Promisqes
Monarchy of Evil
[S.I.S.]
Promisqes are a band that are doomed never to be given a fair shake in
the metal community. Being an "all girl" death metal band, people
will either pass on them based on the "those of the fairer sex just
can't rock" theory, or they'll be glorified simply because they happen
to be female to begin with (and in turn given a positive review based
on misplaced sexual anxiety). Carefully avoiding both pitfalls, my
evaluation of "Monarchy of Evil" is that while it isn't a horrible
album, there's nothing really worthwhile about it either. All the
members are competent enough musicians, but the problem is that none
of the songs are really very memorable. What's on offer here is 10
tracks of a fairly bland (and somewhat thrashy) mix of
Morbid Angel/Deicide inspired death metal (a style which saw it's
heyday long long ago), and as far as this sort of thing goes,
Promisqes manage to pull it off, but add nothing more. I suppose that
a lot of the less discerning death metal fans out there would enjoy
this, but I personally found my interest waning. Like I said, this
isn't bad, but it just isn't that great either. Save your pennies and
go buy an Angelcorpse CD instead to see how this sort of thing can
be done (properly) and still have some life injected into it. Oh, and
the obligatory sexist comment : bassist Dena Turk is one highly
bangable piece of ass...
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