Could this album be any more terrible sounding? So many idiots have gone on about how great it is, but I find it to be one of the most blatantly stupid and worthless releases to find it's way into my disc player in a long time! Let's start out by picking at Unlord's bio. Apparently, even though unknown to everyone, Unlord have been creating super-fast Nordic style black metal since 1989. I laughed at this obviously. The bio makes them out as the greatest and most "true" band to ever exist. The look like a lot of fucking idiots to me.

Next, the band attempt to give off this "mysterious" aura. No contact address, no mention of where they come from, and the band photo is blurry. This made me suspicious . To top it off, someone told me that this is Nembrionic playing black metal! Obviously this band is not to be trusted!!

I suppose a mention of the music is in order. Imagine a second rate version of Dark Funeral, who in the first place are already a third rate band. If you were to multiply those numbers, then Unlord appear as a sixth rate black metal band. Fast black metal with distorted and pushed vocals, boring guitar work, decent drumming, and no apparent care for what they are doing. This is no more exciting than listening to Peter Frampton. Avoid this miserable excuse for black metal at all costs. And pester Displeased until they release the bands REAL bio!!! I can't stand this CD!!

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