Inspired by a similar idea, we introduce the Christian Holocaust license:
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Rotheads – Slither in Slime (2022)
These songs fit riffs into rhythms to make a song move like an organic mass, its different parts pulling each other along and making repetition intensify rather than provide entropy, using death metal riffs without filler from other genres or phraseless placeholders.
15 CommentsTags: death metal, rotheads
Disma – Earthendium (2022)
Writing death metal requires taking the listener to the edges of coherent relationships between riffs in order to emphasize an internal dialogue in the song, where writing doom metal involves bringing the hearer to the edge of monotony and then introducing improbable forward motion. Doom-death does both.
2 CommentsTags: death metal, disma
Massacre – Mythos (2022)
Metal, in a state of collapse, has reverted to combining genres, resulting in too much speed metal working its way into death metal, as is the case on this otherwise excellent EP which demonstrates the art of simple but not simplistic death metal riffcraft at its best.
2 CommentsTags: death metal, massacre
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Metal as a Service (Mucho, Mucho MaaS)
What happens when something succeeds? It fixates on that success because now it has something to lose. Forget all those stupid alt-right tropes about “hard times make hard men weak, weak times make weak men hard” because they are like most things Right-wing merely a prelude to the type of sodomy that Jesus does not mind. Metal reached its peak in the 1990s with underground death metal and black metal, but now the little people have come in to munch the carcass while loudly demanding attention.
47 CommentsCasa de Garcia – Connecticut Churchill (2022)
On this site, we need to come down harder on bunglers. Bunglers either tend to be anarchistic-narcissistic or obedient-conformist, which means that you can be one in either major political party, even if the biggest bunglers come from the Utopians who, among other things, ruined Cuban cigars.
25 CommentsTags: churchill, cigars, connecticut, cuba, tobacco
National Day of Slayer XVII: The Carnage Continues
International Day of Slayer, riffing on the National Day of Prayer, kicks off on June 6, 2022 with new classic Slayer recordings for you to blast all day long while you skip work, school, and all other meaningless activities in order to listen to Slayer!
32 CommentsTags: international day of slayer, National Day of Slayer, slayer, Speed Metal
Cervecería Centro Americana, S.A. – Famosa
Your local hipster beer aficionado will hate this one because it is a gentle American Adjunct Beer that fits somewhere between 1980s Coors and present day Modelo Especial. Expect a thin and sweet but not too sweet brew that washes down like Corona, perfect for hot days, with minimal alcohol.
10 CommentsTags: american adjunct beer, beer, famosa
Join us, join us, join us… welcome back: Shitposter Club Movie Night Features “Lord of the Rings”
If you are like so many modern people trying to figure out what to do with your life, consider joining the shitposters for another Sunday night movie festival, this time spanning all of the month of May and covering the Lord of the Rings trilogy, starting this Sunday with The Fellowship of the Ring.
27 CommentsTags: Lord of the Rings, movie night
Sadistic Metal Reviews: Night Stalker Edition
Metalheads should never forget how once upon a time metal was music for outsiders:
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