Interview with Progressive Death Metal Band Sadist (2025)

In the early days of death metal, when it was a hybrid of heavy metal and hardcore punk, it was widely viewed as technically incompetent especially by the jazz, rock, blues, and emo punk audience that was dominating record stores at the time. A few death metal bands set out to prove them all wrong, including Sadist, who kindly agreed to an interview for our readers, many of whom are Sadist fans.

We spoke (virtually) with guitarist/composer Tommy Talamanca and vocalist Trevor Nadir about the history of the band, its current direction, and how it all fits into the larger experience that is death metal music.

Back when Sadist Above the Light was new, death metal was still defining itself back in 1993, and having a band that sounded like classic progressive rock from the 60s-70s merged with the second Morbid Angel album was still sort of a jolt awake to the ears. What inspired Sadist to take this path?

Tommy: literally, we have always composed and played the music we liked, and since we don’t like just one musical genre, as good Italians we have chosen from a very wide menu :) Sure, the focus has always been hard rock, but becoming just another copy of some American or English band wasn’t interesting for us.

What classic progressive rock bands would you say inspired Sadist at that time?

Tommy: All European prog music from the 70s in general, especially Italian, most likely Goblin and Le Orme. I would say that EL&P can also be considered a strong influence: Tarkus is probably the best progressive albums in history and one of the most important albums in music of the last 100 years.

The current rendition of Sadist on Something to Pierce sounds a lot more like a modern metal band, somewhere between Pantera and Brutal Truth or Tool, mixed with an atmospheric jam band who write surprisingly addictive solos. Did your influences change or are you going in your own direction? What sort of metal/rock-related stuff are you guys listening to now?

Tommy: Even though we love bands like AC/DC or Slayer, who maintain a strong connection with a very well-defined sound, that’s not the formula we want to use for Sadist. From the very beginning, the characteristic of the approach to composition in Sadist has always been linked to the idea of ​​continuous evolution, and when we understand that a certain vein has run out, we look for a new one. In this sense Something to Pierce is the natural evolution of Firescorched, so, if another Sadist album comes out in the future, expect something very different!

Did you use current technology to record the latest album and if so, how has this changed how you compose and record?

Tommy: Since the early 2000s, Sadist have been recording at the Nadir Music studio in Genoa and, as is evident, this recording studio has also evolved over the years. Although, to tell the truth, since the Tribe era (1995/1996) the process of composing is more or less the same: first, I develop demos of the songs that I then submit to Trevor, and together, with his lyrics, we work on the vocal arrangements. When the songs start to take form, the rest of the band gets involved in the process, and after a while we return to the studio for the pre-productions.

The solos seem to have moved from a more frenetic Robert Fripp vibe to development of melodic themes Eric Clapton-style, as if the solos were little compositions in themselves set on the backdrop of a death metal, hardcore, and fusion hybrid. What made you all develop your songwriting in this way?

Tommy: I grew up as a guitarist in the 80s, but that era is long gone, and in the meantime, working a lot in the studio as an arranger and producer in many different musical genres, my focus has shifted from the guitar to the composition in its entirety. Today for me what really matters is the song, its vibes, beyond the technique.

Is there a tour in the future? Do you see touring as essential to the Sadist experience?

Trevor: In the near future we will do some open air events, in Italy and Europe. These days, however, we are finalizing the contractual issues for a European tour that will see us engaged in September and October 2025. Other things will be planned to follow, such as a second tour in the western part of Europe next winter. For bands playing live is too important, it’s certainly the best chance to promote the new album. It is also the favorite thing of all musicians. The warmth of the audience, meeting new people is a beautiful thing, very educational. We can’t wait to meet our people!

How do you all manage being in a death metal band for thirty-four years now? Do you have day jobs in different industries and commute to a practice space, or just text-message each other MP3s back and forth?

Tommy: I started a recording studio in the middle 90s, and little by little I went from being a simple musician to a 360-degree music worker. I think if I had to find a “normal” job, I wouldn’t have been able to continue playing professionally with Sadist. A similar choice was that of Trevor, who began, parallel to his entry into Sadist in 1997, his activity as a promoter and music press office.

Trevor: Me and Tommy were lucky, we managed to turn our passion into a job. Believe me, having a job you like is a beautiful thing. It’s never a burden to get up in the morning and start working. Many people, especially years later, would have made different choices, perhaps preferring a certain salary, but our choice was to follow our heart and this has paid off over the years. We can say that we were tenacious. As always, work pays off, determination certainly is the passion with which you do things.

Are any of you fans of classical? It is clear that you have jazz or jazz-fusion at least in your backgrounds somewhere. What inspires you in those genres? Any big influences?

Tommy: I love baroque music, and classical music in general, while I’m not a big fan of jazz music, even if, being a predominantly electric guitarist, I have studied the most important jazz and fusion guitarists a lot. If I had to name a main source of influence, I would definitely say Bach, who, by the way, is the main influence of all European music of the last four centuries.

How do fans keep track of what you are doing and stay on top of news from the Sadist camp?

Tommy: you can check our official site: https://www.sadist.it/, there you can find all the necessary links to all the band’s activities

I bought my copy (as I probably bored you by mentioning) at Wild Rags back in the 1990s and was thrilled to have it. Did you know Richard C? Who else in the underground did you correspond with?

Tommy: The current death metal scene developed in the late 80s and, at that time, without the mass diffusion of the world wide web, and especially without the current saturation of the musical offer, those who were part of that scene, who were not as numerous as today, were often in contact with each other. Some of today’s big players were smaller back then, and getting in touch was paradoxically easier even without the internet.

What other progressive metal albums, especially progressive death metal, do you consider inspiring or essential?

Trevor: It’s difficult to say what progressive death metal is. If by prog death we mean albums like: Human and Individual Thought Patterns by Death or Piece of Time by Atheist, Spheres by Pestilence, The Key by Nocturnus, and Focus by Cynic, then these are certainly among my favourites. However in the second wave I appreciated bands such as: Obscura, Opeth, and Beyond Creation. But honestly I’ve never made any big distinctions, all these bands are part of death metal, my favorite genre and that’s what matters! Stay Brutal \m/

Thanks to Sadist for taking the time to do this interview, and for the decades of prog and metal music!

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123 thoughts on “Interview with Progressive Death Metal Band Sadist (2025)”

  1. Mastodon Guy says:

    Brett, when will you add Mastodon the DMA? Those first two records really were gems in heavy metal, and they redefined commercial heavy metal for the mid 2000s. I know they sold out and the later albums became shitty rock music, but the riffs, and atmosphere they created were unheard of for the time. Bands like Therion and Sentenced sold out and became shitty goth rock, and they’re included in the DMA. So why can’t Mastodon be included as well?
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    1. trad > death says:

      ” Bands like Therion and Sentenced sold out and became shitty goth rock, and they’re included in the DMA. So why can’t Mastodon be included as well?”

      Thought you were trolling (and perhaps are) but he’s got a point here. And the site all but says even Bolt Thrower sold out and made a Mudvayne album

      1. Mastodon Guy says:

        Not trolling at all. Later Therion and Sentenced sucked ass.

      2. Brain > Trad says:

        I see, both of you are the same person.

      3. Cuthean "Kuffar" Goystein says:

        Yes, lots of great bands sold out, like the Romans did before the fall.

        But Mastodong never even got to the level of the early works from these bands.

        Mastodong is like a cross between Motley Crue and Pearl Jam. Run away!

        1. Mastodon Guy says:

          You’re right! Mastodong (clever for a 4 year old) surpassed both Therion and Sentenced. Well, maybe not Sentenced because North From Here is a classic. I would say Sentenced and “Mastodong” are on the same level of greatness in regards to their early work.

    2. Never. This band was always from the normie-side and never did anything exceptional. Like most hipsters, they are focused on aesthetic to the exclusion of all else because they are pacifistic narcissists. Therion and Sentenced may have sold out, maybe because living on $500 a year from underground earnings is miserable even on the dole, but they made great music first. Mastodon just made smary hipsters rock side to side like a Cadillac with busted suspension.

      1. Mastodon Guy says:

        Brett, come on, you can’t seriously believe those first two records were “rock” albums, right? Yes, it is commercial heavy metal, but the ruffs are fantastic and better than most metal produced since 1996. Plus, the members are highly proficient with their instruments. It’s a shame Mastodon are not honored here, and i question if you’ve truly actually fully listened to their albums.

        1. Cynical says:

          Only a moron would sit through two full albums of normie rock pretending to be post-Neurosis sludge “metal”, so you’re probably correct to accuse everyone here of not fully listening to that shit.

          1. Mastodon Guy says:

            You’re the moron for not listening and enjoying bullshit like IIdjarn. If you think Ildjarn is better than Mastodon, you’re simply retarded. Now come get your daddy, Brett to try to explain how trashcan metal is better than the early epic heavy metal albums Mastodon produced.

            1. You forgot Von and Sarcofago.

              1. Mastodon Guy says:

                No, Von and Sarcofago are great! Their riffs are actually really good and atmospheric. Illdjarn is trash though.

            2. Cynical says:

              Better retarded than pink, frothy, and emo.

              1. Mastodon Guy says:

                Ildjarn/Nighogg = pink, frothy, emo full blown AIDS.

            3. High Speed Reality Denial says:

              I saw Mastodon open for The Fucking Champs at the Fireside Bowl before they blew up. They were ass from the very beginning. I can see you like the band but if you need crusty hardcore-adjacent turd rock, at least listen to an actually pissed off band like Coalesce.

              1. I like AC/DC because they do not hide what they are; they are hard rock for a good time and a few laughs. Mastodon made it all pretentious because they know they are nowhere near as good as AC/DC.

                1. Mastodon Guy says:

                  True. I prefer AC/DC over Mastodon, but Mastodon only started to pretend who they were they started making rock albums and tried the clean vocal bullshit. They did better sticking with the technical heavy metal sound that was on their early records.

                  1. AC/DC is more musical than most people realize. It’s one of those genre standards that is going to stand out for a long time.

                    1. Mastodon Guy says:

                      AC/DC will never grow old. This is true. Still a vital band after 50 years.

              2. Mastodon Guy says:

                Coalesce? You can’t be serious? They don’t even the musical chops that Mastodon has.

      2. Mastodon Guy says:

        I’ve seen plenty of metalheads qt Mastodon shows, and they would headbang to all of their songs at the concerts. Yes, there are hipsters who are fans of their music, but you can apply that to classic death metal. Just look at Anthony Fagtano and how he pretends to love classic death metal, but only covers it to be edgy and cool. A lot of hipsters have attached themselves to metal, but that doesn’t make the music less appealing.

        I think Mastodon deserve the recognition, and for anyone that discovers Anus or DMA, I think Mastodon would be a great addition so that the viewers can use them as a segway to far greater metal listed on the site.

        I’m hoping one day you’ll come around.

        1. Quality Control says:

          “viewers can use them as a segway to far greater metal listed on the site.”

          Ah, let me guess. Mastodon were your segway into metal and now you’re a bit ashamed of that and need to clean up your personal history.

          1. It seems to me that normie-metal is in crisis, since the post-metal trend has expired like a run-over raccoon on an interstate bend through the wild swamps of Louisiana, and they want to borrow some legitimacy from the underground.

            HELL NO

            1. Cynical says:

              A contributing factor is that the media outlets that spent the last 30 years championing lightweight nonsense are going the way of every other mainstream media outlet. Without a marketing wing, the funderground is unlikely to survive long, since its musicians are not skilled enough to write advertising jingles as good as the ones listeners hear on the radio.

              1. Mastodon Guy says:

                I think Mastodon are in a better place financially than any of the true cult metal. I highly doubt bands like Mastodon are in a worse position than say Blaspherian, or any other underground Texas bands. I’d say maybe Absu maybe holding themselves together. But Mastodon generally draws a crowd, and most underground shows barely can get 50 people. I know that’s a part of the appeal of underground metal, but it ultimately will destroy the scene. These bands are losing money to perform instead of making money, and that sucks for them. A lot of great bands are in that boat, and Mastodon once was as well.

                https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1AYHYNHKUdw

                1. Mastodon generally draws a crowd

                  .: Taylor Swift > Mastodon

                  1. Cynical says:

                    I would unironically argue that Taylor Swift is far better music than Mastodon. They’re both emo normie fodder, but Swift is consistently a mechanically excellent songwriter, at the very least; Mastodon is just for sub-humans who have lower standards than even the average normie.

                    1. She’s clearly more musically competent than Mastodon, Gojira, Red Fang, and all those other indie-rock/metal hybrids. Her problem is that her music is entirely fungible.

                    2. Mastodon Guy says:

                      All of us metalheads are subhuman. We enjoy music about Satan, cannibalism, paganism, violence, death, etc… Only music enjoyed by retards, degenerates, and…well…subhumans. Most metalheads are fat, incels, align with extremist ideals because we hate that negroes fuck white women. Cynical, you’re at the bottom of the barrel of society just like the rest of subhuman, underground metal community.

                    3. Nothing is equal. I do not think most of our readers here are “subhuman.” I think most of my species are meat suits however.

                  2. JusticeForMastodonNOW says:

                    Then another addition to the DLA, she also redefined commercial shit.

                    1. As the highest-grossing tour artist of all time, she seems to know something… or know which audience to target.

                  3. Mastodon Guy says:

                    So far as popularity, yes. But Taylor Swift makes music for normies and little girls. Mastodon made music for metalheads. Too bad they sold out abd changed their sound.

                    1. Most metalheads are normies, however.

                    2. Mastodon Guy says:

                      All metalheads are normies, Brett. Glen Benton got married in a Christian church, Dave Vincent is gay and now rocks cowboy hats, Varg is married and lives a traditional life. We all become normies over time.

              2. This could well be. There also seems to be a general lack of faith in any culture attached to the Clinton-Bush-Obama-Biden spectrum, since all of that stuff was based in pacifism and pluralism.

          2. Mastodon Guy says:

            No, Slayer was my gateway. I’ve been listening to metal since 1998.

            1. Quality Control says:

              I gave you a perfectly acceptable excuse and now you don’t even have that. You were introduced to Slayer, an excellent band (assuming that was their pre-90s material), and STILL find Mastodon “gems”.

              1. Mastodon Guy says:

                Slayer and Mastodon go hand in hand. They literally did tours together. Slayer (the kings of Speed metal) literally dismissed all of Death metal and didn’t want to have anything to do with it, yet embraced Mastodon, and even Pantera for some stupid reason. Regardless, your heroes picked a “funderground band” over the entire Death metal scene.

                1. Quality Control says:

                  Nice try.

                  80s Slayer were heroes because of the music they created in those days. That’s where the interest in Slayer ends for anyone non-retarded.

                  1. I draw the line after South of Heaven. This way, I experience the best.

                  2. Mastodon Guy says:

                    I would say Divine Intervention had solid songs on the album.

          3. Mastodon Guy says:

            I could never be ashamed of listening to Mastodon’s early work. However, I’m a bit ashamed i ever gave bands like Ildjarn and Absurd a chance. That shit is terrible and is music created in a trashcan, and any physical copies should be placed in a trash compactor. Not trolling at all. Ildjarn/Nidhogg is not creative in the slightest. It’s bullshit music for retards who pretend to be intellectuals, but really are just incels and antisocials who will eventually commit suicide.

            1. Doug says:

              For every thousand Mastodon fans landing in mental hospitals, maybe one Ildjarn fan, if that many. But it is hard criticizing someone for being fanatical about the music of their youth that “got them through some tough times.” Also worth noting that the older generation made it to adulthood just before the face-tat moron metal deluge, so youthful listening decisions were easier for us. If it’s the politics of Mastodon that you like I might recommend swapping them out for early Prong or Godflesh (why is it always “early …”? haha), both of whom to my knowledge continue to release music. Closer to actual metal and fewer face-tatted morons.

              1. Mastodon Guy says:

                I already listen to Prong and Godflesh. This has nothing to do with politics. It’s just that Mastodon has better riffs than both bands you mentioned, and a lot of bands listed on the DMA. No use recommending any bands. I’ve listened to all the classics, and early Mastodon is up there with the greats.

                1. Listen to more jazz fusion. 99% of what normiemetal thinks is “innovation” like Tool comes from the jazz guitar classes at Berklee.

                  1. Mastodon Guy says:

                    Tool may borrow from jazz fusion, but Tool does have their own distinct sound and i think that’s why they’re so popular.

                2. High Speed Reality Denial says:

                  What makes the riffs good? Very little is developed, and the closest comparison I can make for the early material is a less adventurous Gojira. Do you think Gojira is metal?

                  1. Mastodon Guy says:

                    Holy shit! Your comment is embarrassing. Comparing Mastodon to Gojira is wildly incorrect. Gojira is completely inept metal with no direction, and more in tune with metalcore. Mastodon are epic heavy metal, and Gojira is just shitty protest music with bad riffs.

              2. Mastodon Guy says:

                I recommend fully listening to Remission and Leviathan entirely, and possibly even giving the first EP they released. One of the best bands in metal before they changed their sound and sold out.

                1. I wouldn’t consider this band metal, more like alternative rock, similar to Kyuss and Red Fang.

                  1. Mastodon Guy says:

                    I just don’t hear it. They’re way heavier than Kyuss. I’ve never listened to Red Fang so i wouldn’t know. But alternative rock is more of what those Grunge bands from the 90s were doing. Mastodon’s song structure on the early albums were way too complex to be lumped in the rock category. I just don’t agree. Mastodon are a metal band.

                2. Quality Control says:

                  Who cares about the “sound”? Doesn’t matter if a band sounds like a children’s show as long as they’re creating interesting structures.

                  1. Production is less important than the creation of music through melody and rhythm.

                  2. Mastodon Guy says:

                    The problem is that Ildjarn/Nidhogg don’t create interesting structures. Basic droning nonsense is what they produce. I’ve shit better masterpiece in my toilet than anything Ildjarn has done.

            2. Blackened mite says:

              Ildjarn good mastodon boring you don’t need to know shit to near this

              1. Ildjarn: its own thing.

                Mastodon: rather typical.

                1. Mastodon Guy says:

                  Mastodon is typical to what though? Their new stuff, sure, but their early albums were a cut above everything else.

                  1. High Speed Reality Denial says:

                    You sure about that? Everything is a lot of things.

                    1. Mastodon Guy says:

                      Everything is a lot of things, and early Mastodon was epic heavy metal with a unique sound and technical prowess that wasn’t seen in the metal community at that time.

              2. Mastodon Guy says:

                “Ildjarn is good” ~ trashcan

                1. Try this, listen to Ildjarn in with Cryptic Slaughter, DRI, Blood, and Napalm Death. Suddenly it makes more sense.

                  1. Mastodon Guy says:

                    I love all those bands.to some degree, and they all have far more interesting riffs than anything Ildjarn has ever produced. His music is boring and his production is even worse.

                  2. Mastodon Guy says:

                    Yes, Ildjarn is comparable to Von with the repetitive riffs, but I feel Von are far more capable at creating a darker and more eerie atmosphere than Ildjarn could ever come close to doing. At least that’s the case on the Satanic Blood demo.

    3. speak now (Adolph version) says:

      I’m gonna shock the world here, but Blood Mountain is my favorite.

      1. Mastodon Guy says:

        It’s a decent album, but it gets boring in the later parts of the album.

  2. Flying Kites says:

    EAT THE WEAK

    1. Ingredients

      • The weak (120kg)
      • 40 lbs onions
      • 20 lbs jalapenos
      • 20 lbs tomatoes
      • 5 lbs carrots
      • 2 lbs russet potatoes
      • 5 lbs dry red beans
      • 4 heads garlic
      • 2 ounces chili powder
      • Salt and pepper to taste
      • 10 bunches of green onions

      Procedure

      1. Dismember, skin, and dissect the weak. Organs go into a stew pot with water, fat, bones, and connective tissue; cook for twelve hours to make broth. Render the meat into tiny cubes. Coat with salt, pepper, and chili powder.
      2. In broth, cook onions, pulped garlic, food processor shredded jalapenos, potatoes, and carrots. Add beans and simmer for four hours.
      3. Add meat and tomatoes and cook on medium boil for a full hour.
      4. Garnish with thinly-sliced green onions.

      1. Angel's Threesome says:

        What’s Dylar up to nowadays? Still fishing somewhere in southern Appalachia when not teaching college kids?

        1. I’ll have to let him weigh in on that one if he so chooses.

          1. Creep says:

            Did he go by “Planetary Eulogy” at some point? Even if not (and I don’t remember the other handles) that person consistently raised compelling points with a bit of much appreciated humor. It’s what we onlookers in the nosebleed section of the internet commonly refer to as a winning combination.

            But whatever. Useful content speaks for itself, and as such probably doesn’t really need a face or a name.

            1. Hooligan says:

              Well I’m from the peanut gallery and I demand drama! Come on!

          2. Condemned to Obscurity says:

            Dylar was a “…segway to far greater metal listened on the site.”

            For this listener it was The Chasm and Molested.

            Not aware of his other aliases, there could be more bands.

  3. High Speed Reality Denial says:

    The new record has some pretty hilarious Lion King parts on it. It’s funny that it came out around the same time as the Academy Awards because all of the diversity-for-the-sake-of-it parts would surely have earned it 10 Oscars if it was a movie.

  4. Alfredo James Pacino says:

    “as good Italians”

    I could hear the rise in Brett’s blood pressure all the way over here.

  5. Asking the real questions says:

    Seriously though, where would we be if Germany had won WWII? Would human catastrophies like Opeth still be inevitable?

    1. Every football game opens with Sodom Persecution Mania!

  6. Insane fagfest says:

    Who would win a fight: the underthinking overthinker vs the overthinking underthinker?

    1. Crionics says:

      The Undertaker obviously…until he runs into Brock Lesnar

  7. Anal Rapist says:

    I’m never going to listen to a band called “Mastodon”, and I don’t care how “good” the music is – I’d rather listen to pop or rap.

    You have to get the whole presentation right in trve underground metul (sound, image, writing, intent, production – yes production, crappy production can be a good gimmick too!).

    1. Mastodon Guy says:

      Pop and rap is the lowest form of music and you’d choose to listen that shit over Mastodon? Fuckin’ poser.

      1. What if Mastodon were a representative of those genres in a metal skin, like the lizard people wear human skins so we do not notice their manipulations?

        1. Anal Rapist says:

          I’m concerned as to how much traction this mastodon fellow troll has gotten. It’s not so much his garbage taste in music, as is the fact that I’m starting to worry about the whole freedom of speech thing. Most of the posts here are of a proliferation him, so I think we need dictatorship after all, but only if the leader isn’t a moronic psychopath…

          Democracy is horrible, but still beats North Korea, that’s why you always have to make sure the leader is not a fucking idiot…

          1. Eh… I think there is no cure for not having enough people willing to distinguish between slick crap and good stuff.

            Also people are somewhere on the esoteric curve of learning plus Bell Curve of abilities.

            We also need to look into the utility of music in their lives. If all you want is something to sing along with on the radio, maybe Mastodon is okay… although why not AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Mercyful Fate, Metallica, Black Sabbath, or Candlemass at that point?

            But yes, democracy is horrible and Communism (North Korea) is worse. I think the North Koreans realize that unless they keep everyone poor and living in terror, immediate reunification will occur, and their Chinese paymasters want anything but that. They would rather depopulate North Korea than let it join the south, because then the 1950-1953 war would be too obviously won by the Americans.

            However, is free speech — and freedom of thought, association, expression generally — a bad thing? In my view, without it we go down a dark path of having to decide what is acceptable and that is like tying a hand behind our backs. No, I think we must bypass the reign of Pericles and go back to the Althing and peripatetics, letting anything be discussed that is expressed in the proper, non-repetitive form.

            And if Mastodon guy single-handedly revitalized this forum by forcing all of us to articulate and clarify why we either detest or deliberately overlook Mastodon, then more power to him.

            Let’s face it, no free speech forum can handle the assault of spam, child porn, and insane Christians that the internet generates. But if we remove the proselytizers, spammers, and CSAM/MAP lunatics, we can have a decent discussion as long as it remains coherent.

            Even those of us who are so much more extreme than fascism — we like total Social Darwinism, including monarchism, eugenics, Half Earth, and ethno-nationalism — should probably appreciate the utility of free speech. No one wants to live with someone’s finger up their bum. Bureaucracy does that. Minimize bureaucracy, including whatever stupid shit we would have to do to censor discussion. Minimize ugliness, too. The free speech debate is probably better handled through eugenics: remove insane people like slibs and xoids. Exile is the kindest option. No need to draw blood when we can simply sort ourselves naturally…

            1. Anal Rapist says:

              Bring back to ole metal forum, let’s flood everything with retards again!

              “I’m Darth Basement, and I like Anal Rapists, because they’re so kool mom!”

              1. We have a general shitposting forum over at CORRUPT.

                It’s too much to maintain more than one, in my experience, so it has a metal section. If it gets traction we’ll find it a nice skin and some edgy runes and pentagrams.

          2. Mastodon Guy says:

            So my taste in Slayer, Morbid Angel, Celtic Frost, Immolation, Suffocation, Nox Intempesta, Ceremonium, Amebix, Desecresy, Terrorizer, Torturer, Num Skull, and countless other great metal bands make my taste “trash”. How old are you, son?

          3. Mastodon Guy says:

            If you turn the West into a dictatorship run by metalheads, Mastodon would be a mandatory listen.

        2. Mastodon Guy says:

          But they’re not, Brett.

          1. I think they are lizard people.

            They understand the mechanics, not the spirit, because their actual spirit is one of accumulation and manipulation through pity.

  8. Pelé says:

    Blasting speed metal to the watching…paint….dry sport of soccer would put that genre of music to good use in an ironic way. But I’m pretty sure Germans aren’t even allowed to smile anymore, so it probably doesn’t matter.

    On a somewhat related note, a friend who does watch sports suggested that tweaking the rules to add a second ball in play for one reason or another (e.g. a penalty) might make soccer less boring to watch and more fun to play. But for now all we have are good old fashioned riots, an alarming uptick in on-field heart attacks, and on the youth side out of control helicopter parents.

    1. All I can think about here is Arkanoid, the pick-up that turns the one ball into three. It would definitely be more interesting to watch but mostly for the injuries. I don’t think anyone in the West has actually smiled for awhile. The backlash is just beginning…

      1. Fenriz says:

        Arkanoid is black metal.

        1. Arkanoid II: Revenge of Doh is pretty much the peak of both genres.

          1. Fenriz says:

            Ha, I thought you made that up. You sure know your retro games.

            1. //gs warez 1337 unite

      2. Dr. Phil says:

        I’m not sure if I’ve ever played Arkanoid, but definitely apparently similar 80’s franchises like Galaga, Tetris, Columns, etc.

        A funny thing about rethinking fairly slow paced or uneventful sports is that the thought process usually seems to tend toward “The Running Man” in a way. Or maybe even the macabre elements of Pitz.

        I wouldn’t be surprised if someone like Jung assessed this as a latent compulsion for war, combat, conquest, etc., or at least an outlet for an episode of catharsis.

    2. Swedish asshole says:

      Typical melodramatic response that this site’s known for to make its politics work… but if you stay off the rader, as a Swedish fucker, you can invite a couple of friends, go the woods, get crunk and have a good time all you want as long as you’re not a broke bum (some weed and a couple of bottles of wine shouldn’t cost a lot anyway).

      10% of the europeans live in scummy ghetto’s and have no way out, 90% live pretty comfortably, so again, let’s not exaggerate. Your opinions are only valid in perhaps 100 years from now, when things are more… pronounced.

      1. Typical melodramatic response that this site’s known for to make its politics work…

        As opposed to what democracy does to make its politics “work”?

      2. Fellow Swede (possibly not an asshole) says:

        Please don’t embarrass us.

        1. Sweden is awesome because of many things including Carnage, Therion, At the Gates, Cemetary, Unanimated, Nihilist, Unleashed, Dismember, Hypocrisy, and Sacramentum, and for that it only makes sense to overlook Opeth who really properly understood are an NYC band anyway.

          1. Sodomiak says:

            No mention of Necrophobic — over Unanimated, that half-baked band who couldn’t even bother to get a proper cover on their first album?

            Get your shit straight, so now you know what it feels like to live under a Nazi regime…

            1. I give a fuck about album covers when?

              I like Necrophobic but both it and the Unanimated are occasional listens, like that great Cemetary album. Not sure what this means. I can fire up the others every day, although less so Sacramentum because it is such a mood piece, goes really well with rainy mornings and desert twilight.

              Carnage, Therion, At the Gates, Nihilist, Unleashed, Hypocrisy

              Generally I sub out Carnage for Dismember these days, but try the first albums from all of the above. There was a complete worldview there, including internal variation.

  9. Sadist are a band that pushes boundaries of complexity but they still sit within the framework of real heavy metal. They’ve earned my respect through their playfulness and creativity long-before Brett ever wrote about them here. Autothrall the reviewer on Metal-Archives wrote a review or two which made me check them out. I’m glad I did because they’re one of the few from the post 1994 period worth listening to.

  10. OGRE LOADER says:

    is the Mastodon guy sincere(ly gay) or a weird troll? I’m confused.

    1. AName says:

      Not even remotely as confused as he is anyway. An example of retard’s empowerment.

      1. Retards are the largest voting bloc out there.

        It is their future, we’re just living in it.

      2. Mastodon Guy says:

        ARetard, you here that? It’s your future that we’ll be living in soon.

    2. Mastodon Guy says:

      I’m as gay as Dave Vincent when he’s desperate for cash to fund Altar of Madness.

    3. Crionics says:

      Obvious troll. Good example of the genre though. Blurs the line between credulity and GTFOH.

  11. I rape white dykes in the mouth pussy and dirty white asshole bitch says:

    My name is Adrian

    I’m looking for a death metal goth rap chick like jo bench to shit bottomless on the toilet and make love to me and to lick my balls bbc one by the way all while farting like the white funky whore maniac she is

    I think the following sluts need a big spiked nagger cock up their asses pussies and filthy white mouths like the dirty white hoes they be…

    Jo bench
    Kitties cunts
    Arch enemy
    Otep
    Abnormality bitch
    That filthy white bitch Blake lively haha bitch
    Kelly Clarkson
    Amy Schumer
    Tracy Bingham
    Latto mulatto rap bitch
    Billy Eilish slut
    Raven Saenz
    Cheyenne Spangler
    Brandi Wilson
    Savannah Sellers
    All nbc sluts
    Margaret Brennan dumb bitch needs bukkake by all male human cocks now
    Jessica Alba bitch

    Hahaha

    So says

    The k9cutioners
    Kronosaurus prime raprockzilla
    Killer bee metal
    Kourisodon martian police

    Haha why White bitches soo tight in the white funky sewer pussies they have Brett?

    And is it ok the rape inferior whites by giving the bitches to the negroes huh?

    What about mixed sluts like Jennifer Tilly or Olivia Munn huh?

    1. Blake Lively:

      Ethnicity: English, as well as Scottish, German, Scots-Irish/Northern Irish, and Welsh, remote French-Canadian

      Kelly Clarkson:

      Ethnicity: Greek (one eighth), English, German, Irish, Scottish, Welsh

      Margaret Brennan:

      She is of Irish descent.

      Billie Eilish:

      Billie Eilish’s ethnicity is Irish and Scottish. She was born in Los Angeles, California, and her full name is Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O’Connell.

      Jessica Alba:

      Ethnicity:
      *father – Mexican [including Spanish, Indigenous Mexican/Mayan, distant Sephardi Jewish and African]
      *mother – Danish, Welsh, English, Scottish, Scots-Irish/Northern Irish, French

    2. “Kronosaur” is a cool name, like a time-traveling dinosaur.

  12. Salafistula says:

    Hey BRETT I found the cure for cancer, just listen to Suffocation, Effigy in particular.

    Feeling like crap, bring this to your funeral!

    1. I have always enjoyed these albums, specifically Effigy of the Forgotten and Human Waste, which are like a thought experiment in “what if we made everything hit hard all the time”? Like Napalm Death Scum but grown up and percussive like the best moments of Metallica and Morpheus Descends.

  13. Obviovs says:

    I thought Mastodon and masturbation were the same thing, until working out I enjoy masturbation a lot more. Have any other readers suffered similar confusions with a similarly happy ending?

  14. Too much Mastodon mentioned here says:

    Over 80 times…

  15. Dr Zeeg Hael says:

    So, Brother Brett – what I don’t understand is why you’ve focused so heavily on Mastodon and your dislike of them when we could actually be talking about Sadist and not miring ourselves in negativity.

    Surely Sadist deserve that. Perhaps it’s because they didn’t say anything about “Romanticism” or whatever and there’s simply less to talk about. At least we know you didn’t just make the interview responses up yourself this time. Allow me to say “thank you” in return, as a means of positively reinforcing this new, pro-social behaviour.

    It is not too late, Brett, as you know in your heart. And yes, I know you know the seductions of the sunk cost fallacy; how it seems that thirty or more years of trolling can be redeemed only by adding to its digital pile. There is another way, Brother Brett. Let me show you.

    Search yourself. Walk with bare feet upon the grass. Forget the other side of the hill, Brett, for *this* is where the grass is green: around you, inside you, inside others, and permeating everything. Not a few people refer to this green grass as “Love”, Brett. Do you know Love? It isn’t a rhetorical question, because Love refers to something that not only means something but also everything. Do you understand, Brett?

    As you may have noticed, both the content and the tone of our conversation changed just now. Where once we spoke of dark things such as hate, we now speak positively and constructively, about things that bring people joy. That is one aspect of Love, Brett.

    You gave yourself permission to delete your Ildjarn mp3s long ago, to cast them aside like other childish things, yet the sucking void inside you can’t let go. In truth, Brother Brett – you are withholding yourself, like a shy teenage bride, from the Love that wants to enter and penetrate you. Yet I know you see that light in the distance, Brett. That light is calling you into its embrace. We are happy here, Brett; happy basking in the light of Love.

    While I cannot say the journey will be easy, Brett, for your sorrows will be many and your travails great, the light will sustain you. If you are disheartened, look to its fingers, spiking through the gloom, and allow them to enter you a little. It will feel strange at first, Brett, just as it does for everyone. But the light will educate you, just as it sustains you. As you explore that benighted wasteland, Brett, the light will begin to explore you. Brett – the parched lipped pilgrim, limping under an autumnal pall, staggering amidst the broken stones, all the while coming to know Love’s tender probings as they slowly smooth his path for deep entry.

    It’s nice here, Brother Brett – really nice. The darkness isn’t your friend. Open up and come on over Brett, there’s a good lad. You can do it. Everyone here is supporting you through this. Don’t listen to the voice in your head. Sadist, not Mastodon. Sometimes there are moments when a few words might make a difference, Brett; but OK, I guess we’re done for now. Take care Brother. Love.

    1. I do not believe in good/evil. As Varg points out: night and day recreate each other, Plato’s ceremony of the opposites, that also applies to the mind and the body, the soul and the animal.

      1. Transilvanian hunger. says:

        As the Chosen One, I have the power of God at my fingertips, but because I am being nice, I choose not to abuse it.

        Instead, I realize that drama, Satan, and bullshit is necessary in the grand scheme of things, I’m just going to let it go…

        How do you know I am legit… listen to your gut feeling and you will know…

        1. As the Chosen One, I have the power of God at my fingertips, but because I am being nice, I choose not to abuse it.

          Second Sepultura.

    2. Pee Diddy says:

      Not enough allusions to anal fisting. 2/5.

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