If the members of Dummy Burger fucked the members of Dreidle of Filth up the ass, then Emperor felched the remnants and spit them out, you'd end up with this band. It's that kind of happy, boring, insipid, lifeless-but-oh-so-technical-and-well-produced SHIT that keeps getting passed off as 'black metal' to pre-pubescent kids. Thricefold, huh? Gay, gay, gay. Pure shit, pure shit, pure shit. Avoid like the plague, avoid like the plague, avoid like the plague. To the ovens, to the ovens, to the ovens!!!

© 2003 lord vic