Heard Transilvanian Hunger? Yes? Did you wish it had a bit slicker production and sounded less inspired and completely unoriginal? If so, buy this album. There isn't a single thing in the entire first song that hasn't been done before and done better by Darkthrone, and none of the other seven songs on this album break into any new ground in the least. At least they keep it grim and don't parody it or turn it into rock-whore mainstream crap like Dork Funeral or Marduck, but it's pretty bad when the best thing you can say about a band or album is "it could've been worse".

© 2003 lord vic