) who wanted Late Hardcore and Blackmetal Disneyland, respectively.”
Agreed. If I may amplify this point, I would say that death metal suffered the same affliction which lead to a similar demise.
Rodney Alcala sucks
Wasp like Dahmer are the real naggaz dawg lololol
Brett u agree?
Spics are
Annoying
Work to hard when they will never be white
Undermine blacks
Annoying with the music blasting all the time rap salsa mariachi shit
Smile too much
All japs at least have mighty anime and ninjas to look proudly upon haha
Not guacamole hahaha
Hey what’s worse a spics wasp or a dago wasp but also a black Hawaiian wasp
Which one really sucks hahaha
And black Hawaiian dykes unite to:
The kronosaurus prime Korn flakes Zilla rap metal police
The dakosaurus prime deathmetalgangsta rapzilla police
The cryptoclidus prime raprockzilla cartoon metal clay animated police
The nothosaurus prime ninja death metal rap Zilla police
The schizocutionerzilla copraprocking Seismosaurus prime police
The hainosaurus prime raprockzilla horror metal hip-hop hydrorion police
The vehicular manslaughter mosasaur metal rapzilla police
The sharkcop shastasaurus prime raprockzilla swedish death metal Hawaiian pizza police
The sfpd styracosaurus primeraprockzilla satanic death metal stegosaur smilodon simolestes
The belodon blackhawaiianraprockzilla brimosaurus prime metal vulture brontosaur police
The galt gnatomortis prime raprockzilla ghost rider metal grim reaper police
The iguanodon itchtyosaurusprimeraprockzilla industrial death metal flying insect police
The emt elasmosaurusprimeraprockzilla egyptiandeathmetal evil cicada police
And the madcopz mauisaurus prime raprockzilla medieval metal murder hornets
Only blacks can do raprock you light skinned fucks
Anyone think hot dykes could pull this off?
Black Hawaiian jew dykes?
Rodney Alcala was a nightmare human. I have a soft spot for Jack the Ripper, Gary Leon Ridgway, and Jeff Dahmer because they were ultimately eugenic in what they achieved.
For those not up on their serial killer lore, a little bit about Rodney James Alcala:
You can see the sexual sadist acting absolutely creepy on The Dating Game, where despite winning he managed to scare off his potential partner by being, well, a creepy sexual sadist.
I’m experimenting with nofollow links today to see if I can get the spambots to fuck off. They’re bugging my ass on X too.
He won the dating game? Who were the other contestants, Pol Pot and Chuck Schuldiner?
DJ Nuclear Holocaust from Finland. EDM and rock-style melodic metal is popular in Nordic welfare states. Developed ‘democratic’ countries deprives the whole world just to let these white people create shit music (excluding Beherit).
End equality, problem solved.
But most importantly, what would you do if there was an Anal Rapist on the loose?
Anal Rapist, burning bright,
In the alleys of the night;
What immortal construction,
Could frame thy raging erection?
Here, I am, lube is for pussies!
There is only one keto lubricant, and that is lard or beef tallow. I guess we could use nutria fat as well. For a hobby, I hunt nutria with a .17 Hornady. It makes their tails flop when you blast ’em. Nutria chili is a lot better than I thought, but nutria gumbo is next level.
Fist Christ!
Punch his rectum
Touch his tongue
Through his colon
I’m having trouble picking which side to choose, I tend to lean towards right, but then I realize you need wrong in life to make life interesting. I’m stuck in the middle – there’s no way out.
I choose hard realism, which requires a transcendental goal to hold things together. This is essentially Right, but contains a lot of the Left in that it is not based on repetition of past methods unless they achieve part of that transcendental goal. Ancient wisdom now forgotten.
There’s not enough praise for Velvet Acid Christ, I mean, just listen to “pretty toy”, this is some psychotic goth genius. Expand your damn horizon or be stuck in mediocrity forevermore…
Labyrinth is getting a sequel 40 years later, from Nosferatu director Robert Eggers NHV for Jareth.