No one doubts that hipsters must die, but first we should thank them for bestowing upon us the resurgence of India Pale Ales. These get beer past the soft drink phase by reducing sweetness and instead dialing up the slightly spicy hops bitterness for a cleanly refreshing beer.
Out of the can, this looks like a typical beer although lighter in color than most. The initial scent provides bright, crisp, and sharp hints of the flavor, suspended somewhere between grapefruit juice, pine nuts, and white wine.
Early sips may be a bit of a shock. Precision conceals its 7.0% ABV in a bright but not sweet flavor that deepens as the glass depletes, with very little vegetal flavor or sugar. Perfect for a hot day, it has a simple flavor with enough depth to avoid being boring and a clean aftertaste.
Tags: beer, IPA, paradigm brewing company
Alcohol reviews on an actual metal site instead of soyboy beta cuck products? Keep it coming.
Can’t believe this lowest of all humanity’s trends is still around..
The liquid jew.
“Grapefruit juice.” Hardly past the soft drink phase, then. Fuck IPAs.
I got fucked up on 70% absinthe recently, best high I’ve had in a long time… worst dehydration the next day…
I had the real deal one time, I was laying down on the floor of a horror collector’s house after a metal show in a basement and we downed a healthy amount before crashing and I saw glowing golden lava when I closed my eyes that was globby and swirling around, made me think of how idiot savant brony Trey Azagthoth tried to describe his solos. Would prefer to try the ol’ wormwood again without a night of total physical exertion and slamming cheap beer beforehand.
After taking several rounds of heavy fire for his artless album reviews, Bratt Goldstein plays at befuddling the pack by swerving toward alcohol appraisal instead. Millions of readers brush the scales from their eyes as the review-let at hand serves as a pungent reminder of how the word “still” is but one letter away from “shill.” Bratt additionally criticises “hipsters” to divert from his own indiscriminating palette and general turpitude, whilst seeking to persuade us that one of most reviewed genres in this site, so-called “black metal”, is something other than a pile of steaming hipster dung . As long as Bratt continues to review black metal albums, however infrequently, he is not above charges of hipsterism himself. This beer review, in all its shallow pretentiousness, provides ample illustration of Bratt’s true cultural and perhaps even sexual orientation. I ret my case: 0 5 horns.
Right, because Darkthrone were such hipsters when they recorded UaFM, you fucking cretin.
Lol okay dude
Brett finally ascends to apologetics for the “hipsters” [a scapegoat of his own invention]
Maybe accepting their humanity as equal to h/s/s’s humanity will make them go away. Maybe the way out is welcome them in & become one, like those no happy-end-horror movies. All them poor things want is acceptance after all.
Who is “we”? What is a hipster? Do yourself a favor and let go of this nonsense lest you forget yourself.
embrace soft drinks and drink 1:3 ratio rum and cokes exclusively if you want to lose your mind over time
All IPAs above 7-7.5 ABV leave me with a splitting headache if I drink more than one. Not a fan of the distinctly industrial taste of some of these either. Beers with ABV between 5.5 and 6.5 occupy a happy space. You get a buzz going and can have an extended session too.
Hi, Brett. What’s your opinion on malts in beers? Maybe I’m too Scottish but not fully enough to like a malty balance to a hoppy beer. Would you restrict malts to booze only, the whiskeys and others?
New bruhzum out — this whole dungeons & odalism schtick is getting old, and it shows. If the guy is so damn pagan, he should throw away his computer and stop using electricity alltogether. Going back to the 70’s prog rock isn’t far enough, it’s borderline hippy with fickle autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX_PdfdewlY
I honestly thought this was an AI trolling job……..how the mighty have fallen
Omg it doesn’t even do a good job at rockin’ hard, it’s just whiny prog-jank. While Darkthrone keep pouring mediocre after mediocre albums out, this is just plain terrible.
This odalism? https://www.anus.com/zine/articles/alexis/odalism/ Varg never read anything on ANUS, surely.
I kind of dig it, uncle metal to drift off to…
Some loose muddled thoughts, the “clarity” of Uncle Burzum NEW had me curious and revisited some of his post-prison BM works. Some thoughts are that in consolidating his ideology he untangled any “mystery” in his music… The transgression of Black Metal (see also early Graveland) was in channeling a ferocious spirituality, these men growing old stagnated in pretty conformist right wing ideology that have little, to no scope for what Graveland themselves described as “hate dreaming”, a vison of a imaginary past, living close to nature with vast forests, darkness and mystery.
This new music can be nice to listen to & isn´t bad, it has just reduced itself & lack that “mystery” or life to it I suppose… a price paid for this illusion of arranged middle age clarity, but maybe Burzum OLD will trancend that when hitting 80…
Young men relish the drama; older men get to the point and then flesh it out. Their Right-wing dream is gradually coming true as democracy shits the bed, but the artistic approach that aims to hammer out a conclusion is less interesting than that which takes a roundabout way to get here and only describes what it sees through the distance in fog. Compare to what happened with C.S. Lewis. His best statements of philosophy are less interesting than his vague and imaginative struggles.
pffft everything about this article is pedo.
If anything Dylan Mudvaney should have been endorsing an IPA instead of Bud Light. IPAs are more trans by nature.
What?
who gives a shit lol
Your mom. Mostly. Well, your Mom and like a dozen guys who know her pretty well, but mostly your Mom, bitchtits.