Various Artists
Darkthrone Holy Darkthrone
[Moonfog]
Calling this a disappointment would be an understatement. Darkthrone
are one of those quintessential bands that define the very nature of
"Black Metal". What makes them such ? Lots of people have lots of
different theories on this, and we can all discuss their approach to
aesthetics and whatnot, but at the end of the day, what makes
Darkthrone so special is a certain undefinable quality - which is
exactly what's lacking in the versions presented on this CD. The
roster that appears on this reads like a "who's who" of the Norwegian
black metal scene : Satyricon, Enslaved, Thorns, Emperor, Dodheimsgard,
Gehenna, Gorgoroth, and Immortal. You would think that with a line up
such as the one above, the results would be at least interesting - but
for the most part, they are not. In fact, almost none of these covers
add anything to the original whatsoever, and instead are just xerox's
of the original(s), with the exception that they lose that "certain
something" which makes Darkthrone so individual. The exception to
this is Thorns, who's version of "The Pagan Winter" bears almost no
resemblance to Darkthrone, and as such has divided people into two
camps : those who believe it to be the best thing on the CD, and those
who would call it a complete abortion. I lean towards the second
school of thought. In my opinion, the two best tracks on this would
be the Gorgoroth cover of "Slottet I Det Fjerne", and Immortal's
rendition of "To Walk the Infernal Fields" - Gorgoroth for the sheer
nauseating sickliness of their version, and Immortal for churning out
a recording which actually comes close to reproducing the original's
feel (I attribute this to the complete lack of production on their
track : we're talking rehearsal tape quality here). I found
Satyricon's "Kathaarian Life Code", Emperor's "Cromlech", and
Gehenna's "Transilvanian Hunger" to be sub-par and very uninspired
versions, while Enslaved (covering "Natassja in Eternal Sleep") and
Dodheimsgard ("Green Cave Float" being their track of choice) faring
slightly better. That leaves us with Thorns which has already been
discussed above.
So what the final score ? 2 good, 2 ok, 3 boring, and 1 that's either
brilliance or shit depending on your persuasion. I guess whether or
not you should purchase this all depends on how much of a fan you are
of the bands appearing on here, as the only real tie this has to
Darkthrone happens to be that they're the band being covered here (the
feel is completely absent minus the Immortal contribution IMNSFHO).
One thing I will add though : the packaging on this is superb. A very
nice 5 panel (2 on either side of the actual CD) glossy digipak,
containing full lyrics and some other odds'n'ends, all very tastefully
done and befitting a band of Darkthrone's (anti)class.
© 1999 chorazaim