Aztec
The Loss of our Final Pride
[Raven]


The title says it all… just listening to gay pseudo-‘Black’ Metal such as this makes me hang my head low in shame. This is just an Israeli band, completely lacking the elusive quality called talent, trying to rip-off bands like Emperor and Immortal, failing miserably, and insulting just about every Black Metal fan on the planet in the process. They also try to add to their ‘mysterious’ aura by refusing to do interviews, take band photos, play concerts, etc., my assumption is that they’re just a bunch of fat, ugly, insecure bastards who don’t want to show they’re rat-like faces to the public and lack the skill and energy to play concerts... But by far the funniest thing about this otherwise extremely ridiculous band is the way they possess the English language, just check out the booklet, it’s so full of bad and broken English that you’ll laugh your fucking ass off the moment you see it… I really don’t want to give any of it away, but know this, the entire booklet is filled with such blatant abuses of the English language that I think I’ve never before heard our language so misused…

Question - why is it that bands from Japan, Peru, and Austria can speak (and write!!) perfectly good English and this laughable Israeli band can’t???
Answer - these guys have all the IQ points of a grapefruit and it shows, in their lyrics, music, and imagery…

I don’t even want briefly describe the pathetic music on this CD, but I’ll force myself, just so you’ll definitely know NOT to buy this. It sucks, with WEAK vocals, sadly pathetic riffs, and unremarkable drumming, enough said… AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!

Pros – None significant
Cons – Just about everything
Style of music-‘Black’ Metal, minus all the atmosphere, aggression, hate, and evil that real Black Metal should have.
Will likely appeal to – Nobody… Musically this is among the worst CDs that I’ve ever heard.

Overall – If you don’t own this CD already then don’t buy it, if you do own it then destroy it! – 0/10

(note: the author of this review recently smashed this CD with a large brick.)


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