Oh boy. This was sent in and handed to me because a lifetime ago I reviewed an lp or two of hers and had the misfortune of trying to interview her once for a joke. Well, nobody in New Yawk has run over this loudmouth yet so she's still spewing out her 'Juliard graduate violin virtuoso/ outrageous speed metal guitar goddess' propaganda.

Musically this is tight, just like her snatch (rumour is she's a frigid bitch despite showing off a nice pair. Plus the two originals have man-hating lyrics). If you want this SIX minute cd, contact:

karen@thomas-pr.com
www.thomas-pr.com
www.greatkat.com
Karen Thomas, Thomas PR, 775 Park Ave., Suite #222, Huntington, NY 11743

1.Rossini's "William Tell Overture" 1:53
2.Sodomize 1:40
3.Castration 1:12
4.Bazzini's "The Round of the Goblins" 1:35

I can't say I totally hate this as tracks 1 and 4 are burned into my mind from watching Looney Tunes cartoons.

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