Ancient
The Cainian Chronicle
[Metal Blade]
OK, this sucks! What the fuck happened to the old
Ancient? Warning: This is not the same Norwegian act
that produced the cult album "Svartalvheim."
Supposedly they relocated to my home town of Northern
VA and recruited some local musicians to complete
their line-up. Obviously they fucked up really bad
when they recruited these people because this album is
nothing but cheese. The new singer used to be in
another blackmetal band called Grand Belial's Key (who
isn't that bad at all). They've also added a keyboard
player by the name of Kimberly Goss who must be one of
the ugliest females in blackmetal. She also sucks
really bad when it comes to singing and this
contributes more than anything to the shit status of
this album. She sounds like a fucking glam rock singer
from the 80's or something. Actually, this album
wouldn't be so bad if she didn't have any part in it.
I am officially starting a trust fund for Kimberly
Goss so that she can get a fucking plastic surgeon.
Avoid this album like the plague. 1/10
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