The arch-wizards over at DEATHMETAL.ORG summon forth an article covering the breadth of Finnish underground metal, and cap it off with a hour of music in a compilation of Finnish bands both well-known, and totally unknown.
We are proud to present a sequence of tracks collected by Fenno-American Death Metal connoisseur Benjamin Tianen in tribute to Finland and its strain of artists and conjurers. This compilation of obscure quality Finnish Death Metal is recommended for listening in the twilit hours of day, preferably in rather uninhabited locations as most of Finland is. If there is one teaching one must bring home from Finnish artists and Finnish school of mental exploration, it is that one must not love happiness as much as one loves truth.
Forgotten Death Cults from Finland: an Overview
Includes all the classics: Demigod, Abhorrence, Beherit, Adramelech, Sentenced, Cartilage, Belial, Necropsy, Unholy, Phlegethon, and more.
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Some of the most brooding and deep metal one could hope to listen to. Sometimes I skip school, climb on my roof and get lost to some Depravity.
Yeeeahh, there’s a reason Ensiferum and Finntroll are famous, and these bands aren’t. Sounds like angry high schoolers hitting pans and grunting.
Shut up faggot, it’s true art.
I came to the comments to find the nay-sayers. FUCK YOU! Hey, brutal slayer, think hard about dropping out if you’re in high school and joining the military. Do it early and you won’t have missed much.
Well-curated list. I’ve yet to delve into Finnish death metal (I’ve listen to Ascended and Demilich, but that’s it). Helpful.
Unholy is/was an awesome band. Very underrated in the wake of Skepticism and Thergothon, but I would say that they were just as influential to funeral doom.
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@ a lot of metal is bad
“Yeeeahh, there’s a reason Ensiferum and Finntroll are famous, and these bands aren’t. Sounds like angry high schoolers hitting pans and grunting.”
Yeah there is little fag… those bands you mentioned play rock music disguised as metal. So, fags like you that fake it when it comes to Metal, can pretend they’re into metal too; knowingly or unknowingly… you’re all retarded no0b emo-cunts wishing to be lovingly-fucked in the ass! It’s good you dropped by so somebody like me can tell you the facts straight, see? everyday you learn something!! Now, stupid little faggot, you can quit pretending you once liked metal and dive face-in into the wonderful world of gay-indie-anal slurping pop-rock fecal music all you retarded emofags seem to love! Stick your tiny wiener in your grandpa’s rectum while you’re at it bitch! fuckyou!
Well, someone has a hemmoroid.
Hemorrhoids taste best fried in almond oil and served with a Heineken.
Not as good as “sun” or “solar” metal.
“Sometimes I skip school, climb on my roof and get lost to some Depravity.”
you’re a loser
make something of your life, get a real fucking hobby doing something constructive instead of bumming around
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go back to cleaning toilets, polak faggot
“The arch-wizards”
more like the arch-wiggers
Go sell your little sister into prostitution you liberal Marxist Commie faggot!!!!
@ metal sucks
Yeah like coming to this site and type such a lame dogmatic comment, you sure are doing something constructive with YOUR life,ha ha hahahah ha, you miserable piece of faggot turd.
What’s wrong? Again, the neurotic hipster drag-queens coming here to get abused. You love that don’t you little-cocksucer-anal-bleeding subhuman fag? If you’re looking for cock, look elsewhere you fucking shitstained cunt!