Naglfar
Vittra
[Wrong Again]
Another completely generic and worthless CD that adds nothing new or original at all to the metal scene… There are many, many, reasons NOT to buy this CD, let me list some of them (this is only a few of this CDs flaws, keep that in mind)…
1. There are 300+ other bands playing the exact same thing.
2. This band COMPLETELY lacks imagination and originality in their song-structures and riffs.
3. The lyrics are utterly brain-dead.
4. The packaging sucks.
5. The production is unremarkable.
6. The vocals are annoying, and the singer sounds EXACTLY like every other vocalist in this genre.
7. The band members look more like bikers then Black Metalers…
8. The two guitarists obviously work poorly together.
9. Your hard-earned money would be MUCH better spent elsewhere…
10. I have heard rumors that this band is Christian.
Hmmm… I don’t think that I need to say much more then that (this new style of reviewing is working quite well…). You should know enough, by now, not to buy this CD. What’s more, some people in my city say that this is the best band in existence, and that this CD is genius! If there is anything ‘genius’ about this waste of time then I must have missed it, or maybe these people need to listen to some real music (my two favorite CDs right now, Setherial’s ‘Nord…’ and Summoning’s ‘Lugburz’ are VERY highly recommended)! Just stay away from this CD, and if some moron approaches you and says that this CD is the best thing since sliced bread just don’t listen to him…
Pros – Alright drumming
Cons – Just look at the damn list… : ]
Style of Music – ‘Swedish’ ‘Black/Death’ Metal, no different from the 300+ other bands that play the exact same thing.
Will likely appeal to – Die-hard fans of the genre (do any die-hard fans of this genre even exist outside my own city?)
Overall – Not a classic in any sense of the word (though others may have you believe otherwise)… Horrible – 2/10
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