Gortician
Double Live Fu*kheads
[mp3.com]
I was fortunate enough to have drummer Jason send this in for review, as I don't
have a credit card, and I guess Unsung Heroes were sick of me asking for more
Gortician! UHR won't get into a legal hassle releasing these mp3's I guess.
1) "Maps of Hell" starts classic; mellow and spooky like old Metallica or Iron
Maiden before speeding into oldschool deaththrash (like Chicago's Aftermath,
orBritain's the Annihilated) for 20 seconds.
2) Next demo track, "Blazing Morgue", is heavy & choppy with doomy parts. Man,
does Timothy Archer sound like a cousin of Obituar's John Tardy or what?! Maybe
a little more hardcore in style.
3) "The Avengers" has the bass reverb and almost blow your speakers. Remember if
you cranked "And Justice For All" it had that shitty sound. Decent tune
nonetheless.
4) Now the "live" (rehearsal) set starts. "Next Religion" is slightly better
than on the "Metal Up Your Cunt" or "Wonder Years" CDs, notably due to the
sound. "Alien Abduction" gets a better representation too with its fast, chaotic
thrash.
5) "Labyrinth's Animator" has become one of my favourite tunes lately. Starts
off doomy like early Trouble for 30 seconds, before thrashing louder & crazier
than any band I've heard recently. With proper production, this could be in the
same league as Australian antichrists Destroyer666 or Bestial Warlust, then
again I'm drinking while I type this.
6) "Avatar in the Abbatoir". I got to say, that is a brilliant title! Solid bass
playing on this crazy, noisy deathcore fucker.
7) "Kill Jim Morrison" is blinding speed, almost grind. The midtempo part has an
amazing guitar solo.
8) "I Hate Canada" is a noisy HC/grindcore throwaway. (Since I'm a Canuck, maybe
I'm biased.)
9) Next is a played at the speed of light version of Foghat's "I just want to
make love to you". Whooo hooooo!!
10) Sound quality drops. I think this is from the rehearsal demo I reviewed.
This sounds like a cover of REM's "End of the world as I know it" with Jeremy of
Despondency on vocals. Imagine a rabid, insane dog running in circles and
ripping up your yard. Yeah, makes me piss my pants too! Ha ha!
11) Another demo track- "Kick The Chair (clean vocals)". Just like on "The
Avengers" track, the bass is reverbing too much, but THIS is the best version
because all the instruments can be heard clearly enough.
12) "Blazing Morgue" and 13) "F*ck Jesus Christ" end the disc in fine style.
It is difficult for me to recommend this as everyone I know hates mp3.com. I
can't say personally as I don't collect mp3's.
Is this release worth paying $12.74 U.S.? I would like to say yes as I like it,
and the band, but I can't. I have no doubts Gortician would love it if this was
bootleged to death!!!
© 2001 mlotek