Summer weather of almost a hundred degrees Fahrenheit soaking your shirt through with sweat just walking to your car calls for a different drink than something for sipping by the fireplace. Coors Light pours the color of a well-hydrated man’s pee. It smells like pale malt, corn, with a very slight hint of rotten banana. The tastes isn’t half bad though if you don’t consider it a beer. Coors Light tastes like carbonated water and sourdough bread and finishes with a slightly metallic, aspirin-like hint of hops. It’s better than Bud Light and isn’t horrible but is clearly just a mediocre beer diluted with seltzer. All of Coors’ macho mountain climber advertising is just to convince men that Coors Light is more masculine than a vodka soda. Nobody should ever buy this over Coors Banquet despite the discounts if you buy two tallboys at 7-11.
Quality: 2/5
Purchase: 2/5
Tags: american adjunct beer, beer, coors brewing company, coors light, lager
Better off with water & a shot of vodka.
Anyone ever had a good light beer?
St Arnold’s Lawnmower?
Somebody posted this in the last Coors review. Still interesting to read through.
http://www.corporations.org/coors/
“Bill Coors
-Reputation as a racist due to his comments regarding ethnic groups.
-Paid employees to attend a mandatory meeting where he “urged employees of the Adolph Coors Company to write their congressman opposing the Civil Rights Act.
-Delivered the “slave trader speech of 1984 in which he told minority businessmen in Denver that one of the best things slave-drivers did to American blacks “is to drag your ancestors over here in chains” because blacks in America have greater opportunity than those in Africa.
-Admits the Coors Company move to recycling was prompted by economics.
-Gave money (with brother Joe) to the anti-union National Right to Work Committee”
Realest nigga.
I also taste bananas.