There once was a boy named Nigelfoo
With his band so kvlt and troo
A grim one boy horde,
Can't he play one chord?
Shows what a boy and his comp can do.

There once was a man named Grymyrk
Who upon hearing this shit went berserk.
From laughing so hard,
Was this made by a tard?
Suicide should be his chosen line of work!

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