Various Artists
Hell Ain't No Bad Place To Be
[Reptilian]
Growing up, AC/DC were one of my favorite bands (and
remain so to this very day - at least the bands back
catalog)...when it came to heads-down bootie shaking
rock, no one could touch them. There was a fairly
disappointing tribute to AC/DC CD put out a few years
ago (by Cleopatra Records I believe) mostly comprised
of "industrial" bands, but here we have the real
deal : rock(ing) bands doing rocking covers. Lets get
on with it shall we...
CHAPSTICK kick the disc off with "Beating Around The
Bush" - this was never one of my favorite AC/DC songs,
but to Chapstick's credit, they pull off a good
version, thanks mostly to the vocalists uncanny ability
to sound like an early-era Bon Scott. UPPERCRUST are
up next, and they suck massive ass. Their "gimmick" is
that they dress like renisaance era pooftahs complete
with bad "upper society" speech influctions - in other
words, the complete anti-thesis of AC/DC...this just
doesn't work, and not even their sampling of Brian
Johnsons original vocals on "Back In Black" (the songs
they choose to mutilate) can save them. American
monster rockers ELECTRIC FRANKENSTEIN are the third
band and pull off a pretty decent rendition of "High
Voltage". The sound is nice and fuzzy and helps to
maintain the energetic feel of the original - vocals,
while not perfect are very close to Bon's, and that
also lends them a certain air of legitimacy. REO
SPEEDEALER are next with a cranked up version of
"Rocker" - not much to say about this other than it
sounds like every other thing REO have done (in other
words, complete and utter thrashing-rock chaos)...the
inclusion of a fake live audience was a nice touch
though. IRONBOSS gives us "Whole Lotta Rosie" - not
really my cup of tea. The (mandolin?) intro was
somewhat humourous, and the band do have a fuck of a
lot of energy behind them, but I found the vocals to be
the weak link : the guy can belt it out alright, but he
has a totally different range than Bon, so it just
doesn't sound "right" to me. Next up are ZEKE who
tackle "Downpayment Blues" and pull off an excellent
version...it's the vocals that do it for me - they're
not particularily Bon-like, but they've got a gritty
edge to them which just lends itself to material such
as this...kudos. Appropriatly enough, THE DWARVES (who
ZEKE took *more* than just a slight influence from)
follow up with "Big Balls" - musically, it's not very
close to the original at all (there's no resemblence
except for the lyrics), but in feel this is dead on,
humour intact. CHROME CRANKS are next, doing "Dog Eat
Dog", and I found it to be uninspired and lack-luster
performance...the overly reverberated sound got on my
nerves, as did the vocals...better luck next time guys.
HONKY then make an appearance with "Dirty Deeds", and it
works rather well - They have this classic american 70s
rock sound, and it works well in the context, although
some might find their vocals a little on the grating
side. "Rock And Roll Singer" (you know, the track THE
CULT ripped off for "Wildflower") is then done by
SUPERSUCKERS - very faithful to the original, therefore
a good version. LOLLIPOP give us "Girl's Got Rhythm"
(once again, not one of my favorite AC/DC tunes), and
sort of pull it off - their sound is very low-fi, and
this could actually pass for an AC/DC rehersal (if AC/DC
was having a very bad day), but apart from that factor,
this does nothing for me. VOLTAGE cover "Riff Raff"
and do it badly...the vocalist alternates between really
yawn-inducing almost spoken passages to these utterly
incredible screams - if he had just belted it out all
the way through, this might have worked. Lastly, we
have FUCKEMOS giving us the only other non-Bon Scott
track on this CD ("Thunderstruck"), and I would actually
venture to say it's BETTER than the original version
(but I'm somewhat biased as I *hated* the original
anyway), having a hell of a lot more balls...whoever
fronts FUCKEMOS actually sounds a lot like Brian
Johnson as well (and by "a lot" I mean "exactly").
Bottom line : Worthwhile if you happen to be an AC/DC
fanatic or a fan of the bands appearing on this
tribute...
© 1999 chorazaim